Hat tips: Jenny and Autoaim
It sure looks as if it was Yuku who banned Nicky, not Matty. Still, it means La Femme Nikita is gone from Shocklines.
If he shows up again with a handy dandy new sock puppet, he’ll give himself away pretty quickly.
I do have screengrabs of his last two posts on SL, along with the replies. As of now, both threads remain unlocked and unsnipped. If they do get deleted, I’ll post the grabs.
UPDATE: screengrabs of the bahleeted threads after the cut.
Matt had nothing to do with it. Nicky sent a death threat to EG Staff about “shooting them in the head with a gun” via the Yuku site. It took the Yuku legal dept. a grand total of 30 mins to ban him, possibly less. They basically took one look at his account and zapped it instantly.
I guess you shouldn’t threaten to shoot people in the head online, eh? Who would have known? Oh, wait a minute… that’d be “anyone with two brain cells to rub together”, which of course explains why Sparkle-Pony got himself banned.
That locks him out of a ton of boards. I am very happy to see it happen.
We all know who he’ll blame for his banning. Everyone but himself.
It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if Nicky were to flood Matty’s inbox with a ton of
hate maillove letters.That’s assuming he can even access Matt. He’s been communicating through PMs. If he can’t get onto Shocklines, he can’t tell Matt.
I thought Matt had an AOL email addy. No?
Yes, but would he have given it to Nicky?
Matt was on Shocklines just now and both of Nickys threads are now *BZZZZT* 404 404 404 404 *BZZZZT*
A fast in & out job.
This is a decisive victory against the Legion of Nitwits. Can’t wait to see how much whining he’ll do on his blog.
I wonder whether anyone who replied on those threads got a warning from Matty. A day late, with the wrong currency, but it wouldn’t surprise me. More importantly, I wonder whether Yuku deleted those threads, told Matty to do so, or whether he did so himself, oblivious to the Yuku banning.
Matt appeared on SL. A couple of minutes later both of Nickys threads where gone. Then Matt was gone. I do believe that he was quite oblivious to the Yuku banning at the time and I don’t believe that Yuku.com had any involvement in the thread deletion.
However, a little birdie has whispered in my ear that Matt has since then been offered the deepest condolences in his time of distress, now that his close personal friend Nickolaus Pacione has been banned by Yuku.com for sending death threats via the site.
Haven’t heard one peep from Matt yet.
So far I have not heard anything either and I did reply on one of them.
I haven’t heard anything yet. I checked Nikita’s facebook and nothing is posted, maybe he doesn’t know yet.
according to Matt’s FB page he just got home from the hospital after having hernia surgery-don’t expect to see much of him online. Probably has no idea his little pl was banned system wide.
Nicky might try contacting him there. Is Nicky on his friends list?
Checked his page, only three Matt’s listed as friends. One is a house painter, one is a artist/tattoo guy,
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001502253450#!/profile.php?id=100001502253450&v=wall
that’s the third one.
It’s this one, Baup:
http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Schwartz/725721399
Nick has become active on twitter again.
‘Trying to raise some funds for my living and publishing expenses — see WritingsFromTheGrave.com.’
‘The details of this chipIn is that I am trying to raise $690 for my publishing and promotion budget.’
‘Marc Lyth — the cocksucker is trying to smear my name on Amazon.com. I sent him a nice bill about this.’
7 minutes ago.
Doesn’t sound like he knows about Yuku yet.
‘The details of this chipIn is that I am trying to raise $690 for my publishing and promotion budget.’
Absolutely! He’s already earmarked the people to whom said monies will be paid: Mr Newport, Mr Pabst, Mr Hunkrump-Monthly and Mr Handcream.
And you’ve made me choke on my soda twice now, Phil.
Ok, that’s where I draw the line. I’m not going to turn up for my photoshoot with Mr Hunkrump-monthly magazine tomorrow. They can sue me for breach of contract if they want but there’s no way in hell I’ll pose for them, knowing that Nikita would get his jollies while ogling my rock hard buttocks!
Sorry, Nicky.
Fortunately, I had just swallowed my last bite of pork chop before reading Phil’s comment.
Don’t apologise to him! It’s thanks to Nicky that you’re missing out on it. Hunk Rump’s a damn good payer. I’d send him a PayPal demand for distress and loss of earnings if I thought he was rubbing one out to the publications in which it’s been my privilege to appear. Thankfully he’s not an afficionado of Red Cheeks so I’m safe for the moment.
And another one:
http://www.lulu.com/product/13579997 — enter STOCKING305 and you get 15% off. Just in time for the Holidays.
WTF is he going to do with $690?
Pay for more “Fat Asian Skater” artwork?
http://autoaim.org/0560.jpg
Awwwwwww…. ;D
But I’m sure that his new ChipIn for $690 will be a smashing success.
If he somehow managed to raise that much, he’d blow it on stuff like another new camera, and web hosting plans that far exceed his ability to make use of them, let alone attract the sort of traffic that might justify the bandwidth allowance. Then he’d be back to begging for money to buy a train ticket and order Chinese for delivery.
I shall now be sending Phil a paypal bill to replace the hot cocoa and the cleaning bill for my shirt. :p
Peaches: “Okay — I never heard from this side of the family because my grandmother has this “dead to me” attitude about the Linquist family. She hates her sister, I know the story why. But if you want to know more about me go here http://www.writingsfromthegrave.com/ — this is my official website if you can handle Extreme Gothic Horror.
Sheryl C: “Nick, this is Uncle Chuck’s grandkid. His mom is my cousin Irene, that I haven’t seen in like 30 years. Gramma doesn’t like Aunt Lorraine.
Matthew Lindquist i feel you man, i didnt think i had so much family actually…
Sheryl C ((hugs))
Peaches: “Really? no sh*t! Please to meet you Matt. IF you want to get to know me visit my website. Matt I hope you’re used to the profanity because that is something that comes with the package. Chuck’s grandson. Lorrie and my grandmother don’t like each other, well that’s to light — they fucking hate each other.
Sheryl C: “Nick, I sent him Amie, Stephanie, Chris, Greg, Elizabeth, and you.
Peaches: “ahh okay. I just hope he can handle my Gothicism.
Matthew Lindquist its cool man with the profanity.. lol hey so wat is it excatly that ur in too nick
Peaches: “I am a horror writer at the root. Published with Withersin, Tales of the Talisman and some others in there.
I also write Science Fiction and creative nonfiction ranging from intense bouts of illness, true paranormal experiences and true c…rime. I also publish the genres I write in as a publisher in a micropress magazine. My website would give you a strong feel of what I do. Visiting your grandad in England, that was my first experience with the paranormal. I wrote this in a book called An Eye In Shadows. I like to scare people and get paid for it from time to time.
Peaches: “That drawing you see, I actually did that in 1999 when I had a nervous breakdown. I am a father of one but had to adopt him out. Your cousin, my mother is actually a grandmother too.
Matthew Lindquist wow man i used to do the same thing in grammer school i write horror stories too its my hobby.. but never thought of going anywhere wit it so i gave up, lost interest cuz i started hangin wit the wrong crowd
Matthew Lindquist i bet it was excellent going to england and learning all bout the paranormal i love stuff like that
Peaches: “Say — want to write one for my magazine? Can you do one between 2400 and 4500? I can get you going if you want. I am teaching my kid sister my Gothic Horror delivery. When I was 14 I wrote a dark splatterpunk story for an assignment. I am as of this month been doing it for 20 years. I got published on my 28th Birthday to a lot of mixed recations. I published a few well known authors in the small press circles and befriened Joe Bob Birggs and illusionist Ron Fitzgerald. I will give you a shot of a life time — I am looking to replace one author who actually didn’t write the story he submitted, he put his byline on the thing when it was written by Ferrel Moore. He carried on the facade for 3 years and tried to submit it for the Horror Writers Association’s Bram Stoker Award.
Being you are family, I will give you a shot. I got a high profile guy with Issue 12 of my magazine and if you can write a horror story for this this would give you some bragging rights. I will help you get back into the groove of writing horror. In fact if you’re looking for a collaborator — I will work with you. I am personal friends with April Derleth of Arkham House Publishers.See More
Matthew Lindquist wow man that is amazing straight and i would be honored too man… when will u like too see it by and how can is end it too u
Peaches: ” How soon can you get it done? I am giving you Dave “Doc” Byron’s slot. Look here if you want to see why I cut him from the anthology. http://www.horror.org/. You can have his slot and a spot in the magazine.
“You will be in with some of m…y elite guys like Kenneth Goldman (Add him because he can show you some things too.) So can Ken Kuptis (K.K.) Write one and hit up Nicholas Grabowsky. He contributed to breaking me out there. They wouldn’t guess that we’re related. I am letting you borrow one of my stories for yours too. http://www.horrormasters.com/ — look up Library of Bones. This is my Gothic Horror breakaway story.
Poor Matt Lindquist should probably get linked to the fandomwank and encyclopedia dramatica items about his dear Nicky, lest he falls in harms way.
Boy’s got spelling issues that go beyond “texting” type intentional shorthand. He’d fit right in with the rest of Nicky’s lineup — especially if his stories have no plot.
I dunno, I just feel kinda sorry for the guy. Seems like this guy came in from the cold, looking to connect with some long lost family and Nicky’s “lovely” mom fed him to Nicky on a silver platter piranha style.
Sheryl knows her demented offspring is a retarded waste of space who lives in la-la land on heavy doses of Haloperidol, but… Geez, that “family” gets more fucked up by the week, doesn’t it?
I just think he needs to be clued in, before he does something stupid and thinks that Nicky is actually going to get him “published” or something.
Yeah, I feel bad for the dude. I mean, connecting with long lost family members that you always wanted to know about but couldn’t because of an old feud, always leaves you vulnerable and open to being hurt easy…
But having something like Sparkle Pony waiting there like some kind of warped and twisted vampire bat is just beyond fucked up.
Dude thinks this is his shot at realizing his dream of being a writer, and has no idea what The Hunchback of Suck is going to do to him or how he will treat the poor guy.
I feel for the guy, you know?
I don’t know. It’s been proven again and again that that whole family is kind of messed up, you know? It’s like the whole clan takes crazy pills.
Can anyone post a link to Sheryl C’s FB page?
Never mind. Found her. Florida, huh?
I guess he found out about his ban; from FB:
“I will be in charge of six message boards by the time this night is over. The magazine will have it’s own message board and ask people to keep the profanity to a low roar.”
Six message boards with one user per board = ?
The ? stands for lol.
of course the low profanity rule will apply to everyone but nicky?
He never could get more than a handful of people to join any of the old boards and communities he set up, and most of those were trolls. What makes him think anything will be different now?
Granted, the Goth community at LJ had/has loads of members, but Nicky inherited it from someone else, and the members were just about ready to revolt under his
dictatorshipleadership before he got banned from LJ for the second and final time. Even if you count that one, his tenure was short-lived.Every message board have a set of rules, and now these are my take on the rules. One of them is no pornography or sexual content of any kind in the posts.
1.) no stealing posts and making them available on blogs. All content is copyrighted by the original poster and please honor these wises.
2.) Profanity is allowed, but don’t go overboard with it. I will not allow people who promote white power groups or have photos portraying the admin as someone that hates america or make libelous claims about beating his kid.
3.) Do not promote the bogus domains here and if you see someone going around as “EG_Staff” they are not in charge of the magazine. That’s an impostor. This forum is on a first name basis. If you’re the owner of Lame Goat Press or Marc Lyth, those two will have very heavy restrictions on posting. If there is a post calling me “Nicky” then they’re gone with no warning. I get called this in a really mean tone when it’s online in chatrooms or on blog, it’s not funny either. If you go here calling me “Nikita” you’re gone too without any warning that means Bandersnatch Books, Black Death Books, Dybbuk Press, or Skullvines Press.
4.) If you’re house of Horror.org.uk you’re not welcome here going around impersonating an admin is not allowed.
5.) Don’t do anything that would get the entire message board revoked from hosting on here. Promoting plagiarism is not tolerated and it commands an instant ban. Heterophobic slurs are not permitted here.
6.) no posts promoting e-piracy of publications or anything that is prohibited by U.S. Law. This message board operates by United States Law and the laws of the State of Illinois.
7.) Posting bogus domains on any part of the board will be an offense that will see an instant revoke of board rights. That’s up there with the act of plagiarism or copyright infringement.
8.) honor all copyrights of the poster meaning no using pictures that don’t belong to the original person and what not.
I’m impressed that he spelled Dybbuk correctly. That’s got to be a first.
From FB:
http://etherealgazette.boardhost.com/ — the board has it’s proper layout now so I can gve the roster it’s proper due. Just watch your language in certain parts of the board. The Rubber Room is the one where all the dark stuff happens.
Da Rulez and such
“Forum rules
Every message board have a set of rules, and now these are my take on the rules. One of them is no pornography or sexual content of any kind in the posts.
1.) no stealing posts and making them available on blogs. All content is copyrighted by the original poster and please honor these wises.
2.) Profanity is allowed, but don’t go overboard with it. I will not allow people who promote white power groups or have photos portraying the admin as someone that hates america or make libelous claims about beating his kid.
3.) Do not promote the bogus domains here and if you see someone going around as “EG_Staff” they are not in charge of the magazine. That’s an impostor. This forum is on a first name basis. If you’re the owner of Lame Goat Press or Marc Lyth, those two will have very heavy restrictions on posting. If there is a post calling me “Nicky” then they’re gone with no warning.
4.) If you’re house of Horror.org.uk you’re not welcome here going around impersonating an admin is not allowed.
5.) Don’t do anything that would get the entire message board revoked from hosting on here. Promoting plagiarism is not tolerated and it commands an instant ban. Heterophobic slurs are not permitted here.
6.) no posts promoting e-piracy of publications or anything that is prohibited by U.S. Law. This message board operates by United States Law and the laws of the State of Illinois.
7.) Posting bogus domains on any part of the board will be an offense that will see an instant revoke of board rights. That’s up there with the act of plagiarism or copyright infringement.
8.) honor all copyrights of the poster meaning no using pictures that don’t belong to the original person and what not.”
Sections include:
Admin Corner
Rules
Forum and Magazine News
The Asylum
Subject of Mental Illness
Ethereal Gazette
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The House that Nikki Built
There are currently two registered users, Dark Lady Nikki and Crystal Pegasus.
Did he REALLy type: The House That *Nikki* Built? Did he call himself Nikki? Because if so, that’s funny.
It’s not libel if it’s true nicky!
he really has got me on his rolodex at the moent hasn’t he? wow. A mention in every rambling post, another paypal bill and abusive email – and an invite to gayfriends.com which I can only assume came from our friendly little rotund elf-fucker
*moment
not moent
Thanx for the login to gayfriendfinder by the way nicky. looks like a good site. What’s your username on it?
Fuck, it’s too late at night, someone else do the Nicky Shit. I’m going to bed.
Can’t be arsed, you do it.
Bed. Waiting.
Zzzzz….
Nicky, don’t waste your time sending any more paypal bills.
Sorry, I called you Nicky. My bad. I meant Sparklepony
And the hits just keep on rolling.
Banned? Talk about an early Christmas present!
Definintely something to be thankful for today!
From Nicky’s new board, which is positively bursting with activity.
“Well I am making some progress with The Ethereal Gazette and will be having it’s domain section set up within the next month or so. The Ethereal Gazette’s body is two pages longer than Tabloid Purposes IV. I have a few public domain stories in the issue — two of them came from the 1950s which I was tipped off about looking for stories in the public domain by Lulu.com’s old moderator of the horror boards while I was editing A Library Of Unknown Horrors.
I got all the visuals submitted to me and got the final story so that means I might have the issue out before the night is over. If you see a loser going around as “EG_Staff” he’s not the staff of the magazine because it’s staffed by one person and that person is the one doing this here. Other small presses operate exclusively out of their own forums in terms of doing submission calls, but I decided to employ the message board because I had over 200 contributors on Lake Fossil Press and The Ethereal Gazette. 40 authors usd Lake Fossil Press as the springboards for the start of their published author careers.
I am responsible for Trent Roman’s rise to power as a science fiction writer, and he was one of the most controversial authors I published because of his story being timed months before Hurricane Katrina. The site behind the bogus domain etherealgazette.com isn’t The Ethereal Gazette. I am pushing Issue 12 first because of it’s size and roster. I actually got some star power with this issue too, despite one jackhole sending me death threats or try to push Encyclopedia Dramtica’s faked pictures of me.”
So . . . domains only exist if he owns them? Wow. The whole WWW must be a figment of our collective imaginations.
I’ve never seen anyone send Nicky death threats, but he sends dozens of them a week.
I guess your site doesn’t exist either Rusty since he doesn’t own it :p
You know, Melany, if you extend that logic, the possibilities are hilarious!
Responsible for who’s rise to power? Controversial how? Nicky you have no power and no controversy surrounding you or your authors. All you ever do is fail…
Star power? That only exists in Guitar Hero! 😉
It’s live on Lulu so we should have a rambling release post sooner or later.
http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/the-ethereal-gazette-issue-12/13841228?productTrackingContext=search_results/search_shelf/center/1
fb stuffs:
Time
Thursday, November 25 at 12:30pm – November 29 at 10:30pm
Location Joliet, Illinois (online)
Created By
Sparkle Pony
More Info I am doing this right to properly introduce Ray Faraday Nelson to the fold with The Gazette. This one everyone brought their best foot foreward and shined.
http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/the-ethereal-gazette-issue-12/9682595
You would need to sign up with Lulu.com to grab this. There is a strong cast of wqriters on this one. I have the namesake as a 6 x 9 discounted then I have this issue going as much as Tabloid Purposes IV. Thanx to Lulu.com getting Ingrams, one can also get a book by Richard Matheson as well as the small press.
I have to wonder if Nelson’s estate is aware of this.
Probably not… Probably something Nikki saw on the inter webs and applied the Cooks Source Manuever.
Maybe not, well in this case at least, I remember ptaylor revealing on VF that Nicky had been begging for the right to use the story.
Here’s Jenny’s post on the topic.
http://horrorgal.blogspot.com/2010/04/nicky-and-ray-faraday-nelson.html
I thought Ray Nelson was still alive – neither his web site nor Wikipedia mention anything about his death. Of course, Nicky will milk his use of this story for as long as he can. I snorted when I read on Lulu that Nicky considers his EG12 the movie tie-in book for the remake of “They Live.”
Incidentally… Nicky is back on GoodReads, although he only posted a few reviews and comments back in October in a typical hit-and-run fashion:
http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/4394036-slush-pile
You are right, Jenny. He’s 79. For some reason I thought he was deceased.
Looks like Nicky went and edited the Ethereal Gazette page on the Spooky Fiction wiki.
http://spookyfiction.wikia.com/wiki/The_Ethereal_Gazette
As well as the Lame Goat Press one.
Thanks for the heads up, Lewis. I fixed both his edits. If he keeps it up, he’ll get banned again.
huh. He also edited Lake Fossil Press and Sam Cox’s profile. I fixed those as well. Wasn’t Sam friends with the owner of that Wiki? She may need to alert him that Nicky is bac kto vandalizing entries.
The comments are great fun.
Someone spelt piece wrong from piece of shit, so had me wondering if that had been his editing. Ha!
He also hit the profile of a guy named Dragon72
He’s also paid visits to Angry and Baupdeth’s Deviantart pages and, Baupdeth, he’s apparently coming after your entire posse.
Can comment author’s block comments to their comments? I tried to reply to Nicky’s comment on Baupdeth’s DA pages and it would not let me.
I think it’s a strange side effect of being blocked on his main page, though while you can’t reply directly to him you can reply to someone who replied to him.
I’m not so sure about that, Lewis. If Nicky blocks you on his own page, you can’t reply to him, wherever he posts, even if it’s on Angry’s page. You can, however, post a new reply on Angry’s page, as long as it’s not a reply to one of Nicky’s comments.
I think I worded that poorly to be honest, been in a bit of a brain fart today.
You can see an example of what I meant here.
http://velvet-angst.deviantart.com/
I couldn’t reply directly to Nicky, but I was able to directly reply to Velvet’s response to Nicky.
Not cast a shadow on this momentous occasion against the Legion of Nitwits, but does anyone think Matt might take creditor Nikki’s bannination?
Do you think anyone would bother to ask? Nicky always had a habit of posting like a madman for a few days, then disappearing for weeks, so it’s a good bet that most of the folks at SL don’t even know he’s gone.
Let me know if it happens and I’ll post the 30 min timeline between EG Staffs complaint to Yuku.com legal dept. regarding Nicky and their response stating he’s been “globally banned” publicly.
Hell, wait a minute and let me get in touch with EG Staff right now and see if they can send me the information. I don’t know if they’re available right now, seeing as it’s the weekend and all but… I’ll give it a whirl. You never know, the offices of the Ethereal Gazette are known to burn the midnight oil.
Bingo! Someone was at the office! What glorious workhorses they are, indeed. They sent me this composite of the tickets they sent/received from Yuku. It’s actually exactly 30 mins between the time the ticket was sent and the ticket was replied to. Sometimes justice does move swiftly, eh? Well, given the stuff that was in Nickys account they didn’t have to take too long to look at it. As I remember it was “faggot” this, “get AIDS” that and random gibberish aplenty.
http://autoaim.org/yukuban_both.jpg
Poor Matty, didn’t have anything to do with it, did he now? Would kinda like to see him trying to take credit for banning Nicky. That would be a hoot and a half.
P.S. The guys as The Ethereal Gazette said to give y’all their best regards and wish you a happy thanksgiving.
I can’t see Matty taking credit; he’s more likely complain that the forum member who reported Nicky bypassed him, and went straight to Yuku. Can’t think why that would ever happen, can you?