Category Archives: Nickolaus Pacione

Nicky Should Have Arrived

Nothing yet from Nicky?  He should be there with Sheryl and Mark by now.  He did mention something a week or so ago about having sound on his computer when he gets to mommy and step-dad’s house.  Whether that means … Continue reading

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It’s Moving Day

Today is the big day.  Nicky makes the move from Morris, IL, to Pinellas Park, FL.  Thanks to Baup doing the research, we have an itinerary of sorts: If I’m reading the Amtrak schedule properly, Nikki is in for a … Continue reading

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It’s Aliiiiiiive!

Hat tip:  Sabledrake After laying low for a while, I have it on good authority that Nicky’s reared his head once again.  He’s been harassing Brian Keene over the past week or two. My understanding is that the gist of … Continue reading

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Nicky Has Hemorrhoids

Hat tip:  Just Me He posted this on his public author page on FB.  As George Takei would say, “Oh, my.” This begs several questions.  Which female household member made the 911 call?  Would the Nickster have noticed the excess … Continue reading

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Nicky’s Moving to Florida

Nicky posted on his public FB page that he’s moving to Florida at the end of next month.  Considering that this was posted over a week ago, it seems like an awfully leisurely packing job he’s planning.  Most people can … Continue reading

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Where Is Nicky Moving?

According to Nicky’s public Facebook page, he’s packing up, and getting ready to move out, because his grandparents’ old house is in probate. I’ve no idea what having e-stories available has to do with keeping this particular FB entry brief.  … Continue reading

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UPDATED Lake Fossil Press Anthologies: The Condensed Volumes

Hat tip:  Sabledrake (Scroll down for the update) Looks like Nikita may be back on Lulu.  You can click on the image to view it full size, without the blurry text.   The listing dives right into Pacione’s feud with Brian … Continue reading

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Wide the Thawm

This picture of Hurricane/Tropical Storm Matthew reminded me of a certain cellar dweller. Wide the thawm!!!11eleventy! Which “story” does this fit best?  “In the Eyes of a Skull”?  “Ghost in the Tornado”?  Some other one that doesn’t come immediately to … Continue reading

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Nicky Lost His VampireFreaks Account

Hat tips:  multiple people I’d rather not name, but who know who they are It’s been a while since Nicky reared his ugly head at his internet enemies.  Recently, he began his latest episode by leaving the usual nasty messages … Continue reading

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Metal Mania Drops Nicky

Kudos to my anonymous tipster, who alerted me to the fact that Nicky lost his “job” administering the Metal Mania page on Facebook.  The Nickster himself publicly posted confirmation on his Twitter account: Incroyable!  Quelle horreur!  Quelle est sa réaction?  … Continue reading

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