This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
Archive for September, 2007
Ha!
Posted in Pacione, tagged guestbook, Pacione on September 30, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Revised Blogger Entries
Posted in Lake Fossil Press, Pacione, tagged Lake Fossil Press Babe, Pacione on September 30, 2007 | 15 Comments »
Pacione’s been busy updating his Blogspot, not with new entries, but by adding paragraphs to older entries. Both his most recent two entries were updated today. I will go on record that isn’t my grandmother writing that message. That is one of my cousins. They’ve done nothing to you so leave them the hell alone. […]
Rusty Has a Faithful Reader
Posted in Pacione on September 29, 2007 | 10 Comments »
I see that Mr. Pacione has been sifting through the comments left on this blog. His latest MySpace entry contains a wholesale copy-and-paste from a comment left here on Rusty by Mr. Dagstine. Perhaps Pacione is learning at long last that block quotes do not constitute e-piracy. He should have linked back to the source […]
Three Strikes
Posted in Pacione, tagged Pacione, short on September 28, 2007 | 3 Comments »
I’m out. Maybe not, but my latest (third) short sucks. On one hand, it’s too contrived, but is still slightly chuckle-worthy. Three things work against me: 1) it’s in first person; 2) it has dialog; 3) it has a plot. The dialog is cardboard, as it should be in any Pacione parody. The plot drifts, […]
New Parody
Posted in parody, tagged Pacione, parody, short story on September 27, 2007 | 3 Comments »
You folks will get sick of these faster than I will, but Evergreen Semetary is up here. Sometimes I get bored, and this shit is the result.
Morris, IL Factoid(s)
Posted in Morris, tagged cemetery, Morris, sex offenders on September 27, 2007 | 7 Comments »
There appear to be 20 registered sex offenders in Morris, among a population of around 12,000. Nearly half the sex offenders live in apartments. The population of Morris is a few thousand higher than the population of my town, but still can’t be considered big. I’ve never thought of small towns as having a lot […]
Guestbook
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Pacione on September 27, 2007 | 8 Comments »
Ha! This is funny.
Parody Short
Posted in Pacione, parody, tagged parody, short story on September 26, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Until nickolausapacione.com is better organized, you may find a parody short story by Little Man here: http://nickolausapacione.com/page4.html, or you can hit the home page and click on “My Shorts” on the left sidebar. It was published as submitted by Little Man.
Robbed of Book Signings
Posted in entitlement, Pacione, tagged book signing, e-piracy, Gothicfest, Pacione on September 26, 2007 | 13 Comments »
There’s a new entry on Mr. Pacione’s MySpace announcing the release of his memoir. This project that everyone in the industry don’t want you to buy is out right now — this particular book for me. The industry really doesn’t care whether people buy the book. It’s basically a fact that all but a few […]
Lake Fossil Press Babe
Posted in Lake Fossil Press, Pacione, tagged Lake Fossil Press, Pacione, promotion on September 25, 2007 | 19 Comments »
It’s been nearly two months since Mr. Pacione announced he was recruiting a model to promote Lake Fossil Press part time. I wonder whether he’s gotten any applications. The basic requirements (scroll about halfway down the page in the above link) are bizarre. He wants a fat or skinny chick who looks good in jeans […]