By now, we all know that Nicky does not process information the way most other people do. AngryInIllinois played a bit of a trick on Nicky at DA for the lulz, and claimed to be the new editor/proofreader at LFP. Our boi did not disappoint. Once again he displays his less than superior cognitive skills in another rant on his WordPress blog.
It seems like the asshole AngryInIllinois is trying to tell the world he took over Lake Fossil Press. Funny I never turned the keys over to anyone.
Of course not, Peaches — nobody in his or her right mind would want to take over that roach motel you call a business. Not to make a real go of it, anyway, given its piss-poor reputation. Besides, you never forked over the $35 or whatever to legally register it as a real company.
. . . I was talking with some of the writers on the roster about a fucker named “Simon” who e-mailed the magazine about me trying to get a teenager in the hands of the magazine — then claiming that I was “stalking.”
Who’s Simon? Yet another Dagswine alt? Maybe Simon’s another figment of Nicky’s imagination.
As for his new friend, I am going to put the fucks e-mail address on the God Hates Fags mailing list.
Whose new friend? Angry’s? Simon’s? Either way, that’s really mature, Nicky. Junior high ended, what, 20 years ago? Besides, how long do you really think it’ll take for the recipient to set up a spam filter?
I am guessing they are attempting to fuck with a novella that isn’t even done and threatening to pirate Lloyd Phillip Campbell‘s story The Suicide Man from Issue Ten — the cunt is trying to post up GAME OVER on her blog, well I will say this Eugine Verner isn’t a hero in the story.
There are several thoughts strung together in that single sentence. First of all, quit guessing, Nicky. You’re dumber than a bag of marbles. I’ve heard of sodomy, but how does one fuck a manuscript, finished or otherwise? He must be referring to Horrorgal, with his GAME OVER remark.
As for Lloyd Phillip Campbell, who probably doesn’t exist, I have a couple of questions. Does his wife, who covertly meets you in a little love shack somewhere to hand you Lloyd’s manuscripts, know that he lives with his girlfriend in Bolingbrook? Forget your sexuality; it’s your lies you need to keep straight. Why does “Lloyd,” who, according to you, only communicates with the outside world through you, register at Twilight Sucks, and has a merry old time communicating a boatload of personal details about you?
No and his slut with nuts Tess Tilleman is threatening to pirate the fucking thing on the 4Chan message board.
Okay, what am I missing, folks? Nicky’s back on 4chan? That’s so 2008.
The fact this so-called “editor” saying he did a hostle takeover of Lake Fossil Press when I still have control of the company.
No, you don’t. How many times do I have to tell you that your so-called company doesn’t exist until you register it with the state of Illinois? It. Does. Not. Exist.
I actually got yelled at by the place I call my print home on a message board a few years ago for calling someone a fandom wank because of the masterbation connotation. I actually grossed out one of the trolls with a signed in blood picture on the horror forum over there.
That’s only because it was 90% zit juice, Nicky. The blood content was too low to have been of value.
. . . I guess Irene Baker mysteriously got a copy of Lloyd’s story. Then posting up parts of the story under “fair use” more like it’s fair abuse.
Um . . . you’re selling copies of EG10. Unless you can prove that you’re the only one who bought them, it’s not exactly a mystery how anyone else got a copy. And, if you have an issue with the law regarding Fair Use, take it to court. Go hire another e-lawyer, or something.
I noticed that the slut with nuts threatened to post my novella all over /4chan/ and those are the worst kind.
Does anyone have a link? I’m getting really curious.
I am guessing they’re not happy until everything is taken away from me.
You have nothing of value. Enough of the pity party, Peaches. Nobody’s attending but you.