Apparently, our favorite illiterate so-called publisher has a new company. Page 15 of the preview of The Ethereal Gazette: Issue 13 appears to be the back cover. Right smack dab in the middle of the page, below the pinheaded self-portrait in huge typeface is “Lossil Fossil Press.” How could he not notice that?
I predict it’ll take him at least a week to fix it, given that he has to redo the cover, burn a new CD, then get someone to drive him to the library, so he can upload the revised version. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen from him since he misspelled his own middle name on the front cover of one of his books a few years ago.
Way to go, Ablert!
LOL Ablert you retard
Gosh, I’ve looked at that preview several times and didn’t even notice that. LOL!
LOL I looked at the preview, and I missed that. Damn, just when we thought his ‘editing’ skills couldn’t get any worse.
Well Issue 10 had a typo i the logo as well. You’d think he’d have one file with the logo in and just use that every time wouldn’t you.
BTW has anyone noticed that, after having such a tantrum at me for pointing out the errors on the cover and inside issue 10, when he reissued it recently, he fixed every one of them
He changed the typeface to something readable, he set it to Eternal Darkness edition on all sides (but not in the editors lounge inside the damned thing), fixed the typo in the logo etc…
knobhead.
“what I am doing is really honing my skills as an editor — not bad for someone who had a limited college education.” -Nickolaus Pacione from his blogspot entry made October 15, 2010
Although, from the preview his font sizes are all over the place on the new back of the new issue 10…
I wonder if Exzaviour wotsit, contributor to issue 13 really spells his name that way…
And why is Jeffrey Scott Simm still sending his stories to Nicky? His story was one of the best in issue 10. he can write and has a good imagination??? WTF is he doing with fucking retardo press boy
Nicky always blames his errors on others (the “Ablert” incident was blamed on some female who helped him with that book, him stealing from National Geographic was blamed on a few of his enemies who pointed it out to him and them) which begs the question: Who will Nicky blame for Lossil Fossil Press? He can’t blame Lloyd because Mr. Campbell broke up with Nicky a while ago and hasn’t slept over at his house since.
Ah, La Dumb Nikita… or shall I call you Ablert… You have surpassed your own idiocy in epic fashion. Bravo.
This is why you’ll never be a “legitimate” writer…
I do wish he’d come out to play. I’m waiting for the fireworks to begin. So far, nada.
Oh Ablert, you ‘tard.
Just cause we’re bestest buddies, I tweeted him, maybe he’ll get it. Oh that’s right he blocked me.
To VF this, or not to VF, that is the question.
I just checked his AIM and YIM accounts. He’s not signed in to either one. I don’t think he really uses them anymore.
Buy it now- it’s going to be a collector’s item! Right?
Now counting down the minutes till “Lossil Fossil Rassum Frassum” becomes one of the regularly used phrases in here whenever he starts raging/rambling about something….
Anyone ever see that movie Lossil Placid? I liked it plus, Betty White was in it.
Oh believe me, I’m sure Lossil Fossil is going to be his new nickname!
By the way in Nicky’s new blogspot he mentioned fandomhistory.com and how his profile there was so accurate. Now according to Google that website doesn’t seem exist.
However Fanhistory.com does exist and does feature a mention of him.
http://www.fanhistory.com/wiki/Help:Nickolaus_Pacione
Oh that’s hilarious.
I LOssiL’d
Did anybody else catch this? I don’t remember seeing it linked on here:
http://heraldnews.suntimes.com/news/7345531-418/morris-horror-writer-gets-anthology-into-poe-museum.html
“Edgar Allan Poe, best known for chilling poems and macabre short stories, would find a kindred spirit in Nickolaus Pacione.”
““I’m a picker,” said Pacione, referencing “American Pickers,” the reality TV series about two collectors who ferret out antiques in junk heaps.”
We discussed it on the Legion of Nitwits forum, I believe, and possibly buried in comments here somewhere (maybe the entry about the Morris paper’s article?). When the Joliet paper article came out a few days later, I didn’t want to give him the thrill of devoting an entire new entry to it.
He had a fit, and accused me of not bothering to read it. I was waiting for hiim to accuse me of leading a “media blackout” against him, but he never quite reached that stage of rage. He was pissed off that I covered the Morris paper’s article, then got all pissed off again when I didn’t do the same to the one in the Joliet paper. Go figure.
Those shitty little small town newspapers are hardly newsworthy anyway. Absolutely nothing to brag about.
Turns out this is not Nicky’s first incident of Lossil:
http://thelegionofnitwits.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/lossil-press/
He managed to fix it pretty quickly, once he finally realised what was going on.
So now he’s claiming:
* it was the fault of the new font he was using, even though he’s used that font on at least one of his previous publications
* the picture was “doctored,” even though, if that were the case, it doesn’t explain how the person got access to Nicky’s account to incorporate it into the book preview
I’m waiting for him to claim the person hacked onto his hard drive and changed the .pdf there before he burned it on CD, took it to the library, and uploaded it. We should encourage him to report the hacking to Lulu.
Once again “Not My Fault” Nikita tries blaming something else for what is clearly his own stupid mistake.
I bet it was that damn Brian Keene using his psychic abilities to ruin Nicky’s career again.