Boyer Despises SL and Edgy Christian Fiction Lovers

In addition to posting on SL about bottom-feeding losers, Tin Foil Dave showed up on Edgy Christian Fiction Lovers to spew his special brand of love.  I happen to be fine with bottom feeders; catfish, flounder and sole make for some mighty good eats.  Lobster . . . prawns . . . crawdads . . . yum.

I’m curious to know what happens when he pisses off a bunch of edgy Christians.

Davey Boy is on a roll today.

“Butthurt” Boyer Strikes Again

I received this in my morning email, with permission to post it for the lulz.  Bet you didn’t know the B in David B. Boyer stands for Butthurt.  Note his demand to remove “any negative blog posts or other slanderous or threatening geared toward me” within 10-14 days.  I question the legality of whatever he’s been smoking.  Better call a waahmbulance.

Feel free to publish

——– Original Message ——–

Subject: Re: the proper form
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2010 08:55:23 -0500
From: Janrae Frank <>
To: David Boyer <>, xxxxxxxxx <>

My Dear Mr. Boyer,

I am looking forward to my day in court with you.  You may not be aware of this, but plagiarism is a crime.  A very serious crime.  Furthermore, the truth is not slander.  And slander is not  printed.  It is spoken.

I would also like to refer you to the fact that the Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that blogs are opinion.  And, under the first amendment to the constitution of this wonderful country, they are not actionable.

And now, as the Scarlet Pimpernel once said, “Pray continue.


On 11/10/2010 8:24 AM, David Boyer wrote:! Surely you jest. This is NOT the proper form to sent to the Indiana state attorney general. Why don’t I include this in MY large, 8 by 11, manilla envelope full of MY evidence, that I plan to send to him tomorrow morning? You and Rick and your daughter are ALL mentioned in there, too. I think I will include this in there, he will get a real chuckle out of it.
Oh, and by the way, want some friendly advice? If there are any negative blog posts or other slanderous or threatening geared toward me and including YOUR name, I’d be removing, within 10 to 14 days. That is the amount of time a rep for the attorney general said it would take for my original inquiry to be processed.

Just a thought.

On Tue, Nov 9, 2010 at 5:21 PM, Janrae Frank <> wrote:

Here is the proper form you need to fill out.

butthurt report

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Who’s A Petulant Whiny Boy Now?

A few days ago, Phailbin (who else?) posted on SL about Chimeraworld 6.  As of yesterday, if there was any drama, I missed it.  At the time, the thread contained nothing but Mikkake’s original post, two days old, with no replies.

I thought nothing of it until this morning, when a reader tipped me off to its current status.  Hoo boy!  It looks bad enough when someone bumps his/her own thread, unless perhaps it relates to an upcoming convention, or something newsworthy and relevant to many people.  It looks even worse when the thread bump is merely a petulant whine.

Oh, you deleted my SECOND movie of martial law on Your Fucking Streets – fine – head in the sand, if you like. But I notice other threads are allowed to mention BLACK HELICOPTERS and MILITARY JETS spooking their homes. Have a look at the military presence on the streets at Pittsburg’s G20

So, Matty deleted a video clip that Phailbin posted?  Does this mean that Matt is finally coming to his senses?  One can only hope, but the odds are against it.

Have a little stilton with that whine, Mikkake.  Maybe a few sour grapes too.  Toss in a few (wal)nuts, for that perfect dessert tablescape, a la Sandra Lee from Food Network.  How she got her own show is beyond me, but that’s another story.

So, the G20 meeting is taking place in Pittsburgh.  Whoop-de-doo.  Spell the name of the city correctly, to raise your credibility, just a smidge, Phail-boy.  But what would a putz from Oxford, England know about spelling the names of American cities?

Aside from that, increased police presence, blocked-off streets, etc., are the norm for a few days, for any city hosting one of these conferences.  It’s SOP around the UN building in NYC, whenever some big shindig’s happening.  Adding extra police presence, temporarily, in a small chunk of a city surrounding the conference area, is not the same as flooding the streets with military personnel.  It’ll cause traffic gridlock, and annoy a lot of people who live and/or work in the area, for 2-3 days, but that’s about it.

The Mickster followed up with his author roster for Chimeraworld 6.  I recognize three names on the list:  Justin Oldham, Alex Severin, and Tim Lieder.  The fact that I’ve never heard of any of the other writers means nothing.

Oldham is a guy from Alaska who was (maybe still is) active on the Silverthought forum board.  He used to pal around on the board with Lorenzo, and that Roy C. Dudgeon guy from Winnipeg, who edited Satirica, from Cowboy Logic Press, run by Roger Haller.  Larry was banned from the Silverthought forum.  There are some old connect-the-dots lines between them all, but as far as I can tell, Mr. Oldham is just a guy who writes his stories, and isn’t picky about who will publish them, despite the damage it might do to his reputation.

Alex Severin is a name I keep seeing on Mikkake’s stuff.  It means little to me, other than it rings a bell.  A very quiet one.  She probably should discontinue her association with Mikkake, but my advice is free, and worth maybe tuppence.

What really disappoints me is Tim Lieder’s name on the list.  Tim should know better.  He’s funny, irreverent, and is a nice guy.  Why he hooked up with Phailbin is a mystery to me, but I’m sure he has a reason.

Prank Calls and Internet Trolls

Hat Tip:  Jenny

Nicky has his Associated Content article about internet “trolls” posted.

The person is about 32 years old, a grown man but the mentality is never really leaving high school.

That describes Nicky perfectly.

I got phone calls from those because I played a joke in a chatroom.

Midnight my time, “You’re name is on my calendar mother fucker.”

When I wanted to talk to the asshole, and my own relatives were listening in the trolls family thought I called them an asshole and accused me of being drunk.

Because, normal people always call their preceived enemies at midnight, making sure the rest of their families are on hand to hear the prank call.  No wonder the person thought you were drunk, Nicky!  I would have thought so, too.

I will say this much, the person who’ve been stalking me went to school with one of my relatives by marriage (keeping the identity secret here.)

Correction:  you merely think the person you’ve been stalking went to school with one of your relatives, Nicky.

Being the writer, I should have guessed this also comes with the territory. Some would go as far as to come up with outlandish claims of one threatening their own family.

The only person who did that to Nicky was Dagstine, using the alt ValentineVegen.  Nicky, however, has been known to threaten people directly, as well as their families.  He threatened to burn Jenny’s house to the ground.  How he thought that would not affect her entire family is beyond me.

I live with an uncle and trying to get my ass off the ground as a publisher and an author.

He fails to mention that both he and his uncle are living in granny’s house.

The reason I am in the crosshairs so often and seen as a bad guy is because I speak the truth . . .

That’s not the reason.  It’s because he’s a complete jerk with no sense of personal hygeine who attacks anyone who suggests his writing is less than NYT bestseller material.  He wouldn’t know the truth if it nipped him in the nuts.  Little Nicky’s so mentally ill that he does not know the difference between reality and fantasy.

Then you get this places like The Crusty Rail coming along and trying to document someone’s every failure, when that is where they will fail in the progress.

Roughly 1500 – 2000 hits a day from visitors says otherwise, sweet cheeks.  For a mere blog, that’s pretty successful.

From there, it goes on to mention “raping copyrights,” the MySpace Mom, and generally screams “call me a waahmbulance!”  It’s four and a half pages worth of whiny projection.

New Videos

There are two more Pacione videos.

Belch.  I spewed coffee out my nose.  Really, I should know better by now than to watch these things with a beverage in hand.

I couldn’t understand a word he said other than “professional” and “Britney,” but it does seem as if he cut the camera right before he burst into tears.  Call a waahmbulance.  Is this one for real, or did someone doctor it from others?

HTML Performed by Theo Wolfe

Mr. Pacione’s 1999 story “Loss of Blood,” explains why he used the alt TheoWolfe for a while. It was one I hadn’t seen before ExposeTheTard reeled off a list. This story explains the details of when he was assaulted in Mason City on February 9, 1999.

From this story, we learn:

  • that Theodore Wolfe is a pseudonym Pacione used
  • Pacione used to rat on others for smoking weed
  • his experience in Mason City was remarkably similar to his experience at Glenbard East
  • the way to hitch a ride in Mason City is to call the youth pastor
  • he once held a job in a store in which a large rat bit him
  • the incident happened in two separate locations
  • how to use both first person and third person references in a single sentence
  • that Pacione has incredible peripheral vision
  • he was working on his final revisions to the story on the day of the assault
  • how to spell his former fiancee’s name two different ways
  • that Pacione himself published his son’s and former fiancee’s names online, publicly

Continue reading

Call a Waahmbulance, Part XXXV

Sure.  Blogger’s going to shut down ExposeTheTard at Mr. Pacione’s request.  He’s been trying for years to get them to shut down other people’s accounts.  If the email is real, and if they bother to investigate, they should notice how many people have repeatedly flagged his blog for offensive material.

I’ve taken the liberty to send a $500 bill to the asshole who is stealing my blog entries stories and other content. Think the little shit is pissed off about the bill deal — I am going to keep billing them until they give me back all my files without the watermarks. I am trying to figure out who the mother fucker is because they knew where to look for my letter to my son.

How can he bill someone for $500 if he doesn’t know who the person is?

I am not mad — just that I know that their punishment is due and it is coming fast.

Somehow, I doubt it.  Blogger isn’t into censorship the way LJ is.  Pacione knows that, or he wouldn’t have started using his long-dormant account after most of his others were shut down for TOS violations.

The cunt who created that domain that “parody” my work needs to kill themselves too. That’s right I am working on that blog next.

Which parody blog?  There are quite a few that I’ve seen, but most of them aren’t very active.  If he means “Wannabe Goth Writer,” he’ll have no luck.  None of the usual blogging hosts actually host it.  He’d have to complain to the owner of the site, for all the good that’d do him.  Besides, it has a disclaimer stating that it is parody, and contains nothing but original material and design.  Contacting WordPress to complain about it would be like complaining to Microsoft after reading a Word document he didn’t like.

History Repeats Itself

ExposeTheTard has quite a collection of archival material on Pacione. I think I’ve seen the journal entry from 2002; it looks familiar. I haven’t before seen the one from 2001.

Some people need to get a godmotherfucking damn life and leave me alone to say what I want to say, it is not so freedom of speech for the heterosexual male. I am pissed that so many tend to get more into trouble because my crime is freedom of speech, and being a heterosexual male one tends to get hell because the heterosexual male is being silenced.

To hear Pacione tell it, you’d think heterosexual white males are the last surviving repressed minority. The next time he goes to see a movie, I’d be curious to know what the cops have to say about freedom of speech when they arrest him for yelling “Fire!”

“You motherfuckers are picking on me because I’m heterosexual!” “Tell that to the judge, buddy.”

The next entry’s date doesn’t show up on a black background, but can be highlighted.

Wednesday, February 21st, 2001

[. . .]

I wanted to kill myself that night but I stayed with my son’s god-father because I felt that I would of hurt myself that night because that was the ultimate violation — a living nightmare of sorts. I had felt cornered like a venomous rattlesnake because anything would of set me off that night — my head was between my knees, sobbing because I had been really betrayed.

What set off this self-pity party? His apartment got robbed and he suspected yet another roommate of stealing his CDs. Back in 2001. I wonder how often this has happened. This is the exact sort of thing he accused Michelle of doing six years later.

My ex said she had nothing to do with it but

[. . .]

Twice betrayed — one of them was from my ex and the other a former roommate.

Was the ex in this case Melany? Is Melany that redhead whose picture I’ve seen standing by a lake wearing a plaid jacket? It can be a little difficult to keep track of everybody. Throughout his life, he’s felt betrayed by people. Does Pacione even recognize this pattern?

Literally what I have been through over the past three years moving back and forth between Iowa and my home state of Illinois — a conflicting relationship between my step-father and I, now it is mended when I had returned to Illinois for a week of August of 1999. At first they objected to me having a dark website and writing horror — now they are the biggest supporters that I have.

That might be the case, as long as he stays far away from his mother, step-father, and step-sister. I know I wouldn’t want him around my kids. His mother actually made quite a grand entrance on Xanga as “Coral_Snake_1” a few years ago to hunt down his detractors. And, I recall Pacione saying something to the effect that his mother had some government job that allowed her to run traces on people for the fun of it in her spare time. I suspect that may be illegal, but if Nickolaus is any indication, the Paciones aren’t known for their scruples. I wonder if she was also the “t4ttennessee” sock puppet who showed up on LJ earlier this year to argue with folks razzed Nick on the feed he set up from his old Xanga.

The Tard, Exposed

Mr. Pacione’s latest screed on Blogspot targets Exposethetard.

Stealing older works of fiction when there wasn’t a creative commons on the damn thing. Quit stealing my shit you piece of shit.

Pacione obviously finds the person annoying, but Exposethetard isn’t stupid enough to even attempt to lay claim to authorship.  Nobody in his or her right mind would want to do so.

This mother fucker is doing the same thing as the assholes who actively steal mp3s on Napster did. Listen you cunt — I have a fucking right to get my books out there and get some legit cash for the things I write.

Again, he goes on with the .mp3 thing. Hasn’t he heard of iTunes?  Paying $1 a song for a download isn’t exactly a discount from buying a CD or burning one at Barnes & Noble.

Copyright rape, that is exactly what you assholes are doing on that blog and on The Other Dark Place — repeatedly stealing from someone’s blog and that fucker who goes on as AL_Kilyu — needs to have a well placed bullet between his eyes.

I can’t speak for others, but I always source and attribute my quotations to the original author.

Trying to get my long time friends (real life friends of 20 years, that is the most lowbrow shit I’ve ever seen done. What the fuck is wrong with you? The fact you got a lot of this information from me when talking to him.)

I’m still trying to make sense of that last “sentence” within the parentheses.  Mr. Pacione gave information to a third party while talking Ramtha-like through a buddy of his?

More Gothicfest

So, Zippy the Pinhead sold a whopping two copies of TPIV. This is from his latest on Blogspot.

I had managed to sell off all my Tabloid Purposes that I had at the event . . . I had just two copies of Tabloid Purposes IV there just as a test sort thing.

As always, the entry strays from one thought to another with little coherency.

The fact that some loser who stabbed me five times decided to get in contact with me via e-mail recently so I look at this with some

I don’t know where perspective comes into being stabbed, but it’s obvious that old stabbing wasn’t some random event if the person who did it knows Mr. Pacione.

It’s a little unclear, but I get the impression that Pacione thinks the person who stabbed him might be the one who runs Exposethetard. Of course, with all things Nicky, he’s not really sure.

Thinking it could really be the dick that stabbed me or some other jerk who went digging around my old website to see the information . . .

Pacione then proceeds to whine about someone he’s known since grade school.

The fact that my best friend of twenty plus years is involved now with the smear campaigns are going to be a nightmare waiting to happen. [. . .] The reason being he’s doing this is because I couldn’t get him into the venue I was signing at for free.

If Pacione has known this person that long, and the person really is his “best friend,” I shudder to think what his other “friends” are like. A real friend would have said something along the lines of “Oh well — thanks for trying.”

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