Promotion on Temple of Dagon

Mr. Pacione made an announcement yesterday on Temple of Dagon about his book signing at Gothicfest, and his memoir.

Anyone here wanting to send me press materials that you want promoted at my booth send me an e-mail at npacione@gmail.com.

Aw, how cute is that?  He’s offering to promote the Dagon people.  So far, there have been no replies.

This is my first signing under the Naked Snake Press roster so this time around I got some fun giveaways thanx to Donna and company at Naked Snake Press. I got a new book out right now as some like Cussedness did was bragged about owning a pirated copy.

He must be talking about his memoir, not TPIV.  Cuss didn’t brag about anything.  Pacione, however, routinely confuses fiction with fact.

This book is a memoir but taken to a darkness that some people would imagine what was it like for me being Nickolaus Pacione in the early part of the 1990s. For the record — and correcting Cussedness publically here too, I haven’t been 5’6 since my Junior year. This is the notorious book and it is available right now.

It’s not a memoir in any conventional sense of the word.  Memoirs don’t have made-up dialog from over 15 years ago.  The conversations are, at best, paraphrases.  At worst, they consist of what Pacione would have liked to have said to the bullies who would have beat the crap out of him, had he actually said such things.

I am working to get an ISBN on this one so I can get it in the hands of a few used bookstores in Joliet and Morris. 

That’s about the only kind of bookstore that would take copies–for the dollar rack.  Actually, a better bet would be the book exchange bin at his local public library or post office.

8 thoughts on “Promotion on Temple of Dagon

  1. Donna and company at Naked Snake Press? I thought NSP was just Donna.

    Still, let’s predict how that signing’ll go. The giveaways will be given away within five minutes. Nick will be sat there with the few books he ordered from lulu.com with his benefit money. Anyone there will be entirely underwhelmed by whatever he does.

  2. no one will come close enough to accept the freebies because of Nicky’s stench and farts, and the idiot way he looks. Remember that photo of him at the nightclub? Where he practically had his nose on the stage to stare at the lead singer? He had this kind of “Duh! I can’t see up her dress yet” look.

  3. Is he aware that Muggsy Bogues is only 5’3″? Maybe he meant to say he hasn’t been 56″ tall since junior year.

    I wonder if these giveaways will be stuff like bookmarks with the cover of HOS3 printed on oaktag, although I’m more interested in how he plans to decorate the booth this time. Will he leap onto the table, and shriek “Wide the Th-pie-duh!” causing people to run for cover?

  4. This was just posted and then deleted, but you can still find it at his Amazon blog.

    I am not going to apologize.
    5:13 PM PDT, September 19, 2007
    The only thing I am going to apologize for what, being myself. I am not apologizing to those assholes who. I demand an apology from the host of that site who allowed the uploading of my book on there. I want to say this right now — there are two words I am going to say to the fucker who calls himself valentinevegen and they are these two, piss off. I am going to make that interview available that was taken down from Skullring.org, and I thought Staggs was a stronger individual than that. Staggs, you didn’t even show interest in the books I wrote or anything like that. What is your major malfunction? I will say this much right now, the bastards are pissed despite the public harassment on forums by a few nameless cunts here and there.
    I will be even more malicious when time goes on if people continue to flood my inbox with propaganda of Brian Keene’s books I will get more and more motivated to go public even further with the non-fiction book and it is now. I guess you assholes have no real mentality of your own and The Other Dark Place are nothing but a band of mental midgets who have too much time on their hands.

    This is syndicated from The Blog of a Writer, and written by Nickolaus Pacione.

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