Archive for December, 2015
Happy New Year 2016
Posted in Uncategorized on December 31, 2015 | 5 Comments »
The Vital IX
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged hit piece, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Nook, Pacione on December 31, 2015 | 20 Comments »
Hat tip: Ablert Nicky’s got a new hit piece on Brian Keene available from B&N in ebook form. Check out the overview in the screengrab. At least he’s finally figured out that a Social Security Number only has nine digits. For the longest time, he kept calling his SSN his “vital 10.”
Merry Christmas!
Posted in Uncategorized on December 25, 2015 | 9 Comments »
GoFundMe Update #15
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged GoFundMe, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on December 25, 2015 | 20 Comments »
Hat tip: Lepplady Nicky’s latest update to his plea for money from the internet mentions that he will not be getting an increase in SSD (Social Security Disability) next year. Evidently, he thinks of it as being denied an annual raise. Poor baby. How many corporate drones haven’t gotten a raise in years? How many […]
Online Groceries
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on December 22, 2015 | 26 Comments »
Nicky has discovered the wonder of being able to order groceries online! If you want to let him crash at your house, he’ll even offer to “fill your fridge.” I’m not sure who would want a freezer full of factory-made pizza and chicken wings, but it’s free, right? Not if you consider that in order […]
GoFundMe Updates
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged GoFundMe, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, smells like ass on December 19, 2015 | 21 Comments »
Alright. I admit it. I’ve been slacking off on the Nikita news, and somehow missed these updates: He did three updates three days ago. This obviously isn’t a real quote, but it does capture the gist: “Gimme munnies. Leave me alone! No, wait, don’t. Gimme munnies!” It’s like calling your dog Go Away. “Here, Go […]
Broken Mindframe Books
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Broken Mindframe Books, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on December 18, 2015 | 15 Comments »
No need to take a screengrab of this one. It’s beautiful. There’s a special place on my tool belt for the yellow (journalism) crayon. http://brokenmindframebooks.com/ I lol’d. Then I lol’d some more. It’s awesome. Well done, sir!
Patreon
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged crowdfunding, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on December 17, 2015 | 11 Comments »
Hat tip: Baupdeth He used his “I’m pooping!” selfie. If you thought his last crowdfunding effort was incoherent, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Check out the subtitle. It’s okay; I have extra ice packs on hand, if you need a few. It’s old, but it’s still funny that he wants $10 per “illustration.” Hoo boy.
S’Over
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on December 16, 2015 | 7 Comments »
Done. Dead. Whatever … LOL.
Best Art Ever
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on December 16, 2015 | 21 Comments »
Nicky posted this on his public FB page, and connected it with his Twitter account: My drawing skills are pretty bad. Leppy and Stinky can attest to that. Still, I can do better in 20 minutes with a set of #1, #2, and #3 pencils. I don’t need colored pencils or crayons. That “artwork” is […]