Monthly Archives: August 2008

Chocolate Rain

This kid’s brilliant. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NattlyH0IeM&NR=1] It’s almost as good as “Ol’ Man River.”  His bass is smack-on. This is funnier. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZndB0zuLZ9U&NR=1] And this. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAWIJOym_FI&NR=1]

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OT: Orchid Pr0n

This is a hybid Oncidium, Sherry Baby.  It smells like chocolate when it blooms, although the scent takes a couple of days to develop, after a flower opens.  The flowers last for a couple of months, and the plant blooms … Continue reading

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Shine On, You Crazy Diamond

This is from page 20 of the Nicky thread at SA.  Nicky has no idea what he’s up against.  LJDrama and ED are tame, by comparison.  When anyone starts a thread about you on SA, it’s bad news.  When it … Continue reading

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Montage

Autoaim posted a Nicky video montage, here.  I had to scroll way down to see it, and it bled into the sidebar, but it’s funny. Alright.  Although I got permission to re-upload it from the man himself, WordPress will not … Continue reading

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Sniper Nicky

DJ Pathogen joined SomethingAwful when he caught wind of the fact that he was being mentioned there, and the Nicky thread that had stalled out around page 17 suddenly blew out to 19 pages.  Page 18 is here, and page … Continue reading

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The Dynamic Dimwits

There’s a thread going over at TODP about Philbin’s butthurt and threats of an e-lawsuit.  I particularly like this made-up headline: “Wannabe Author Threatens Lawsuit For Online Review That Hurt His Feelings“ Sure, Mikey.  Call out the transatlantic e-lawyers. Then, … Continue reading

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The Kid and the Sprinkler

This is too funny.  Pathogen made an appearance at Something Awful, and treated the folks to some of his exchanges with the Nickster.  I really love this paragraph: See, dealing with you is like looking out your window and finding … Continue reading

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FAIL Times Eight

Dagstine’s recovered so completely from his middle ear cancer that he’s back on the prowl, picking fights with Janrae on at least three of her blog entries.  For your reading amusement, I’ve selected some of his lulzier comments.  There’s no … Continue reading

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Treat, or Trick?

First, here’s a link to Autoaim’s latest. Second, I needed a break, so I got silly with a semi-comical snapshot of an hour in Nicky’s life.  That’s behind the cut.  Continue reading at your own risk.

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Random Writing News Items

Mike put up a wonderful piece here, on his LJ.  The Nitwits will never bother to read it, much less comprehend its message, but they should.  I agree that being polite costs nothing; it’s also far more effective at getting … Continue reading

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