This is from our favorite gothic gadfly’s latest blog entry at Blogspot.
My notes are in Italics here, and there is an imposter blog trying to get me looking like a fudgepacker when clearly I am not one of those. Whoever is behind that impersonator handle needs to be dragged to the street and shot like a rabid animal.
He used to brag that his 79 (add twenty points to that then you got it right. My IQ is 98 — two points less of 100. I scored a 75 on the AFVAB. I am in the high average.) It’s not even worth a B-. An IQ of 130 isn’t too shabby, but it still won’t get a person into Mensa.
Since when did Mr. Pacione mysteriously add 20 points to his IQ? Was his new IQ test taken after he got out of high school? Even with a 98, assuming anyone believes it, he’s still below average.
Boycott all titles by Creeping Hemlock Press . . .
What is Hemlock Press? I’ve never heard of it. Does it matter?
Boycott Dubbyk Press while you’re at it . . .
That’s Dybbuk Press, genius.
The little fag who wrote the story between my son and I bragged about pirating An Eye In Shadows.
There’s just one tiny problem with that theory. Velmonturna never wrote the story. Whether he obtained a copy of Eye is unknown to me; I suspect he’s just saying so to piss off Mr. Pacione.
I know you got a copy of my story like everyone else that right there shows you deserve to be hung from a tall tree. What if someone did that to your books. Philbin if you’re reading this I want you to stop fucking my ass and get these fuckers.
http://www.nextcat.com/npacione
Nickolaus, Nickolaus . . . you SUSPECT that I might have a copy of your precious memoir. Suspicion does not equal proof. Prove it, little buddy.
I thought lynchings were a thing of the past, even in the rural South. Don’t you live around Joliet? SW of Chicago doesn’t exactly count as backwoods South, you know.
When did you last take your meds?
98 is in the average range, but there’s no way his full scale IQ is that high. 79 would be a very generous estimate. I place it at mid to high 60s at best, based on some years of experience working with the mentally challenged, and observing Nick for about that same amount of time.
That link provides some interesting data. I see Nick’s height continues to fluctuate. He’s listing it as 5’9″ now, which is an inch shorter than his most recent claims, and at least six inches taller than has been reported by folks who’ve actually met him.
It’s like I told you in the email I just sent you, Nick: by telling folks to boycott Creeping Hemlock Press, you’re introducing us to a wider audience.
Brian Keene and I thank you.
Though just to show I’m not completely insensitive, I hearby agree to boycott Dubbyk Press. How’s that?
I’ll boycott it also …. considering that Pacione did not spell it right. The word seems to give him fits. I see no problem with boycotting a nonexistant press. LOL
I’ve just started Dubbyk press and I have you to blame for my latest weeping fit.
Well, Phil, maybe we’ll reconsider once you post your submission guidelines … if you promise to publish our stuff! 😀