Dear Uncle Donald, I’m really soory I’ve been a bad boi, and I now your mad at me. It wasnt my fault I drunk-dialed all those peopel late at night to harass them. How was I supposed to know they had caller ID and woudl get our phone number? Afew years ago, grammy said it […]
Posts Tagged ‘parody’
Dear Uncle Donald
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, parody, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, parody on September 4, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Treat, or Trick?
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, parody, satire, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, parody, satire on August 28, 2008 | 20 Comments »
First, here’s a link to Autoaim’s latest. Second, I needed a break, so I got silly with a semi-comical snapshot of an hour in Nicky’s life. That’s behind the cut. Continue reading at your own risk.
I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist doing a parody of Pacione’s Blair Witch letter. Take it or leave it.
This is what happens when I get bored and have a rusty nail or two. If there’s any way for me to further fuck up a narrative that is completely pointless and leads nowhere, please offer suggestions.
Parody Contest Guidelines
Posted in Pacione, parody, tagged Pacione, parody, submission guidelines, writing contest on November 25, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Pacione’s medical scare contest guidelines were so damn funny that I couldn’t resist parodying them. He mentioned nothing about fonts, margins, formatting, and where or how to send submissions. Please note that it is advisable to have an ice pack and some aspirin nearby, should you choose to click on either of the above links.
New Parody Short
Posted in Cthulhu Mythos, fan fiction, Pacione, parody, tagged Cthulhu Mythos, fan fiction, Pacione, parody on November 17, 2007 | 9 Comments »
This is probably my most outlandish parody to date of a Pacione short. I thought it worthy of putting up on a page by itself: Darkness from the Depths It’s a Cthulhu Mythos fan fiction piece. Enjoy. Or not. Either way, I had a blast throwing it together, and that’s what counts in my world.
Bookcase of Stones
Posted in nickolausapacione.com, Pacione, parody, tagged Bookcase of Stones, Pacione, parody on October 23, 2007 | 10 Comments »
My parody of Library of Bones is live on nickolausapacione.com, on this page. I learned several things this evening in “Pacione Boot Camp.” No matter how tempting it was to correct all my typos, I had to force myself to leave in a handful It was painful to keep switching tenses within sentences The more […]
Snake Fossil
Posted in Pacione, parody, tagged flash fiction, Pacione, parody on October 14, 2007 | 10 Comments »
The new flash fiction piece is available here. God, is it awful; it’s so over the top. On the other hand, I had a heck of a good time throwing it together.
I Couldn’t Resist
Posted in Gothicfest, nickolausapacione.com, Pacione, parody, tagged book signing, Gothicfest, nickolausapacione.com, Pacione, parody on October 13, 2007 | 15 Comments »
I know–I deserve 30 lashes with a wet noodle, but so be it. There’s a new parody blog entry here: http://nickolausapacione.com/WordPress1/?p=10 The parody Pacione story needs some editing before I post it over on nickolausapacione.com. Unfortunately, it’s still too coherent. It takes far more talent than I have to write well enough to sell a […]
New Parody Blog Entry
Posted in Pacione, tagged Pacione, parody on October 4, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Here. It’s not my best, but it’s better than my last attempt.