Monthly Archives: November 2011

Douchebloggery

Hat tip:  Lewis Peaches has a new Blogspot entry. Not happening, I will not fold. The only way the magazine folds is if I am murdered. I opened the submissions up to Gothic Horror Metafiction and Dark Memoirs. People never … Continue reading

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Nicky’s Libelous POS Is Available

Here. Check out the preview.  It’s so riddled with typos, grammatical errors, made up words, and whatnot, that it would still be painful to read, even if he didn’t keep switching fonts. *UPDATE* Lulu has removed the book.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

I know it’s not quite Thanksgiving yet, but my pumpkin pie cooled without any cracks, so it’s starting to feel like turkey day.  Had a little leftover filling, so I baked it in a ramekin.  As long as I get … Continue reading

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Reservations

Yesterday, I managed to make reservations in a B&B that has a couple of pet-friendly rooms.  Had to leave a message on their answering machine, but the owner called back last night.  I asked for a room for two adults, … Continue reading

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History Repeats Itself

Nicky’s latest InsaneJournal entry goes into his antics at The Author’s Pub. I am waiting on some permissions for other stories before I can publish them so in the mean time I am giving you an entry called My Horror. I … Continue reading

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Sparkle Pony Update

Nicky has a new Blogspot entry about his new “book.”  Supposedly, it’s over 82k words by now. The book is about the personal horror I dealt with while in the world of social media. It is something I wrote more … Continue reading

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Vote for My Son

Electioneering is perfectly legal here, evidently with no restrictions about how far the electioneers have to stand away from the entrance to the polling place.  This morning, one candidate’s mother was standing in line, outside the polling place, along with … Continue reading

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Nicky’s Had a Rough Week

Of the three cults on VF in which he was highly active lately, he lost admin status at two, and been banned from two.  He knows all about that, judging by his blog and Facebook rants. What he doesn’t seem … Continue reading

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Various Pacione Antics

Nicky managed to get himself banned completely from a couple of VF cults (Poe and Lovecraft), and lost his admin privileges at Lovecraft and Horror Movies.  It’s been a hard week for our favorite troglodyte. From his latest InsaneJournal entry: … Continue reading

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Nicky’s Love Life

Peaches posted another Blogspot entry about PublishAmerica accepting GAME OVER.  If they completely fuck up the text, he wouldn’t know the difference.  If they don’t let him have a cover he deems appropriate, and use his unreadable fonts, he’ll get … Continue reading

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