Monthly Archives: September 2007


This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

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Revised Blogger Entries

Pacione’s been busy updating his Blogspot, not with new entries, but by adding paragraphs to older entries.  Both his most recent two entries were updated today. I will go on record that isn’t my grandmother writing that message. That is … Continue reading

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Rusty Has a Faithful Reader

I see that Mr. Pacione has been sifting through the comments left on this blog. His latest MySpace entry contains a wholesale copy-and-paste from a comment left here on Rusty by Mr. Dagstine. Perhaps Pacione is learning at long last … Continue reading

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Three Strikes

I’m out. Maybe not, but my latest (third) short sucks. On one hand, it’s too contrived, but is still slightly chuckle-worthy. Three things work against me: 1) it’s in first person; 2) it has dialog; 3) it has a plot. … Continue reading

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New Parody

You folks will get sick of these faster than I will, but Evergreen Semetary is up here. Sometimes I get bored, and this shit is the result.

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Morris, IL Factoid(s)

There appear to be 20 registered sex offenders in Morris, among a population of around 12,000. Nearly half the sex offenders live in apartments. The population of Morris is a few thousand higher than the population of my town, but … Continue reading

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Ha!  This is funny.

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Parody Short

Until is better organized, you may find a parody short story by Little Man here:, or you can hit the home page and click on “My Shorts” on the left sidebar. It was published as submitted by Little … Continue reading

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Robbed of Book Signings

There’s a new entry on Mr. Pacione’s MySpace announcing the release of his memoir. This project that everyone in the industry don’t want you to buy is out right now — this particular book for me. The industry really doesn’t … Continue reading

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Lake Fossil Press Babe

It’s been nearly two months since Mr. Pacione announced he was recruiting a model to promote Lake Fossil Press part time. I wonder whether he’s gotten any applications. The basic requirements (scroll about halfway down the page in the above … Continue reading

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