Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone? Oh where, oh where can he be? With his ears cut short and his tail cut long. Oh where, oh where can he be? Nikita has only had a sporadic presence online during the past couple of months. Other than making a couple of rock […]
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Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on June 17, 2016 | 32 Comments »
The Irony Is Lost upon Him
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on May 16, 2016 | 7 Comments »
Hat tip: Baup Nicky reposted an image that TheTigerLilies uploaded to his/her/their FB account. Seriously? OMFG, the irony is completely lost upon him. It is, however, 100% correct in his case. It’s correct in my case, too, but we all already know that. At least my IQ is 50+ points higher than his, fwiw.
Gimme Munnies #19
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged GoFundMe, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on May 8, 2016 | 47 Comments »
Hat tip: Fallout3 Remember the GoFundMe that Nicky set up last summer to pay his July electric bill? As of today, he’s still raised $0. Update #19 shows him standing in the doorway of his grandparents’ house, next to some trim on the door frame that has come loose. On that piece of trim is […]
Nicky at Uncle Don’s Funeral
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on March 22, 2016 | 46 Comments »
Hat tip: AngryinIllinois Nicky posted this to his public Facebook page. Parkour [pahr-koo r, –kawr, –kohr] noun 1. the sport of moving along a route, typically in a city, trying to get around or through various obstacles in the quickest and most efficient manner possible, as by jumping, climbing, or running: his amazing parkour skills. […]
Twitter War
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, Twitter on March 16, 2016 | 35 Comments »
Nicky’s going postal on Twitter right now. At the moment, he’s duking it out with Mr. Campbell. Within the past hour, he’s tweeted 35 times. I’d have to take multiple screen grabs to capture it all. Mr. Campbell has quite a few replies within the same time frame. Grab some popcorn, and a comfy chair. […]
Stealing Again?
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on March 9, 2016 | 28 Comments »
Yesterday, Nicky tweeted about his plan to publish a Hemingway story. That raised a red flag, but at the time, I was distracted by having to deal with customer support about a FiOS set top box that died, and watching election returns in several more states. Thanks to Mr. Campbell, I don’t need to research […]
New Video Rant
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, video on March 7, 2016 | 62 Comments »
Hat tip: AngryinIllinois We were out of town yesterday, and missed this. A quick check on Twitter verifies that Nicky tweeted about a new video rant that he posted on the 6th. To film this one, he set up shop at the end of the block, right smack dab under the street signs marking the […]
Update #3: You Will Not Like Monter [sic]
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacioen, Pacione, Safelink, Tracfone on March 1, 2016 | 89 Comments »
Thanks to various readers who submitted the following, along with their generous permission to post them here. By way of background, Nikita lost his wi-fi, but got a new toy to (sort of) make up for it. He now has a Tracfone, courtesy of Safelink’s free cell phone service for those on one form or […]
Resquiat in Pace, Donald A. Pacione
Posted in Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, Uncle Don on February 23, 2016 | 11 Comments »
Hat tip: Dru617 Nicky’s Uncle Don passed away last Wednesday. The service was last Friday. Dru found the obituary, here. It reads, in part: Donald Albert Pacione, age 67, at rest on Wednesday, February 17, 2016. Donald is survived by his loving daughter, Amie (Harry) Tidwell; dear siblings, Greg (Lynn) Pacione, Chuck Pacione, and Sheryl […]
A Society Unpublished
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Kindle, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on February 19, 2016 | 62 Comments »
Hat tip: Naaman Brown Nicky published a new short story, “A Society Unpublished,” on both Book Country and Amazon’s Kindle two days ago. Here’s the product description (emphasis mine): 2017 where the publishing industry has brought about a lawlessness that one has never seen; Nickolaus Pacione had seen it first hand as it would fall […]