Nicky must be exhausted from climbing all those stairs to raid the fridge, because now he’s looking for people to come kick his cousin (presumably Mike) in the balls.
Soliciting a Hit on His Cousin’s Jewels
April 23, 2010 by Rusty
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione | 17 Comments
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Do Mike & Kim know Nicky’s soliciting people to commit violent acts again? Not only against his own family but also against Slade, asking for people in his region of UK to go smash his artwork with hammers (he does stained glasswork, right?). Perhaps this is something they need to know, eh? ;D
ok Rusty’s whole entry on this is a hundred times funnier than Nicky’s comment itself!
If Nicky wants to see someone else to assault his cousin’s testicles, there are easier ways to go about it: he should probably consult his Eye-talian Chicago connections. Nicky’s got an in with the Mob, don’tchaknow. 😉
Or maybe he could make a video of himself playing guitar and banging his head while lip-synching ‘lead throat’ (ahem) of Pictures of Matchstick Men and throw it up on YouTube for his cousin to watch. That ought to show him.
Fight the good fight, Nicky.
What is going on Nicky’s Vampire Freaks profile page? Somehow he’s managed to spell the word “from” as “frod” virtually every time. Once or twice is just sloppy, twenty-odd times is pathological and the “m” and “d” keys are nowhere near each other.
Oh and he hates “People who shove cock rock down [his] motherfucking gullet.” I remember on holidays in Blackpool seeing rock (a length of hard candy with a written message running all the way through it) in the shape of a penis, maybe he’s talking about that?
http://vampirefreaks.com/LAKEFOSSIL
WTF is with the scroll bars? Nicky has extraneous scrolling on every single one of his 462+ websites. Do mousewheels turn him on or something?
My best friend was Eneresis on there.
His best friend was bedwetting? Wouldn’t that get a bit uncomfortable in a sleepsack? Does the warm morning micturation lubricate his scrolling finger just right?
I’ve really got to work that into “Insect” somehow. It’s priceless.
There was a study that suggested shorter Swedish men were more prone to suicide.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/07/13/health/webmd/main708912_page2.shtml?tag=contentMain;contentBody
Better watch out dumpling, those Swedish genes may be deadlier than their meatballs at your height.
Wrathchild? Way to rip off the title of Iron Maiden song, Twerpy.
The funniest thing is that most of the Swedish people I know tend to be, on average, taller than the Italians that live around NYC. Not especially tall, mind you, but not exactly short, either.
According to wiki the average Swedish height for men is half an inch greater than it is for Italians.
Talk about being hypersensitive about such a minor thing, right? It seems that Nicky is genuinely afraid that even the slightest hint of appreciating hair metal will bring about his ultimate downfall.
Also, if anyone else had said what he did, I would just dismiss it as just a little playing around between two relatives. Nicky, on the other hand? I’ve got the feeling he’s deadly serious. Mike, best be careful, and not stray too close to a river in case Nicky wants you pushed into one!
Wonder if he knows how Pantera started out, then. They weren’t always the Cowboys from Hell…
Princess nikki doing things “the italian way” as he puts it I.e. Trying to get someone else to do it so he doesn’t get hurt…I’m betting money he’ll try for someone german.
you have to join Shock-To-The-System cult to see this
http://vampirefreaks.com/group_comment.php?entry=3865511
It’s asking if anyone there has been the subject of heterophobia and… One guy is saying that you can’t be a Christian and gay and says
“Religiously. I think we can understand that.
Naturally: the anal cavity doesn’t process sperm correctly”
lolwtf on the second page he does that thing Slade got on him for where he replies, but isn’t listening.
ROFLMAO! Got “caught up in it” indeed.
Check out on the second page how Nicky can no longer talk about the subject itself, just that he started a thread where people are actually staying on topic. He seems to be
OH YES AUTOAIM IS IN THERE NOW!!! FTW!
Also he’s acting all innocent like he isn’t a hatemonger to gays, so someone should point this out http://exposethetard.blogspot.com/2010/01/father-of-year.html
“I am more in agreement with his father when that fucker got tossed to his ass — I would of done the same thing if that was my son, no matter if he is my blood or not — father did not raise a faggot. Except for the fact that his father was physically abusive to the little fuck, personally I think the fucker brought it on himself for pushing is faggotry on his father.”
What if the son didn’t know he was caught up in it until he was 21?