This is probably my most outlandish parody to date of a Pacione short. I thought it worthy of putting up on a page by itself:
It’s a Cthulhu Mythos fan fiction piece. Enjoy. Or not. Either way, I had a blast throwing it together, and that’s what counts in my world.
Much better. More sentence fragments, less logic, plenty of malaprops. And a Horse With No Name. Sure felt good to get out of the reign. ;{)
‘Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain…
OMG, that is hilarious. I’m still laughing.
Augh! My SAN points!
Thanks, Otter. Sadly, these are getting easier to write. Your last tip about randomly breaking up sentences in the middle was invaluable. 😉
Sorry, Sabledrake. It’s safe to come out from under the bed now.
That has to be the FINEST piece of fanfic so far! LOL! I’m still chuckling to myself, and I’m getting weird stares from my husband who wants to know what the hell is so funny!
Nope … not coming out … staying down here with the dust bunnies. I sneeze, but it’s safer.
Bwahaha. Even I feel as if I need to rinse out my brain with bleach and cut off my fingertips.
Just watch out for the velocipedes while you’re under the bed, Sabledrake.