Looks like somebody had his works (and his author page/account) removed from Smashwords.
Archive for February, 2014
Smashed Words
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on February 28, 2014 | 11 Comments »
Addressing My Generation
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, Smashwords on February 23, 2014 | 46 Comments »
Hat tip: Jenny Nicky has another publication for sale on Smashwords. The best part is on the copyright page. Yes, sports fans, he did it again. This is the third time he’s misspelled his own name. ETA: Also note the side-splitting malapropism. ETA 2: Nicky’s ISBN number doesn’t show up on an ISBN […]
Comic #5
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged comic, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on February 23, 2014 | 6 Comments »
Courtesy of Stinky Cat:
Today’s Wall-o’-Text from Nicky
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on February 21, 2014 | 36 Comments »
Nikita is having another conniption fit, here. It’s the fan page on Tumblr, and googly eyes book covers that have him enraged this time. Keene, SanGiovanni, Burke, and Grech all get mentions. Presumably, addressing Brian, he writes: You’re an ugly waste of clay in my eyes and I vow to ruin your career for good […]
How Far Can $30 Go?
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on February 19, 2014 | 10 Comments »
Not far, if you’re Nickypoo. When I was 13 turning 14, I had borrowed $30.00 in change from the stepfather’s piggy bank. I would use the money to buy Slurpee’s from 7-11 at the corner. He had forced me in October of 1990, to read from The Ten Commandments and confess my sins. — Nickolaus […]
Mailbox Woes
Posted in Uncategorized on February 17, 2014 | 14 Comments »
Our mailbox, as is the case with most people who have long driveways, was at the end, next to the street. Was is the keyword. All I know is that it was still standing around late lunchtime when I returned from running errands, and by 3 pm, it was broken into pieces across the snow […]
Keene and SanGiovanni to Speak at Poe Museum in Richmond
Posted in Brian Keene, Mary SanGiovanni, Poe Museum, tagged Brian Keene, Mary SanGiovanni, Poe Museum on February 14, 2014 | 45 Comments »
The following appearance is listed on Mr. Keene’s website, here. July 27 The Edgar Allan Poe Museum 1914 E Main St Richmond, VA 23223 Talk and Q&A with Brian Keene and Mary SanGiovanni
Comic #4
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged comic, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on February 14, 2014 | 5 Comments »
Hot off the press, courtesy of Stinky Cat.
Email Abuse from Nicky
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on February 11, 2014 | 51 Comments »
This was forwarded to me by Mike; I have his permission to post it. Most people probably already know Mike’s email, but I blurred it out anyway, along with those of the other recipients of Nicky’s venom. I’m sure the only reason Nicky doesn’t block these people from commenting on his WP blog is that […]
Comic #3
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged comic, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on February 9, 2014 | 9 Comments »
Courtesy of Stinky Cat