It seems rumors are floating around that Nicky did not receive permission from Ray Faraday Nelson to reprint “Eight O’clock in the Morning” as the lead story in Ethereal Gazette 12. Nicky posted two entries on his WP blog denying this, here and here, and claims Nelson was thrilled to receive $30 for the reprint […]
Archive for January, 2014
Eight O’Clock in the Morning
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on January 30, 2014 | 23 Comments »
Guest Post: Deconstructing Nikki
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on January 29, 2014 | 8 Comments »
Minotaurman translates Pacionese into English, using excerpts from Nikita’s WP entry found here. Bravo, Minotaurman! Deconstructing Nikki Another attempt to translate Pacionese into English. This is proving to be a labor of love, as I am certainly not getting paid for it. And as I am not living on government disability like Nikki, my time […]
I Love the Smell of Desperation in the Morning
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on January 28, 2014 | 44 Comments »
Hat tip: Minotaurman This email I received was hilarious. Minus the headers, here it is, in all its glory. “Choice morsels” simply will not do it justice. Copy pasted from Nicky’s FB. I didn’t want to post all these, figuring I’d let you pick and choose which choice morsels to use. I attempted to translate […]
Nickums Banned from High School Reunion FB Page
Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione, tagged HS reunion, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione on January 27, 2014 | 22 Comments »
Hat tip: Minotaurman It’s true. Nicky managed, within the space of a week, to get himself blocked from the Glenbard East Class of 1994 page on Facebook. Evidently, he started harassing the guy who runs the page, along with another guy. Others were getting annoyed with Nicky treating it like his own personal page.
More Binge Tweeting
Posted in anthology, Daverana, Fossil Lake, tagged anthology, binge tweeting, Daverana, Fossil Lake on January 19, 2014 | 56 Comments »
In addition to (predictably) vowing to get Fossil Lake pulled, because its very existence is getting under his skin, Nicky has taken to harassing Elizabeth Peake. I don’t know Elizabeth, but I certainly remember her name from the old Xanga days a decade ago. As far as I know, she never did anything to Nicky. […]
Now Available
Posted in anthology, Daverana, Fossil Lake, tagged anthology, Daverana, Fossil Lake on January 15, 2014 | 8 Comments »
Reposted from the Fossil Lake Facebook page, Lake Fossil is now available from Smashwords: Fossil Lake Anthology Reposting for the morning crowd … FOSSIL LAKE now available!For just $2.99, you get 37 — that’s right, thirty-seven! — stories and poems! That’s less than ten cents apiece! What a bargain!You’ll enjoy the writings of talented newcomers and […]
Coming Soon … Fossil Lake
Posted in Uncategorized on January 13, 2014 | 31 Comments »
Congratulations to Christine, Janrae, and everybody else involved with this anthology! I look forward to reading it.
Assorted Crap
Posted in Uncategorized on January 9, 2014 | Leave a Comment »
We had a little excitement this morning. First, there was a police car siren. A few minutes later, there was a fire truck siren. Fifteen minutes after that, there were two news choppers hovering in the sky, about a mile away. Apparently, a roof collapsed on an under-construction townhouse, as did some of the exterior […]
Binge Tweeting
Posted in Uncategorized on January 8, 2014 | 20 Comments »
As most of us are aware by now, Nicky has been harassing a woman with whom he used to attend school. She has made it abundantly clear that she has no interest in reading his “stories,” for lack of a better word. Indeed, she wants him to leave her alone. Not once has she been […]
Nicky’s Been a Bad Twit
Posted in Uncategorized on January 4, 2014 | 15 Comments »
Hat tip: Lewis After some weeks of silence, Nicky is back to start off the new year with a … bloody tampon. Where does he come up with these juvenile phrases? For the hat trick, he takes a swipe at Val, too.