This kid’s brilliant. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NattlyH0IeM&NR=1] It’s almost as good as “Ol’ Man River.” His bass is smack-on. This is funnier. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZndB0zuLZ9U&NR=1] And this. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAWIJOym_FI&NR=1]
Archive for August, 2008
Chocolate Rain
Posted in Uncategorized on August 31, 2008 | 12 Comments »
OT: Orchid Pr0n
Posted in orchid, tagged orchid on August 31, 2008 | 10 Comments »
This is a hybid Oncidium, Sherry Baby. It smells like chocolate when it blooms, although the scent takes a couple of days to develop, after a flower opens. The flowers last for a couple of months, and the plant blooms whenever the hell it feels like it, which could be three times a year, if […]
Shine On, You Crazy Diamond
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on August 31, 2008 | 4 Comments »
This is from page 20 of the Nicky thread at SA. Nicky has no idea what he’s up against. LJDrama and ED are tame, by comparison. When anyone starts a thread about you on SA, it’s bad news. When it blows out to 20 pages, you’re a phenomenon — for all the wrong reasons. =============================== […]
Montage
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on August 30, 2008 | 11 Comments »
Autoaim posted a Nicky video montage, here. I had to scroll way down to see it, and it bled into the sidebar, but it’s funny. Alright. Although I got permission to re-upload it from the man himself, WordPress will not let me upload an .avi, but have fun with it on Autoaim’s site, anyway. I […]
Sniper Nicky
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on August 29, 2008 | 17 Comments »
DJ Pathogen joined SomethingAwful when he caught wind of the fact that he was being mentioned there, and the Nicky thread that had stalled out around page 17 suddenly blew out to 19 pages. Page 18 is here, and page 19 is here. Now we know what Nicky’s been up to the past few days. […]
The Dynamic Dimwits
Posted in Dagstine, Legion of Nitwits, Philbin, tagged Dagstine, Legion of Nitwits, Philbin on August 29, 2008 | 13 Comments »
There’s a thread going over at TODP about Philbin’s butthurt and threats of an e-lawsuit. I particularly like this made-up headline: “Wannabe Author Threatens Lawsuit For Online Review That Hurt His Feelings“ Sure, Mikey. Call out the transatlantic e-lawyers. Then, from another thread at TODP, we have this: Remember last week a minor posted their […]
The Kid and the Sprinkler
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on August 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
This is too funny. Pathogen made an appearance at Something Awful, and treated the folks to some of his exchanges with the Nickster. I really love this paragraph: See, dealing with you is like looking out your window and finding that a retarded kid is standing in your front yard, yelling at your sprinkler. By […]
FAIL Times Eight
Posted in Dagstine, Legion of Nitwits, tagged Dagstine, Legion of Nitwits on August 29, 2008 | 14 Comments »
Dagstine’s recovered so completely from his middle ear cancer that he’s back on the prowl, picking fights with Janrae on at least three of her blog entries. For your reading amusement, I’ve selected some of his lulzier comments. There’s no secret that L’il Lorenzo has a hate-on for Johaha; it goes back years before Janrae […]
Treat, or Trick?
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, parody, satire, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, parody, satire on August 28, 2008 | 20 Comments »
First, here’s a link to Autoaim’s latest. Second, I needed a break, so I got silly with a semi-comical snapshot of an hour in Nicky’s life. That’s behind the cut. Continue reading at your own risk.
Random Writing News Items
Posted in Daverana, writing, tagged Daverana, writing on August 28, 2008 | 25 Comments »
Mike put up a wonderful piece here, on his LJ. The Nitwits will never bother to read it, much less comprehend its message, but they should. I agree that being polite costs nothing; it’s also far more effective at getting what you want, when you ask a favor of someone, than ranting and making demands. […]