Dagstine’s recovered so completely from his middle ear cancer that he’s back on the prowl, picking fights with Janrae on at least three of her blog entries. For your reading amusement, I’ve selected some of his lulzier comments. There’s no secret that L’il Lorenzo has a hate-on for Johaha; it goes back years before Janrae made it onto Daggy’s radar.
Daggy’s also taken his brave fight onto Range’s blog. Poor Range. I’m sure he did nothing to deserve this, and I’m reasonably certain he doesn’t give a flying fuck about Dagstine’s proclivity to attack professional authors out of jealousy and frustration at his own lack of career progress.
Janrae, I already know he teached English as a second language…
Brilliant sentence, Lorenzo. Did the word “teached” appear to you in your bowl of Alpha Bits? Or did it float to the top in your Campbell’s soup?
Speaking to Johaha, he says this:
Me? I live in a beautiful two-bedroom, and I’m middle class.
You stay classy, Lorenzo. Your brand of class is unmatched.
Cussedness: Will the screenshots get me a cookie, or a ride on the subway.
Was that supposed to have been a question? His punctuation’s as good as Nicky’s and Shirley’s.
Dude, you are a nobody in dirty clothes in a basement, on a computer.
Is he confusing Johaha with L’il Nicky?
I’m telling your mother.
There’s a line straight out of kindergarten. Kudos, Lorenzo. You can pull up your Underoos now.
You’re a funny little man, Johaha (and your kiddie squad), who failed miserably on Janrae’s blog, just as you did on Range’s (have you gone back there yet to see the correct entry).
Why in the hell is Larry picking fights on some total stranger’s blog? Face it, Larry, Range doesn’t know you, nor does he give a shit about you. Leave the guy out of it.
But that would break the tradition the nitwits have of getting innocent people involved, and thinking said individuals are on their side.
We know NIkita is bipolar, what’s Lorenzo’s diagnosis?
I would guess OCD.
No doubt, Rain.
I’ve diagnosed Lorenzo according to the D&D system: Chaotic Stupid.
His bragging about his beautiful two-bedroom apartment is providing more fuel for the “Dag’s partner doesn’t want to marry him because she doesn’t want to be at risk for alimony” fire.
Poor woman. Imagine having to work hard all day and come home to that every night.
My guess would be that she’s submissive and misguided, lying to herself that, one day, things will be alright.
Just my guess.
Anyway, I enjoyed that fight. Bring it on anytime you like, Dickster. I’ve always liked messing with the retarded kid in school.
I think Range bowed out of his own comment section immediately after reading the word “pissblogger.”
” Why in the hell is Larry picking fights on some total stranger’s blog? ”
Desperately seeking validation?
I’m still chuckling at his ‘I’m middle class’ remark. Like any social class, if it knew him, would want anything to do with him.
He’s working part time for a weekly advertiser paper and getting welfare. How does that make Dagstine middle class?
Blue collar workers make far more than Daggy. They also don’t have to mooch off their parents to make the rent payments. I’ve heard that Daggy has help from his parents in that department. However, I believe that his partner works a full-time job (at what, I don’t know). I’d guess she puts up with him because Larry Smurf is around to babysit while she works.
“He’s working part time for a weekly advertiser paper and getting welfare. How does that make Dagstine middle class?”
Sorry, all, I’m behind again. When did you confirm he’s on social assistance? Well, isn’t that a nice bit of hypocrisy, after he attacked Janrae about her disability assistance. My goodness, what a nasty piece of work he is.
Daggy mentioned it on a message board, unfortunately I did not grab a screenshot of it. My bad.