Too friggin’ funny . . .
That duck looks dangerous! No wonder Nicky felt threatened by it! *ducks*
He actually posted a picture of it?
Unfortunately, no. I found that posted on TODP in the “ALL THINGS PACIONE” thread.
I can’t seem to free myself of the mental image of Pacione splish-splashing around in his inflatable kiddie pool with it.
Nickolaus Pacione in the same approximate location as enough water to get some of his extremities clean? Nah. That’s just too far-fetched to be true.
I’m starting to suspect that water and anything like soap, shampoo, or toothpaste are kryptonite to Nicky. So, if he ever gets in your face (which is a completely absurd idea, I know), all you have to do is spray him with water, and you’ve defeated him!
In that case, I will arm myself with a water pistol whenever I go to conventions in his area.
Better yet . . . insecticidal soap, as anyone who has suffered through “Insect” can appreciate.
If I wrote bad fiction, would someone send ME pirate-duckies?
It’s unlikely, Sphinx. I have written really awful Nicky parodies and “Adventures of,” just for the laughs, and all I’ve ever gotten were either comments saying they were amusing, or stunned silence.
The stunned silence was probably from folks who thought “Oh god — another wannabe.” The odd thing is that I probably could make more money from it than Nicky or Dagstine, if I were so inclined. Not that Dagstine’s multi-year take from writing would cover my household grocery bill for a month, mind you . . .
I want a rubber ducky, dammit! It would look so cute floating around in my cat’s water bowl.
This quacks me up.
“You suck.” That’s it? That’s the best he can do? Pacione’s not known for boundless creativity, but geez.
I’d be quacked up too, except I broke my box of quackers.
I’ll bet Niwi fell on it, Cuss. 😉
(yes, I changed my display name to Rusty from codgerrumblings)
Niwi kwushed my kwackers?
Not all Dutchmen can fly.
I have an aversion to Flying Dutchmen. They never know the right place to drop anchor.
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