Nicky gave me this idea, so, yeah, I took the bait.
Yes, I really did type the few sentences you see below, just for shits and giggles.
What I got back was Stephen King. Seriously?
June 15, 2014 by Rusty
Nicky gave me this idea, so, yeah, I took the bait.
Yes, I really did type the few sentences you see below, just for shits and giggles.
What I got back was Stephen King. Seriously?
Wait- how could he be Stephen King when he’s the hybrid of Lovecraft and Derlith? Surely, he should have caught it was fake.
I meant James Joyce, Dan Brown or whatever authors (who write nothing alike) he’s sure he imitates.
Type in “Fuckity fuck fuck, fuck fuck fuck” and copy and paste it several times.
You get a different answer every time. Including King and Cory Doctorow and Joyce.
If you type in “Zippity doo dah, zippity ay. My oh my, what a wonderful day!” it comes back with William Shakespeare. If nothing else, I suspect Shakespeare would have appreciated the sense of humor.
So, I just did the same paragraph from Game Over, and I got the following results (In no particular order):
Dale Brown
Cory Doctorow
Chuck Palahniuk
Stephen King
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bWyhj7siEY
Sorry, but not so sorry that I could resist posting this. I’m ready for my 30 lashes with wet noodles. Washing machines exist for a reason.
When Raymond Chandler is one of the options, I always get him. Which pleases me no end.
I keep getting Vladimir Nabokov. Hmm…
I pasted the first paragraph of “Darkness from the Skies: A Tale of the Mythos” Pacione’s Lovecraft homage or pastiche (or fan fiction!) and got “I write like Margaret Mitchell”.
I did it over, same result.
“What you never read about Medusa? The one who made eye contact with you and turned to stone, even in ancient civilizations they love creating monsters, but what we have among us. The monsters had come to our neighborhood,” I smirked with a dark gleam to my eyes with there is a calm to my voice.
–Nickolaus Pacione, “Legend Keeper”
http://iwl.me/ RESULT: I write like Dan Brown.
I posted H.P. Lovecraft’s opening paragraph of “The Call of Cthulhu” and IWL returned “H.P. Lovecraft”. What they say about stopped clocks.
From his latest tumblr word vomit, I couldn’t get past the last part of this sentence: ” …had did a dark and really frightening re-imagining of his old hometown and mentioned history as he seen it unfold and the horror that referenced it.”
My brain exploded.
I got some love notes earlier…
Number 1 – email title – Look you infant raper
Quit fucking with my listing on Cyber:Terror:Machine — or I would make a statement on one of the pages where your book is sold via a publisher’s blog that every book they buy of yours they’re contributing to your child porn collection. So you want to fuck with me like that Lyth. I already made a statement like in Italian — why are you doing this to your ex-publishers. Do you really have that much hatred for someone you would do something like this? Especially since some of the roster and I are friends in real life — you’re not welcome in Chicago because i am going to kick your ass like a plagiarist. So you want to fuck with me — you did it child-fucker.
Number 2 – email title – I warned you
Lyth ogni libro qualcuno compra tuo; essi stanno contribuendo alla vostra collezione dipornografia infantile. Quindi fate tutto in tuo potere per farmi incazzare… nonpresentarsi a Chicago perché non è più sulla vendita di libri. Perché se hai intenzione diporre fine alla mia carriera; l’unico modo che hai intenzione di fare è se avete una pistolae dire ciao al mio compagno di classe Stateville Correctional Center.
Can’t be arsed translating this although I guess dipornographia infantile is child porn
I sent him a couple of replies
Why do you bother with the Italian. Most people ignore every word that runs screaming from your little diseased howler monkey brain in any case. To have to translate your feeble dribblings from pacionese to english is too much trouble normally. Putting it in italian just means even more of what you type – i won’t use the word write as write indicates a level of thought and competence in the process of putting the words to the screen or page – goes ignored.
and
Your listing on cyber terror machine? No idea what you’re talking about. I’ve been playing about on your shelfari – just because it’s fun. Because you’re such a fucking retard. Decades of therapy isn’t even close to what you need. You need to be locked up in an institution for your own safety.
and
Poor nicky. What’s with the child porn obsession these days? Are you projecting your own bad habits again?
He’s not replied yet