You’ve heard the soundtrack. Get ready for the video! No, I didn’t put this together, but I do think it’s great. The details are what make it: the shifty eyes, the sputtering, the yellow teeth, the Giants cap, the RAEG . . . [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9E1XZDJuiA]
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Convos: The Video Version
Posted in Lake Fossil Press, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Lake Fossil Press, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on August 23, 2010 | 70 Comments »
Convos With Nikita
Posted in Lake Fossil Press, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Lake Fossil Press, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on August 4, 2010 | 42 Comments »
Side-splittingly funny. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtY1FzM_GEs]
Answering Machine Love from Peaches
Posted in Lake Fossil Press, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Lake Fossil Press, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on August 4, 2010 | 15 Comments »
Oh, lord. Anyone who leaves messages on an answering machine is well aware they are being recorded, because, well, that’s what answering machines do. Here’s the intro that accompanies it: After getting the number to my company, Nicky continues to leave unpleasant messages (even after me asking him numerous times to stop calling via email) […]
New Websites
Posted in Ethereal Gazette, Lake Fossil Press, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Ethereal Gazette, Lake Fossil Press, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on March 13, 2010 | 41 Comments »
It didn’t take long for whoever registered etherealgazette.com and lakefossilpress.com to get them up and running. There’s an announcement on SL about the former. All the talk on ETT about both made me curious. They were both live when I checked this morning. In case our favorite Italian meatball is reading this, no, I don’t […]
An Unfortunate Accident at Facebook
Posted in Lake Fossil Press, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Lake Fossil Press, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on March 12, 2010 | 31 Comments »
I suspect that “Carol” is Carol Sullivan, one of his contributors, and a member of Nicky’s new forum. Anyway, this was posted at the Lake Fossil Press newsgroup on Yahoo. I don’t have a Facebook account. Does anyone know what happened over there? He also asked that we each as him as our Facebook friend […]
$3 Guidelines
Posted in Lake Fossil Press, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Lake Fossil Press, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on January 16, 2010 | 17 Comments »
In the past, we’ve seen Nicky try to sell a used pair of his jeans “that shrunk,” and a rubber rat, but this is the first time I’ve ever seen him try to sell his guidelines. Step right up, folks! For a mere $3, you can download the guidelines for a TP that was due […]
Tabloid Purposes 5
Posted in anthology, Lake Fossil Press, memoir, Pacione, revisionist history, submission call, Tabloid Purposes on November 3, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Wasn’t there some talk on MySpace last winter or spring about trademarking the Tabloid Purposes name? I wonder what became of that. Friday, November 02, 2007 drawing up the guidelines for Tabloid Purposes V Tabloid Purposes Five is going to be drawn up but I am also going to dredge up the reading list and […]
Revised Blogger Entries
Posted in Lake Fossil Press, Pacione, tagged Lake Fossil Press Babe, Pacione on September 30, 2007 | 15 Comments »
Pacione’s been busy updating his Blogspot, not with new entries, but by adding paragraphs to older entries. Both his most recent two entries were updated today. I will go on record that isn’t my grandmother writing that message. That is one of my cousins. They’ve done nothing to you so leave them the hell alone. […]
Lake Fossil Press Babe
Posted in Lake Fossil Press, Pacione, tagged Lake Fossil Press, Pacione, promotion on September 25, 2007 | 19 Comments »
It’s been nearly two months since Mr. Pacione announced he was recruiting a model to promote Lake Fossil Press part time. I wonder whether he’s gotten any applications. The basic requirements (scroll about halfway down the page in the above link) are bizarre. He wants a fat or skinny chick who looks good in jeans […]
Calling All Goths
Posted in anthology, Lake Fossil Press, Pacione, Tabloid Purposes on August 24, 2007 | 11 Comments »
He’s back at it, at his LJ Goth forum: There will be two versions of the book going around eventually — this is the 7.44 x 9.68 size Paperback Size, and the other will be a Crown Royale size trade paperback. If you’re from a Gothic magazine interested in a review copy of the anthology […]