Today is the big day. Nicky makes the move from Morris, IL, to Pinellas Park, FL. Thanks to Baup doing the research, we have an itinerary of sorts:
If I’m reading the Amtrak schedule properly, Nikki is in for a hell of a ride.
He has a
Six hour layover in Chicago
Seventeen and a half hour ride from Chicago to DC
Six hour layover in DC
Seventeen and a half hour ride from DC to Orlando
Just under 3 hour bus ride from Orlando to Clearwater
Holy guacamole, Batman! That leaves an awful lot of room for him to toddle off and get lost between connections. Even if he doesn’t, it’s going to take him roughly 50 hours to get to Clearwater. Will Sheryl or Mark go pick him up at the bus station, or will he pull a Stella, and rely upon the kindness of strangers? Only The Shadow knows …
He should have taken Greyhound. It’d be faster and cheaper. It’d be funny as all get out if he ended up at the Scientology Center in Clearwater. Can you imagine the fuss he’d cause?