Peaches has another entry on his WordPress. Despite its title, it’s mostly about his lust for Lewis.
Some of these jagoffs get lazy with coding and go completely with a weblog for their official website. I prefer having a real website that’s interactive and shit like that.
Translation: I prefer to do things the hard way, so having a few pages with hideous backgrounds and funky fonts in clashing colors that nobody can read, in frames that cut off the words so people have to scroll sideways fits the bill. It’s hard work for me, and it’s hard work for my readers. It’s even harder for my readers, because I write only for IE, where left is right, and right is wrong, and the thought of watching someone try to read my misaligned pages in any other browser tickles me pink.
Note to Nicky: unless you include a few “kick the Nickster” games on your website, like ETT had, nobody’s going to interact with your web pages.
Those of you looking for my title I.O.W.A. that isn’t available online as some would believe some asshole from Scotland who’d did stories with my concepts and titles. People like him have no respect for intellectual properties.
Peaches is jealous of the ginger whiskers, I tell you. There’s no other explanation for his obsession.
He’s misleading people who seek the real story or the real title.
Not at all. It’s easy to tell the difference between the two. The version you didn’t write, Nicky, is readable, and manages to be both gross and hilarious — something you couldn’t accomplish in a million years. Anyone who is stupid enough to confuse that version for yours might be led to think you can write a coherent sentence, but otherwise . . .
I am willing to bet the little fuck can’t come up with an original idea if it was a hallowpoint going through his skull and decorating the wall with his brain matter.
It’s “hollow point,” dearie. Hallowpoint sounds like a misshapen pumpkin. Or something. Anyway, is that another death threat?
The fact he started a lulu.com site to pass off his shit for mine sickens me to the core.
Lewis doesn’t have a storefront on Lulu, and never did. You’re getting your EONs confused with each other in your own mind, again. The rest of us have no trouble keeping track of the players in this game. As for sickening you, Peaches, are you sure it wasn’t the moldy leftover pizza you ate that did it?
It sometimes makes me wonder what the faggots on the Writers Forum not giving me a chance to say my peace — it shows they’re willing to believe the lies before the truth is actually told.
It shows they believe what you vividly demonstrated about yourself, on their forum, and want none of your bullshit. That’s their prerogative.
I have this question to ask of them if they read this blog, what would they do if some faggot goes around pirating your books or burn them on youtube.com like some fucking NAZI.
Laugh?
As long you assholes brag about stealing concepts for stories and titles of the story — it will anger me to the core.
That’s my cue to begin work on Eyeshadow: A Memoir, complete with bonus illustrated tutorial sections.
The faggot called Al_Kilyu pirated two of my titles when the e-book versions were available, and the faggot goes around stealing my pictures and doctoring them as WilliamDoItTheSecond. It must have angered him that I wouldn’t by a Poppy Z. Brite title so he goes around making fun of my family on a shitty website that posted audio files of my grandmother like he’s some kind of white trash loser. These assholes posing as my family when they sign the guestbook using my magazine’s e-mail address for their e-mail address is fucking pathetic.
- ???
- *snerk*
Someone has audio files of his grandmother?
I admit I was furious that he wouldn’t “by” any of Poppy’s books, that was my motive. I know his plan to assassinate me with “hallow points” has been on “hitatus” for quite sometime but we might as well get it over with. Let my brains paint your Sears clothing in an epic fashion.
Yeah Janrae don’t you remember? She left a couple of messages on my voicemail some years ago? He was given my number (evoice lol) and up until that point was making all these threats and insults about me to Mina, but when he had the chance to talk to me, he gave my digits to Shirley. I was lectured on his “right to write” and be published, how bad my friends were, etc. I admit it was wrong of me to trick her into the I AM SOFA KING prank the next day but I honestly didn’t think she’d fall for it. Like the tinfoil hat prank, you don’t’ expect it to go past the conception stage…
He’s ranting on his Blogspot again and making less sense than usual.
Saying his “peace”? His “peace”?
Jesus Christ on a bedpan.
He’s either that pissed off that he’s more incoherent than usual, or he’s drunk again.
“Pissed” covers both the anger and drunken angles, so, yeah.
“Eyeshadow: A Memoir, complete with bonus illustrated tutorial sections”
ROFL!
I’m going with off his meds and drunk. I’d also go with high on something illegal if he had any money, but since he doesn’t that’s not likely.
Of course he has a hardon for Lewis. Who wouldn’t? Lewis is intelligent, witty, and writes a damn good story. The magnificent beard doesn’t hurt either 😉
Aww shucks, one minor correction though Rusty I do actually have a Lulu storefront that I use to drop my Nicky related stuff on to. Partly so anyone who happens to be so inclined can grab pdf versions and partly to see if he’d leave me any nasty reviews for people to report.
Here’s the url: http://stores.lulu.com/pandarampantpress
Of course everything there’s free.
I can’t wait until his RSS feed updates. ;D
In the mean time, someone please toss me the eyeshadow pdf, cause I can’t find it anywhere in my FTP and I cant get at my home comp until easter. I feel the need to read about sports jerseys being urinated on again. That always gets me in the mood for lovemaking.
The other day someone gave me a copy of one of Nicky the Gay Necrophiliac Pantsbomber’s “books”.
I had my dog take a shit on it.
Now I’m seriously wondering who from Nicktion used the William login the last. No one has to come forward here I was just curious. There was a time when ED disabled new account creations, so a handful of the old group shared a login.
That being said, about a year ago on AC someone tried “outting” me to Nick as THE WilliamDoit. That person was anonymous and at the time there were two suspects, one of which was Larry. If the latter is true, it would explain Nick’s renewed interest in an account that hasn’t been active (as far as I know) for years…