How many submission calls does this guy have? I’ve lost track.
Submission Call: TABLOID PURPOSES V
By Nickolaus A. Pacione
Last edited: Thursday, December 13, 2007
Posted: Thursday, December 13, 2007
the submission call is up. read the guidelines carefully. Don’t submit until the 16th of February. The guidelines are extremely strict
Tabloid Purposes V: Cyberterrormachine
Cyberterrormachine? Oh god. Is this going be a anthology about terrorizing people over the internet?
The concept of the story will open the gateway for a theological element in there. Ghosts in the mainframe, demons causing a computer virus . . .
Ah — it’s about all the things he wishes on others.
I want something that will compliment Chimeraworld series in some ways while at the same time do something that makes Tabloid Purposes Five stand out If you do an alternate history story it must be alternate 1990s starting and goes into future history up to 2027-2033.
Future history, eh? I think I can guess what 1990s alternate history is: An Eye in Shadows.
Deadline: July 28, 2008
Submission begin date: Feb 13, 2008 (start writing stories now – this thing will fill fast like Tabloid Purposes II did.)
Payment here: STARTING . $16 with a $10 minimum (Sent to PAYPAL you must have a paypal account if you want to be paid.)
Where does he expect to get the funds to pay anyone? Nobody ever pays those phony Paypal invoices he sends.
Tabloid Purposes VI will be called Bukkake World 4.
LOL, Eric!
Philbin and Nicky are both stuck in adolescent gross out mode.
Chimeraworld 5 was canceled. I don’t know why he’s so worried about it–it’s not as if they really compete with each other.
I think Pacione should write a gross-out story that involves a giant zit on the side of his nose, that when popped, oozed pus, followed by his brain. Zombies chase him around in circles while he screams for granny. Then, he wakes up in a cold sweat. And, he wastes 9800 words on it.
So it would be a non-fiction book then?
In his world, yes. 😉