Monthly Archives: May 2014

Nicky’s Bipolar Whinefest

H/T:  Lewis Read the whole meshuggeneh here.  The tail end of his first paragraph reads: When you want to silence someone who has a mental illness — you have to realize Adolf killed us too in the Holocaust. Yeah, I’m … Continue reading

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I Hope Everything You Do … Fops!

That line, taken from his latest WordPress entry, was one for the Nitwit Quotes page.  It’s a really good bet that Nicky doesn’t even know what a fop is.  Obviously it was a typo; he meant flops, given the context.  … Continue reading

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Another Long, Whiny Video

Hat Tip:  Lewis His goatee is all wonky again, in the opposite direction from a week or two ago.  Doesn’t he shave and trim in front of a mirror like everyone else? It’s basically a 12 minute rant about people … Continue reading

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So Not Nicky

What do you think of this?  It’s not looking anything like Nicky to me.  Maybe in his dreams … otherwise … ? He thinks this is him.  He used it for cover art, but darkened it to darkity darkness, as … Continue reading

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Dedicated to Stinky Cat

Hat tip:  Lewis As usual, this is best viewed with closed captioning enabled.  Apparently, Nicky thinks Stinky’s a faux “fox journalist.”

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Don’t Use Meringue

La Femme Nikita posted a new video on You Tube about using Lulu, and promoted it on his Twitter account.  His goatee’s getting a bit cockeyed again, but isn’t as bad as it was a few weeks ago.  Closed captions … Continue reading

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Tabby Scat

The infamous Tabetha Jones is leaving turds of wisdom all over Lepp’s blog, especially on the two most recent entries, here, and here. It’s highly entertaining, if you’re up for a good laugh.

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Pics from WHC 2014

These pictures are courtesy of Sabledrake. The last one’s my favorite.  

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Paciione Strikes Again

Once again, Peaches misspells his own name. I find it difficult to believe that anybody would hire him to edit their work for any fee, let alone the $80/hour he’s asking.  

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Improves with Closed Captioning

Nicky’s back on webcam filming himself ranting at people.  This particular one, ranting at Mike, is absolutely hilarious when you turn on the closed captioning. Our favorite munchkin is NOT INCOHERENT!  He wants you to know that he just has … Continue reading

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