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Zoe’s Parody

I nearly died laughing when this came over the feedreader.  My ribcage is still a bit sore.  Apparently, some joker sent around a MySpace bulletin offering book doctoring services for an absurd amount of money.  Zoe posted a hilarious parody of it on TODP. Dear friend, As you may know, I’ve written a few books, […]

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Dear Uncle Donald, I’m really soory I’ve been a bad boi, and I now your mad at me.  It wasnt my fault I drunk-dialed all those peopel late at night to harass them.  How was I supposed to know they had caller ID and woudl get our phone number? Afew years ago, grammy said it […]

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First, here’s a link to Autoaim’s latest. Second, I needed a break, so I got silly with a semi-comical snapshot of an hour in Nicky’s life.  That’s behind the cut.  Continue reading at your own risk.

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Witches

I’m sorry.  I couldn’t resist doing a parody of Pacione’s Blair Witch letter.  Take it or leave it.

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Bug

This is what happens when I get bored and have a rusty nail or two.  If there’s any way for me to further fuck up a narrative that is completely pointless and leads nowhere, please offer suggestions.

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Pacione’s medical scare contest guidelines were so damn funny that I couldn’t resist parodying them.  He mentioned nothing about fonts, margins, formatting, and where or how to send submissions. Please note that it is advisable to have an ice pack and some aspirin nearby, should you choose to click on either of the above links.

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This is probably my most outlandish parody to date of a Pacione short. I thought it worthy of putting up on a page by itself: Darkness from the Depths It’s a Cthulhu Mythos fan fiction piece. Enjoy. Or not. Either way, I had a blast throwing it together, and that’s what counts in my world.

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My parody of Library of Bones is live on nickolausapacione.com, on this page.  I learned several things this evening in “Pacione Boot Camp.” No matter how tempting it was to correct all my typos, I had to force myself to leave in a handful It was painful to keep switching tenses within sentences The more […]

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Snake Fossil Press is soliciting parody short story submissions for Issue 1 of Fossilized Snake Magazine. Stories must be between 1200 and 2000 words, in MS Word .doc format using 12 point Times New Roman or Courier font, double-spaced, with 1″ margins. The style of story for which we solicit parodies can be read here, […]

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Snake Fossil

The new flash fiction piece is available here.  God, is it awful; it’s so over the top.  On the other hand, I had a heck of a good time throwing it together.

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