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1100 Miles

It’s about a 15 hour drive, without Ben, in each direction.  We have to board him for a few nights.  As much as we love him, there aren’t a whole bunch of  motels or B&Bs in Minnesota that welcome dogs, crate or not.  On the other hand, he spent his first seven months in a kennel before we adopted him as a “rescue” dog.  Hopefully, he won’t think we’re abandoning him.

If we’re lucky, we can do this drive in a single day, each way.  The last time we tried it, it was fine on the way out, but we got detoured all the way down to I-74 on the way back.  I have no issues with Bettendorf, but I would have preferred to avoid Quad Cities at evening rush hour.  Let’s hope that doesn’t happen again.

Our cats will be fine, given clean litter boxes, and plenty of kibble and water.  With the dog gone, they’ll have free reign over the house.  The tabby bosses around the Siamese, but he gets his passive-aggressive revenge.  Our cats hate each other, but they have carved out their territories.

I must remember to bring skeeter repellent, and use it.  Our East Coast mosquitos leave bites that itch for a couple of days.  The state bird of Minnesota leaves welts that last for two weeks.  It’s not fun trying your best to not scratch your bum in public.

Hat tip:  Jen

Jen left a comment on a previous entry of mine pointing to Mandy DeGeit’s experience with yet another unprofessional “publisher,” Undead Press.  For some reason, the name of that publisher rings a bell.  Not a dinner bell, it’s more like the alarm bell in my office when we’d have fire drills.

Unfortunately, her experience is all too common for writers just starting out, who get mixed up with publishers that, if not unscrupulous, are certainly unprofessional.  It’s not too different from Lake Fossil Press (no payment, no contributor copy, wholesale rewriting, inserting spelling errors, etc.), except that Undead sent her a contract, which I think Nicky has stopped bothering to do.  Further, the emails she received from the publisher sound like something David Boyer would send, including calling Mandy “unstable.”

As of this writing, there were 305 comments.  I have yet to read through all of them, but will continue to do so in the morning.

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More relevant links:

Alyn Day’s Blogspot about his experience

Tim Lieder’s take on it

Note that Undead Press, Living Dead Press, and Open Casket Press are/were all run by Anthony Giangregorio.

Successful Liberations

This week, I successfully liberated a couple of tree seedlings, and potted them in 3 gallon pots.  I’m pretty sure that one is some sort of spruce, possibly Alberta, but we won’t know for sure until it gets to be about a foot tall.  The other one is the one I’m insanely proud of — it’s a yellow poplar.  Some people call those tulip trees, or tulip poplars.  It’s a foot tall, and didn’t skip a beat when I troweled it out of the middle of a clump of irises.

I have no idea where the seed that grew into it came from, because unless there are a few lurking in the woods behind our house, none of our neighbors has one.  Yellow poplars are fantastic trees.  Sure, they can eventually grow really tall, but they grow straight as an arrow, and if you ever have to fell one, it makes great firewood and birdhouses.  I’m not set up to make furniture out of it.  Our sassafras trees make for really lousy firewood, unless you think flying sparks are the bees’ knees.  The sassafras trees are good for making filé, though.

What will not transplant well are hollies.  They keep popping up in odd places, but nobody around here grows them.  They take a nosedive after being transplanted.

Things I Hate and Love

Hate:

  • Worchestershire sauce
  • peach ice cream (although I love fresh peaches)
  • Brussels sprouts (I ate enough of those to last a lifetime, before I was four)
Love:
  • coffee
  • all manner of dairy products
  • fish
  • potatoes
  • corn on the cob
  • bacon, and anything else ham-like
  • bananas
  • paw-paws
  • musk melon
  • asparagus
  • blackberries
  • blueberries
  • raspberries (red and black)

Hat tip:  Jeani Rector

The Indiana Attorney General has decided that David Boyer is too small time to pursue.  From Jeani:

By all means, you have my permission.
The more that is publicized about David Boyer, the more the writers are aware and thereby protected.
Please print all of these aliases (which we know of so far, we also believe he has just invented a new alias that we do not have yet:
David Byron, Sean Killian, Darren Oberhaus, Brian Bradford, George LaCroix, Grant Dean, Leland Gaines, Dylan Cook, Doc Byron, Iron Dave, Tobey King, Jack Sawyer, Leo Wolfe, Jack Burnett, Christian Loche, Daniel Byron, Doc Creeper, Joe Hammond, Kelli Kelso, Kelli Ross, and probably many others
Please also be aware that David Boyer (as the alias David Byron) submitted a stolen story to The Horror Zine. The story is “The Dead Wall” and the real author is Michael Wolf (see attachments).
Also attached is the Memorandum of Understanding where Boyer takes ownership of the stolen story. Notice he signs “sugarlips” on the MOU even though it is a legal document. That shows that Boyer considered it a joke.
BTW, Briane Keene has mentioned The Rusty Nail in his latest post.
Let’s just say that I believe Jeani.

Nicky Got Lost . . .

Hat tip:  Lewis

. . . on the way to his own grandmother’s funeral.  From Nicky’s Twitter, we find this gem:

Got lost on the way to the cemetery to bury my grandmother –#damn_it. Was 10 minutes late getting there I was supposed to be palbearer.

I’m not sure how that is possible.  Normally, the pallbearers would be in the same two or three vehicles near the front of the funeral procession.  All they had to do was follow the car in front of them.  Most other drivers won’t cut into the middle of a funeral procession, so  losing sight of the car you’re following is unlikely.  Besides, he can’t drive, so he had to hitch a ride with someone else who was going.  It makes me wonder whether he missed the entire funeral service as well.  Nicky does have a habit of screwing up, but this elevates mind-boggling to a Mt. Everest level.

This morning, Rick Moore posted a blog entry that his White Cat Publishing, LLC, has purchased Sams Dot Publishing.  I’m not completely sure what to think of this.  Sams Dot used to publish Lawrence Dagstine’s dreck.  I don’t think it still does, but I’m not sure.  For those of you who haven’t been reading TRN for years, “Dagswine” was the guy who claimed to have driven across state lines a few years ago to stalk me, and left comments on my blog about his exploits.  He talked about spilling his coffee on his lap when I walked out of the house.  Funny, ’cause at the time, I pretty much came and went from the house through my garage, and that neighborhood enforced its no on-street parking laws with a vengeance.  Either the neighbors or the cops would have told him to “move along, son.”

Wasn’t there some sort of nonsense about Tyree Campbell not paying royalties to authors when he ran Blu Phi’er?  I don’t trust Mr. Campbell, so I’m not sure how this is going to work out, with Rick hiring him.

President Grevy

No, this is not a political announcement.  We ran errands this morning, which included a stop at our local nursery.  I bought a ‘President Grevy’ hybrid Syringa (lilac).  It’s a white one; the buds are light pink, but they open white.  I think it’s mistagged, since pictures of this hybrid show it to be blueish-purple.  The one we bought really is white.  We have a run-of-the-mill Syringa vulgaris, that is . . . well . . . lilac purple, which we grew from seed about 10 years ago.  The purple one has moved with us across several states, but I really wanted a white one for the corner where we took out the birch tree.  Southerners can laugh all they want about our winter snow, but at least we don’t have to grow allegedly heat-tolerant “Miss Kim” lilacs — or none.  Any old Syringa will do, hybrid or species.

We also got our dog booked for boarding at our vet’s place for a few days.  He’s licensed and up to date on all his shots, and since he’s a “client” of theirs, they don’t require kennel cough immunization prior to boarding.  They’ve got all his records.  We could take him with us to the Cape, but not to Minnesota.

Boyer Strikes Again

Hat tip:  Jeani Rector

Check out Jeani’s topic on Shocklines.  There are some interesting links.  It seems Boyer penned a “true” tale about how persecuted he is by the likes of Jeani, B, Rick Moore, and Brian Keene. Obviously, it’s a whole maelstrom of lies.   Rick has his own take on the situation here.

B-Thoughtful also has an interesting blog entry about how David Boyer steals stories.

The screenplay preview has got to be one of the corniest things I’ve ever read.  Jeani, Janrae and Jane all appear as “characters;” Boyer didn’t even bother to change the spelling of their names.

R.I.P. Granny Shirley

This morning, I received a Google alert for “Pacione” that linked me to Nicky’s grandma’s obituary in the Free Press Newspaper group, which includes the Coal City Courant.

MORRIS-Shirley C. Pacione, 83, of Morris, passed away Monday, April 9, 2012 at Provena St. Joseph Medical Center. She was born Aug. 15, 1928 to Charles and Olga Lindquist.

Shirley is survived by her husband of 62 years, Albert Pacione; four children: Charles Pacione, Donald Pacione, Greg (Lynn) Pacione and Sheryl (Mark) Campbell; six grandchildren: Nick Pacione, Mike Pacione, Amy (Harry) Tidwell, Chris Pacione, Beth Pacione and Stephanie Campbell and numerous nieces and nephews.

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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be directed to the family.

According to the obituary in the Morris Daily Herald, Nicky will be a pallbearer.

R.I.P. Shirley.

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