Monthly Archives: August 2010

Convos: The Video Version

You’ve heard the soundtrack.  Get ready for the video! No, I didn’t put this together, but I do think it’s great.  The details are what make it:  the shifty eyes, the sputtering, the yellow teeth, the Giants cap, the RAEG … Continue reading

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August Orchid Pr0n

Today’s orchid pictures are of one cattleya intergeneric hybrid (a Stellamizutaara), and three species.  The flowers on the species only last two or three days, but flowers in general don’t seem to last as long in the dog days of … Continue reading

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Bwahahaha

This is almost three weeks old, but it’s the first time I’ve seen it.  Yes, folks, “cyberbullies” use Photoshop, join forums, and own domains.  Run from them!

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New and Improved Xanga Entry

For once, Nikita doesn’t fill a blog entry with swear words and a bunch of name-calling. I noticed that there are a few immature pricks that go around vandalizing my listing and despite that I got a hopeful, I don’t … Continue reading

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Spoiling for a Fight

Nicky’s renewed interest in his Xanga is amusing.  Oh, the entries are the same old whiny drivel as always, but the comments are priceless. Wan Kerr — if that is your real name, you need to take your head out … Continue reading

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‘Chid Pr0n

Haven’t posted any of this in a long time.  I’ve got others on the way, but these two are blooming right now.  Stanhopea oculata is a species that has approximately 3″ wide blooms that only last a few days, but … Continue reading

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Nicky Goes After Fletcher Again

This is Nicky’s second post raging about James Fletcher banning him from The Author’s Pub.  It’s on his Xanga, this time. The whole thing’s idiotic, especially with those screen grabs over which he superimposed commentary that obscures the evidence he … Continue reading

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Nicky Got the Boot

Hat tip:  Lewis Nicky really doesn’t last anywhere for very long before being banned.  Alright, Shocklines, but I heard Matt finally kicked him out of there, too.  Nicky’s rude comments on people’s blogs are all gone, so it seems legit.

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Convos With Nikita

Side-splittingly funny. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtY1FzM_GEs]

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Answering Machine Love from Peaches

Oh, lord.  Anyone who leaves messages on an answering machine is well aware they are being recorded, because, well, that’s what answering machines do.  Here’s the intro that accompanies it: After getting the number to my company, Nicky continues to … Continue reading

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