Restrepiella ophiocephala, which I didn’t even know was in bud, since I had it stuck in the corner of a fish tank, and a NOID Phalaenopsis. My mom received the latter as a housewarming gift, and gave it to me when she was done with it.
OT: Two Moar Orchid Pr0ns
November 20, 2010 by Rusty
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Beautiful flowers, Rusty.
I’m such a mooch. When mom got the phals, I told her “I have a home for those when you’re done with them.” She probably would have thrown them out when they were done blooming, anyway. She can kill most plants by looking at them funny, and I think she’s afraid of orchids.
We’re catering Thanksgiving dinner again for them. It’s probably not a fair trade, but they’re okay with it.
Orchids used to make me think of an old country song until I saw “Adaptation”, now I always think of that movie without fail.
Nicky: Colbert — I like the opposite sex and only the opposite sex. Would it kill you to find yourself a woman once in a while?
So when was the last time you found a woman again nicky? 12 years ago?
@Melany: and he double posted it!
Amazing how one unfortunate soul who will never again know the touch and love of a woman for a plethora of reasons is going around telling others to go find a woman, isn’t it?
The irony is completely lost on him, Ben.
http://shocklinesforum.yuku.com/topic/16903
lol
“Nobody else can have the pen name I invented for myself,” says the guy who not only wanted to use Rick’s story, but also force him to use Boyer’s “pen name,” so he wouldn’t have to redo the book.
Nicky is acting like he got word that there would be an announcement on SL regarding the marriage of long time lovers and authors Lloyd Phillip Campbell and Theo Wolfe…or something. >.> <.<
"black metal corpse paint"=Nicky in make-up!
"One band is looking to do a song about this, and they were wanting to grab a copy of An Eye In Shadows for some of the source material for this one song. I will say this much of 2010 so far with my work, I might not have many freebies to provide because everything I have is becoming epic in nature."
All EONs know this by heart: This band heard his side of the story from him, probably at his suggestion of writing a song about his woes said something like "Yeah really". Oh to be a fly on the tour bus wall when they get a gander at that book. I wonder if they'll have their security guards tell him no deal on the song or through their lawyers…
He insisted Campbell was real for ages. What a dick.
Hooray for Sighlon for bringing back that sublime cover. 😀
That “tour bus” is probably a 1980s delivery van.
Is it possible that “attention whore” on Schmucklines is Dagswine, or did we have this discussion before?
I’m certain it is dagswine. Same signature.
Yup. I don’t recall anyone voicing the opinion that AttentionWhore wasn’t Dagswine, the last time this was discussed. Nobody else — and I mean nobody — shows up time and again to berate folks for picking on a mentally disabled person. It’s as if being mentally disabled is the one and only way to identify Nicky in his mind. Not even Matty’s that swift a wingman for Peaches.
No, AttentionWhore is a woman named Tracy who used to post at TODP, and got mad at everyone there.
So, why would this Tracy person white knight Peaches? Did he publish something of hers? Or is she really that clueless? I’m sure Peaches himself would rather be known as heterosexual than “touched in the head,” as my granny used to say.
I wish I could have this embrodiered and framed:
“He brought out my darkest of emotions from a Christian standpoint, I wanted something really potent for him as a first time appearing as my main pen name. When the troll named “AngryInillinois” raped the pen name that was when I wasn’t amused one bit. My pen name was being held hostage by a faceless terrorist.” — Nickolaus Pacione
Not quite the same as embroidery, but I added it to my Notable Quotes page. 😉
Well, our boy also seems to think that a pseudonym has it’s own separate sexuality, so…lol, whatever.
He’s funniest when he’s being dead serious.
Rusty: Without going into specifics, Tracy herself was taunted by several 2nd-generation TODP members (after most of the original members had left) and has since used that alt to “zing” those she feel slighted her on Shocklines.
Or at least that is the information I was given. My source seemed convinced it was Tracy, rather than Dagstine.
Oh, I see. She’s just using Peaches to get back at others — sort of the way the Lame Goat/SNM thing went down.
“black metal corpse paint” just when we thought nicky couldn’t get any uglier and disgusting looking
Want to be the only reason he won’t name names of the girl he supposedly had sex with 2 years ago is 1) he’s lying 2) it was actually a man in drag 3) it was a hooker with really really really low standards and he never got her name
Or he put a raccoon in one of granny’s dresses, prettied her up with some make-up and then took her for a night on the town dumpster diving behind McDonalds before going back to her place since his was a mess.
The only Tracy I recall is Tracy Jones, author of Scent of the Wolf, and she was cool.
I do remember Tracy Jones. If I recall correctly, she’s one of the folks in the Indiana Horror Writer’s group who warned Tiffany Proctor about Nicky. Very nice woman, as far as I’m concerned. I wasn’t on the TODP board, and only went over there to rubberneck when someone would post a link to Daggy (or some other Nitwit) causing a ruckus. It’s got to be a different Tracy.
I’m pretty sure that if “attentionwhore” on Jello is a Tracy, it’s not Tracy Jones. She was part of the cool crowd at TODP.
fb update:
“The loser who thought about writing a homoerotic story between my son and I appears on facebook. I made this promise that I am going to keep with him and that’s throwing him into the Chicago River.
“There will be a new publication that going to be a vehicle for one of my stories, they’re also looking for submissions for their March 2011 premiere. Message me in private for the title and information. This will be a print only venture and will be sold on Amazon.com. I learned of this publication in a facebook message.
“The publication e-mailed me for my 3rd Person bio so I did this in an e-mail message. It will reflect my years of being an author too — Oct 19, 1990 is the date I started.”
Replies off his homoerotic rant:
With bricks on his shoes???? Whoever that is is you are speaking of is one sick bastard.
Pandora Snow That’s terrible! I didn’t know you had a son. You should post some pics! Good luck with the sicko writer, whoever he is.” I really am tempted to friend this person and giver her a low down.
Peaches: “Oh I know who he is. He dated my ex-room mate before I moved into the apartment. He started a very public fight with me on LiveJournal.com in 2003. His name is Christopher “Velmonturna” Pak. He decided to start it all over again.”
Proof that Peaches has no sense of Time. The fight with Velmonturna happened in 07. The majority of it took place on a RSS feed from Nicky’s blogs into LJ.
Nicky took the feed down toward the end of the fight.
And a blogspot ramble as well, he’s on a roll tonight.
Twerpy makes a lot of vague claims with no name dropping. I can smell the bull crap from Pittsburgh.
Lack of sleep results in strange ideas popping into my head from the most minor of sources. Such as one of Nicky’s comments about how no one else could write a numbered Lake Fossil story resulting in me lying in bed thinking about Lake Fossil 3.14159265: The Return of Pie. In which a psychic, pervy plesiosaur that called itself Lake Fossil would battle Pie, the perfect pie baked centuries ago by Leonardo Da Vinci on the orders of one of the Borgias, before he shot it into outer space in a primitive rocket of his own design after realising its terrible power. Now after centuries of being “glazed by unfathomable comic radiation and baked in the sullen rays of dying alien suns” it would have gained sentience and returned to wreak vengeance on the world that abandoned it to the void of space.
And that idea alone has more imagination and thought behind it than a dozen nicky stories!
That sounds like a jolly fun read, to be honest. Myself, I’ve been tossing Nickyjabber into a Markov chain generator tonight and editing the output for poetry. I feel all dirty inside now.
“He would accuse me of being a cyberbully when he emerged with a burning homosexual. Strange happened! Too busy bleeding, ill or seen. Was your sisters acid the ghost something? I created a very darker, more political direction when I got e-mails from church.”
But to get back to things that are actually important, those are lovely flowers, Rusty. I love your orchid pix, and there’s something vaguely sinister about orchids in general. 🙂
They are lovely pics, I personally think it’s because that as a non-gardener I have certain expectations about what the average flower should like but an orchid is exotic and almost alien, like deep sea fish. Also for some reason I look at some of them and can’t help but think they wouldn’t be out of place as a monster model in a Final Fantasy game.
Here’s Mediocalcar decoratum, which some people call “the candycorn orchid.” It’s a real miniature, with leaves that are only about 3/8″ long, and flowers that are half that. It’s not a spectacular show, but I’m thrilled that I finally got it to bloom at all.
the orchid pics make me wish I had enough of a green thumb to give one a try!
I saw some beautiful indoor orchids the last time I was at Home Depot—I’ve no idea what kind, they were kind of like long, narrow purplish trumpets. I was tempted, but then I remembered my cats and dogs do anything they can to eat my indoor flowers and I didn’t know if orchids are poisonous…so I just admired them from afar.
My cat developed a habit of chewing on plastic flowers.
The other day she went for real ones, pulled the vase over and got water all over the table.
They just don’t think things through!!! Grrrr.
Aaaaand he’s at it again… wheeee!!!
http://shocklinesforum.yuku.com/topic/16916
I may have to blow the dust off my raingods blog and actually post an entry.
Hmmm at his claims he gets letters from women wanting to date him anyone else want to see those letters and pictures of those ‘women’ or want to bet they’ve stopped cold now that he thinks it’s OK to tell people he wants to rape their wives and girlfriends?
Melany, I’m not sure letters he receives from female prisoners he met on a prisoner pen pal set would qualify.
Probably those spambots on social networks with the pay site advertisements on their pages. Hate to tell him they’re not real.
Spambots with pseudonyms, Jerrod.
Anyway, what a load of hooey . . .
LOL! I did get FB messages from a few sexbots with the same picture but different names on each.
Could she have contacted him, as well? No! That cheating bitch!
Grrr, I’m glad I blocked/reported her.
Well here we go, I made a little post: http://raingods.wordpress.com/2010/11/23/a-return-to-form/
It’s 4:33 AM here, and time for me to go back to bed.
From the fb front:
“Looks like the owner of Lame Goat Press is starting a public fight with me on amazon.com, well the new issue of the magazine is going to be the nail in his coffin. His career was dead before it started.”
just had my first extortion attempt from Nicki and fraudulent Paypal bill. I’ve reported it straight to paypal obviously.
here’s the email he sent me as accompaniment
Hey Asshole
Every time you slander my name on a website — I will send you a bill for 650 GBP via paypal. Now I can be a reasonable person but right now you might as well get a publishing deal with David Boyer because I am going to be the nail in the coffin of what was your writing career you pushy overbaring faggot. So you better hope you have steep pockets you white trash piece of shit. Never start a fight with a
publisher, it’s bad business practice. You’re better off co-writing
a plagiarism with him asshole.
What a dick
And this on the paypal bill
Since you like to slander me and my first book
Note from merchant
I charge a penalty for that you fucking prick. So I hope you can afford the bill coming to you. Fucking turncoat piece of shit. I wonder if you were sucking the boyfriend of Sammie Cox off and got AIDS. Asshole.
I’m guessing he read my amazon review of the foreskin collectives
Let us know if PayPal does anything other than tell you to ignore the invoice. So far, that’s all they’ve ever done when someone reports him for sending these fraudulent bills. That’s what they told me when I reported him for billing me for $4000 for making fun of him.
In case you’re curious, the record for Nicky’s fraudulent invoices is US$5000.
Marc, he also sent me one of those once upon a time. I complained to Paypal, and all they did was tell me to block his e-mail address. They don’t seem to care much if people abuse their system.
I just emailed you jenny
Hm, when I click on Nicky’s username over on the Shocklines forum, I get this message instead of his normal user profile:
“NickolausPacione has been banned from our network.”
Er, comment in moderation because I used Nicky’s full name. Short story: Matt may not have banned Nicky, but I think Yuku did. Click on his username over on Shocklines and see what happens…
http://autoaim.org/nicky_yuku_ban.jpg
Guess what?
Yuku legal dept. took one look at Nickys account and banhammered his ass so fast even I’m impressed.
Let’s hope they banned him by IP, because otherwise he’ll just be back as one of his multitude of other user names.
People will figure out any sock puppets he uses to return. He can’t help himself. Even if he doesn’t go off on someone like a load of dynamite, his grammar, spelling, etc., will give him away.
It won’t matter… it’s Nicky we’re dealing with… he’ll just get his mentally subpar ass banned again in no time at all. He’ll make a maximum of five posts before he goes off screaming like an unwashed howler monkey on buttcrack cocaine again and… whoopsies.
He uses AOL most of the time, so banning his IP would only be partially effective, anyway.