The boy must be attracted by my charm; he just can’t stay away from this blog.
Tin Foil Dave says:
True, but you are allowing these miscreants to post their negative comments here, which makes you just as guilty from a moral viewpoint.
I am filing a protective order against anyone who has done so on Friday, so if you dont take down these comments, I will request your postal address so I can send you one, too.
Request away. If your e-detectives can’t find it for you, you might want to reconsider who you “hire.” I don’t take kindly to threats, nor do I take kindly to having some ex-con plagiarist clown in Indiana tell me how to run my blog.
Does he really think that these stupid, empty threats will actually scare someone into removing their blog, comments, etc?
In case he hasn’t figured it out, he’s being the “cyberbully.” Waaaah, someone said something about me I didn’t like, I’m going to go make threats!!!!
Are we sure he’s not related to Nicky?
No, but he’s proving dumber than Nikki. At least that little troll managed to find my home address.
Sounds like Boyer doesn’t possess the brain power to do even that.
He’s being an ass. Any moron could figure out — without the help of a lawyer — that a “protective order” isn’t something a court will issue against me without proof that I have in any way contacted him, issued him threats, left lots of abusive comments on his blogs, or something of that ilk. I’ve done none of that.
There you go using logic…and bringing up proof, neither I have witnessed…….
Actually, I’d be shocked to some logic and proof from Mr. Boyer.
My first thought reading this was “man, where does he live?” I would love it of protective orders were so easily obtained and enforced that I could take one out on a stranger on the Internet…or, y’know, on the creeptastic ex who “happens” to take jobs or rent apartments within spitting distance of any job I accept. (It is purely accidental, you see.) (As is parking behind my car every chance he gets.) (Five years later.)
So, he’s going to ask a judge for a protective order against:
“Birdie”
“Administrator”
“Lewis Unknown”
“Cussedness”
“Dave”
“Mad Hatter”
“Just Me”
etc.
Yeah. I’m sure the judge’ll get right on that!
Darn! I knew I should have made up a fake name. Whatever shall I do?
LOL! Could you imagine Boyer putting down those names for a protective order? That would be so great. I can’t wait for the judge’s reaction!
Couldn’t you just see that?
“You want to arrest a 50 Foot Ant? Bailiff, take this moron out back and beat him with your baton until candy pops out of his head.”
I’m reminded of what one judge said in the strip Bloom County:
“Baliff, give these two nuts a swift kick in the butt.”
Or when Steve Dallas was on trial for computer hacking:
“You haven’t the brains to successfuly pick your nose, much less operate a computer!”
HA! There is an actual Rusty Nail in the town I’m from. Poor old farmer is gonna be mighty confused when the sherriff comes to serve that protective order lol. If he needs your address, he can always hire Daggy to get it for him. After all, didn’t he supposedly drive across several states to sit in front of your house and take pics?
I’m starting to think this guy’s IQ is lower than Nicky’s.
Dear Tinfoil Dave;
Seeing as I have the right to say any goddamn thing I please, despite what certain members of the Tea Party might want, I wish to take this space to state my opinion of you:
You’re a liar, a thief, a shitty conman, a bully, and a coward.
When caught in your little scams, you try to deny people their First Amendment rights to state their opinions of you, threatening legal action backed by bogus lawyers and fictional law officers.
If your fiction is anything like your fantasy legal action, I’m surprised you can write your own name without accidently shoving the pen up your ass or sucking on it like a cock.
May I suggest you return to the only occupation I can imagine you being successful at, and that is making other people look good by being a complete and total asshole of yourself.
Either that, or may I suggest you begin a career sucking cock at a Greyhound bus station for your paychecks.
Because right now, you aren’t scary, everyone knows that you’re full of shit, you writing sucks, and your attempts at threats just let everyone know you fail at being a bully like you fail at everyone else.
Oh, and if I was you, unless your wife was on top, I’d suggest getting paternity tests on your children, since from all evidence I’ve seen all you can do is fuck up.
Amen, Ant, Amen! 😀
Dear Mr. Boyer:
Here is my advice to you:
A) Go to Home Depot.
B) Buy a ladder.
C) Use it to get over yourself.
Also, stop being a plagiarizing fuckwit full of empty threats and aggression.
Love,
Jupiter Pluvius
http://shocklinesforum.yuku.com/topic/17567/Confession-I-Stole-My-Latest-Novel-From-David-Boyer
That made me laugh so suddenly and hard, I nearly swallowed my cigar.
First time I ventured back there in months and so worth it! Gotta <3 Jeff! *applause*
— C.
http://shocklinesforum.yuku.com/reply/165627/Confession-I-Stole-My-Latest-Novel-From-David-Boyer#reply-165627
LOL
Give me your address or I’ll pay to find it.
Man, as empty threats go, that’s pretty damn empty.
Given Boyer is weak minded idiot, that’s about par for the course with him.
Yes, but it does demonstrate his willingness to pursue/harass his intended victims, regardless of whether they’ve ever tried to contact him.
I guess I have to thank Boyer for making me laugh for the first time in days. “You are illegally doing illegal things to me that are illegal. Kindly give me your real name, address and phone number so I can complain to someone in the legal field about all the illegal things you are doing to me.”
Uh, sure, Davey-boy. You know, that’s how the FBI catch seriel killers – they just ask all the suspects to give them their info and DNA. It works every time!
Or else…I’ll sic Nicky’s mommy on you!
Since she finds everyone for Nicky :p
In other news, Dagstine deleted that article he Grigged from LawLawLand.
And . . . BAHLEETED!
(the whole blog)
I guess Dagstine wimped out and quit the field. Again.
Did anyone get screenshots of Loser’s Lounge? He cleaned it up. The post calling me a scociopatchic bull dyke is gone and he now has a statement that he will not put up with gender slurs, etc.
Here’s a screen shot for you.
http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k522/Be_Thoughtful/da063f09.jpg
Let me check my screen caps.
came back from lunch and found I had 4 more emails from Boyer.
He’s got a worse case of ADD than Nickypoo.
..and you have not forwarded them to me?? SHAME!