Monthly Archives: January 2014

Eight O’Clock in the Morning

It seems rumors are floating around that Nicky did not receive permission from Ray Faraday Nelson to reprint “Eight O’clock in the Morning” as the lead story in Ethereal Gazette 12.  Nicky posted two entries on his WP blog denying … Continue reading

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Guest Post: Deconstructing Nikki

Minotaurman translates Pacionese into English, using excerpts from Nikita’s WP entry found here.  Bravo, Minotaurman! Deconstructing Nikki Another attempt to translate Pacionese into English. This is proving to be a labor of love, as I am certainly not getting paid … Continue reading

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I Love the Smell of Desperation in the Morning

Hat tip:  Minotaurman This email I received was hilarious.  Minus the headers, here it is, in all its glory.  “Choice morsels” simply will not do it justice. Copy pasted from Nicky’s FB. I didn’t want to post all these, figuring … Continue reading

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Nickums Banned from High School Reunion FB Page

Hat tip:  Minotaurman It’s true.  Nicky managed, within the space of a week, to get himself blocked from the Glenbard East Class of 1994 page on Facebook.  Evidently, he started harassing the guy who runs the page, along with another … Continue reading

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More Binge Tweeting

In addition to (predictably) vowing to get Fossil Lake pulled, because its very existence is getting under his skin, Nicky has taken to harassing Elizabeth Peake.  I don’t know Elizabeth, but I certainly remember her name from the old Xanga … Continue reading

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Now Available

Reposted from the Fossil Lake Facebook page, Lake Fossil is now available from Smashwords: Fossil Lake Anthology Reposting for the morning crowd … FOSSIL LAKE now available!For just $2.99, you get 37 — that’s right, thirty-seven! — stories and poems! That’s … Continue reading

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Coming Soon … Fossil Lake

Congratulations to Christine, Janrae, and everybody else involved with this anthology!  I look forward to reading it.  

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Assorted Crap

We had a little excitement this morning.  First, there was a police car siren.  A few minutes later, there was a fire truck siren.  Fifteen minutes after that, there were two news choppers hovering in the sky, about a mile … Continue reading

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Binge Tweeting

As most of us are aware by now, Nicky has been harassing a woman with whom he used to attend school.  She has made it abundantly clear that she has no interest in reading his “stories,” for lack of a … Continue reading

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Nicky’s Been a Bad Twit

Hat tip:  Lewis After some weeks of silence, Nicky is back to start off the new year with a … bloody tampon.  Where does he come up with these juvenile phrases?  For the hat trick, he takes a swipe at … Continue reading

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