Jesu Christi What Passes for News

The Onion wouldn’t touch this crap.  Mike Pence rode a horse, and quoted Ronald Reagan.  It’s being treated in the Twitterverse as if it’s bestiality.  Um, what?

The other story that made me laugh was reported on CNN.  It was about how Trump gets two scoops of ice cream on his pie, while his guests get one scoop.  If you own the joint, the wait staff knows your preferences, you’re going to get however many scoops you want.  I’d go for two, but skip the pie part.  There is no tastier way to get your calcium.

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  1. I looked up what the media called “… head-scratching caption that no one could understand … The internet collectively had a WTF moment … ”

    Vice President Pence @VP
    Outstanding afternoon. “I’ve often said there’s nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.” -Pres. Reagan #VPinMT
    8:02 PM – 12 May 2017

    That quote brought back memories of when I first rode a horse around the lakeside trail at Warrior Path State Park (back when they had horse rides, hopefully they still do). I thought it was a great experience (after I realized that I could stay balanced and the horse wouldn’t chase ducks across the lake).

    Does the set of people who populate the twitterverse not intersect the set of people who have enjoyed a horseback ride in the outdoors? Surely the twitterverse is more than kinky sex-obsessed antiTrumpists.

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