Double-Header

We have a double-header, folks.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Calling my house and listing my address…. off limits

You bastards might think it is a game to list my phone number and list my address. It’s not even funny the first time doing it. Stealing my photographs and watermarking them — shit isn’t even funny either.

Actually, yes it is funny. I have nothing to do with any of that, but it’s funny, regardless. Pacione forgets that he posted his own personal information online first. What happens on the internet stays on the internet.

Jerrod, you’re a fucking loser who has no life and the fact that you ripped off Tabloid Purposes with your cover scheme shows it.

Mr. Balzer’s after Nicky? Whatever Zippy the Pinhead’s smoking, I want some. It’s got to be better than Benson & Hedges.

I am going to have to get a cell phone because of this shit

He’s not going to have a cell phone because he can’t afford one. You know, this crap makes me want to go buy Balzer’s work, as well as that of J.D. Hintz.

Nicky is good for business . . . yours, not his. And, he’s good for my traffic counts.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Russo is crazy

She’s reading between the lines about wanting to sue me for libel; I didn’t even mention her by name once.

Oh, please — everyone who follows this saga already knows her last name is Russo. Pacione devoted an entire blog entry to her. It doesn’t take a trained detective to piece it together. None of us harass her. None of us care to, no matter how bat-shit insane she may be. She doesn’t come after us. She’s not even a carnival side show.

The fact that this lawsuit is already felt across the
Goth Community in Chicago, and the only people who can protect you from my fury are Koehler and Keene, and even they are fair game for me. Hell I could see you calling on them as witnesses on your case for this book
because I rip them a new one too in this.

One, there is no lawsuit, and two, the Goth community wouldn’t rally to Nicky’s aid, no matter how much he bribed them in internet dollars, or deep-dish pizza.

Sue me for what, I got no money — I am not a millionare.

Not even in pennies, could he come up with a million. If he had one nightmare for every evening of his life, it still can’t top 12,000. He’s had far more nightmares than he’s made in dollars.

You messed with an investegative journalist Russo, and yes this kind of journalism has no kind of mercy.

LOL! I’m an “investigative urinalist” . . . plumbing the depths of the u-bend for you. I could call myself a painter, but it wouldn’t make me one. Ditto for calling myself a writer.

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*edit* (now reliving college undergrad years, listening to Devo)

9 thoughts on “Double-Header

  1. My favorite lines…

    “You’re pissed now Russo but I haven’t even started yet. to. royally piss you off.”

    Rather the last part of that sentence(s?) made little to no sense I’m still excited about Crazy Michelle verses Nicky the Boxer aka Peaches.

    “You told my best friend of twenty years that I was trying to get into your pants — you’re seven years younger than my mother. I date at oldest four to five years older when it comes to the female sex or six years younger.”

    Okay I’m going to have to break that one down in parts…

    A. Crazy Michelle is 37 I think so that would make his mom 44? Wow he has got a young mom especially if Nicky is what 30? 31? Haha, she was a whore.

    B. Nicky doesn’t date anyone…ever. He had sex with an ugly dame which he accidently fathered a kid which was later taken from him because Nicky isn’t a man and unfit to raise a child. Anyway my point his how can he have a preference? He should be happy any female would take him or even go out a date with him no matter how old or ugly she is.

    “Food I saved for my buddies when they come over for a Chicago Bulls game”

    WHAT FRIENDS?

    I’d comment on the second to the last entry about people calling his house, which I’ve been tempted to do, but honestly he just says the same thing over and over again. Nicky all I have to say is enjoy all of the infamous internet persona gig you have going for you while it last because its the most you’re going to accomplish you’ve burnt too many bridges and you are a prime example of career suicide.

  2. My understanding is that he got a girl pregnant who was going through a mental breakdown, when they were both teens. I’ve heard from a couple of sources who have actually talked to her that she’s a sweetie. I have no reason to dispute their assessment.

    As for Nicky, his mom had him when she was 15. Inquiring minds still want to know who his father is. Jailbird? Relative? That question has not yet been answered.

  3. He tried to portray his parents as married and still there for him in his memoir, if I remember correctly. I’m seriously doubting that was the case. If anything, I suppose his mother couldn’t have cared less what Nicky did in school (“Will you please be quiet? I can’t hear the damn TV, Nickolaus!”), and his dad was still busy cruising for underage girls.

  4. But . . . but . . . but he mentioned her name RIGHT THERE. It’s available to anyone who cares to scroll down the page. It’s . . . oh, never mind, my brane just broke under the batshittery of it all. I’mma have a stiff drink and write some porn.

  5. “My understanding is that he got a girl pregnant who was going through a mental breakdown, when they were both teens. ”

    You sure it wasn’t the sex with Nicky that didn’t CAUSE the breakdown????

  6. I’m inclined to think she had to already be off her rocker to allow him to come near her, and that the pregnancy was merely the last straw.

  7. Piecing together isolated comments from some of the conversations I had with Nicky’s mother a few years ago, I would guess that she was already having the breakdown, or heading for it, and then became worse after the pregnancy.

    At some point, after the two of them moved in with Nicky’s parents, the girl had had too much to handle, called her mother and her mother came and got her.

    Nicky’s mother was very contemptuous of the girl.

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