The Onion wouldn’t touch this crap. Mike Pence rode a horse, and quoted Ronald Reagan. It’s being treated in the Twitterverse as if it’s bestiality. Um, what?
The other story that made me laugh was reported on CNN. It was about how Trump gets two scoops of ice cream on his pie, while his guests get one scoop. If you own the joint, the wait staff knows your preferences, you’re going to get however many scoops you want. I’d go for two, but skip the pie part. There is no tastier way to get your calcium.