Hat tip: Lewis
. . . on the way to his own grandmother’s funeral. From Nicky’s Twitter, we find this gem:
Got lost on the way to the cemetery to bury my grandmother —
#damn_it. Was 10 minutes late getting there I was supposed to be palbearer.
I’m not sure how that is possible. Normally, the pallbearers would be in the same two or three vehicles near the front of the funeral procession. All they had to do was follow the car in front of them. Most other drivers won’t cut into the middle of a funeral procession, so losing sight of the car you’re following is unlikely. Besides, he can’t drive, so he had to hitch a ride with someone else who was going. It makes me wonder whether he missed the entire funeral service as well. Nicky does have a habit of screwing up, but this elevates mind-boggling to a Mt. Everest level.
Been a long time, thought I’d stop by and say hi!
I’ve noticed that lakefossilpress.com is up for grabs again if anyone wants it. I guess the previous owners decided the twenty quid renewal wasn’t worth it again 🙂
Who’ll be first in? 😛
King Twerpy is still at his usual level of derp, I see…
He was “supposed” to be pallbearer? That implies that he lost his spot and someone had to stand in for him. If so, that’s an astonishing level of fail. Way to honor your grandmother, Sparky.
I suspect the rest of the pallbearers stood around for at least 10-15 minutes, nervously looking at their watches, before deciding to ask someone else to stand in for Nicky. Nicky probably arrived 10 minutes after that, making it closer to half an hour late. Just my guess, of course, but it’s not an illogical one.
And still you wonder how he got lost going someplace he’s probably been to many times.
I imagine him standing across the street from the cemetery simply waiting for them to start because he was too lazy to actually do it or too afraid to touch a coffin.
Or maybe he was having another hot dog and was waiting for another film crew.