We have a number of really good farm markets around here. They’re not necessarily the type that show up once or twice a week in a parking lot to hawk their goods off benches, or the ones that have roadside stands manned by their kids, although those also exist in abundance. These are working farms […]
Archive for September, 2014
OT: Weigh-dar Gun
Posted in Uncategorized on September 30, 2014 | 3 Comments »
Bingrussian Saved by the Bell
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on September 25, 2014 | 19 Comments »
By now, most of us are aware that our favorite Eyetalian Meatball had an obsession with using Bing’s translator to translate his (shaky, at best) English into Italian to post to people he thought were Italian, or at least were of Italian heritage. Well, fuck that! HAD is the keyword, ’cause Bingtalian is sooo yesterday. […]
Threads in My Word Salad
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on September 22, 2014 | 17 Comments »
Where do I start with this one? Several people alerted me to Nicky’s latest word salad on Tumblr. He resurrected his old obsession with the Gadsden flag, which he still thinks reads “Don’t thread on me.” Years ago, when I first saw him type that, I whipped up a short tutorial on needlepoint and crewel […]
A Bingtalian Meltdown
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on September 19, 2014 | 28 Comments »
We all know how Nicky obsesses about certain people, and keeps tagging them on his blogs, FB, and Twitter. Most of the time, they either don’t notice, or go out of their way to ignore him — until it gets to the point at which they want to smack him upside the head. That just […]
An Insensitive Prick
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on September 15, 2014 | 11 Comments »
It’s about time Nicky admitted it: When you approached a mutual friend asking her to speak to someone who they live closer to who is giving you a load of shit; asking them to lay off and realizing this friend is no longer around I keep thinking — Damn it, and they think I was […]
The Signature Calling Card
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on September 13, 2014 | 25 Comments »
Nicky’s latest WordPress entry is a continuation of his shaking his pudgy fist at the plagiarists in the sky, along with a rehash of his years old grievances with the HWA. Regarding plagiarists, he writes: The signature calling card of the plagiarism posse is the sexual abuse of unicorns … M’kay. Okay who left the […]
Plagiarismwatcher316
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on September 12, 2014 | 12 Comments »
Hat tip: AngryInIllinois Remember when Nicky got banned from Wikipedia a few years ago? Aside from creating his own author page to brag about his, er, accomplishments, he kept tinkering with legitimate authors’ pages. He’s back with a handy-dandy new user name, ready to tackle the world of plagiarism by spreading the (false) word about […]
Nicky Gets a Job
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on September 12, 2014 | 13 Comments »
Our favorite Munchkin has another new Tumblr entry. It’s a hot mess, as usual. However, it is notable for two things. … the employment is very limited to those who had some college; not many become writers or come follow my footsteps at CreateSpace.com as I will say they are hiring writers and publishers but […]
Spazzing, Part 2
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on September 11, 2014 | 11 Comments »
Nicky continues his hate fest here. It begins with an embed of Popidols, Drew’s band’s new album. Since Brian Keene bitched — I am had to edit this post up. Considering the near novella length of his post, I’d edit it down. I’d also remove the words “am” and “up” in the last half of […]
Spazzing on Tumblr
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on September 9, 2014 | 22 Comments »
Hat tip: Fallout3 Nikita posted a new entry on his Tumblr this morning. Oh, dear. Where do I start? He’s still stuck on plagiarism, and showing screen shots of “Stygian Dealer,” one with his name, and one with Rob Baupader as the author. Anyone with a word processor and/or a photo editor could have produced […]