It’s official. We’ve decided to go for Indian food for dinner. It was that or Thai, but I can make Thai (or something very like it) at home. The only “Indian” spices in my cabinet are Madras curry powder, cumin, and garam masala. Sure, I have cloves, cinnamon, and coriander/cilantro, but I lack fenugeek, cardamom, etc., so Indian doesn’t quite work when I try to make it myself (unless I make paneer from scratch).
At the moment, it’s a toss-up in my mind whether to go for chicken vindaloo or chicken tikka masala. Interestingly, the latter is not even an authentic Indian dish. It’s a “westernized” dish, much the way chop suey isn’t really authentically Chinese. I love both dishes, but vindaloo’s probably easier on my waistline. Of course, it does lend a whole new meaning to the term “flaming asshole” the next day.
Mr. Pacione will read this sooner or later; I may add “Mr. Vindaloo” to my roster of aliases for him.
If anyone wants to tell me to my face that they pirated my books they can get all the information where to meet me here http://www.nextcat.com/npacione I’ll be hosting a basketball game too so if you think you can beat me in a pick up game I’ll be playing there too. You assholes want to spread my address around like cocksuckers well here is your chance to take me on one on one. I’ll be signing An Eye In The Shadows too so for those of you that want to give a middle finger to these pirating faggots visit http://www.nextcat.com/npacione to see where to find me.
That must be the “real” Nickolaus. His personality never fails to shine through his text. Hi, Nicky! *waves*
That is not me posting you bastards. As for the fake Nick, why the fuck are you going around posting as me when I haven’t posted here in a few days. When I really do post — I am not apologizing for shit. I am the real Pacione.
Had Indian last night. Since, like other Asian food, I always feel like I should order a dish that I can share with the others at the table, I never end up ordering vindaloo, because the effects you mention are a bit much for my fellow diners. So I’d say go for it. And I was thinking at the restaurant last night – Indian is one food where the entrees are the least interesting part to me. all the peripherals – pappadum, naan, pakora, chutneys – are what I really enjoy. Oh and that crazy rice pudding. I could eat a lot of that. Enjoy!
Oh, sorry, should also add – of all food, Indian and Thai may be the two that go best with beer. (Not that ANY food goes bad with it!) But those two really seem made for it, even more than other spicy food.
Whoever left all those comments in my nextcat page you can go to hell too — Stop flooding my websites with your bullshit that’s illegal what you are doing. Damn you bastards why can’t you let me enjoy some success and make a little money at the same time. Just for that I challenge anyone of your faggots to a fight at Gothicfest if you have the balls to see me in person. Gothicfest Oct 13 2007 at the Excalbier Nightclub I’ll be in Booth 9 at 5:00P if any of you fucking bastards want a piece of me. I was a high school wrestler and I took judo too. I learn five forms of hand to hand combat from my cousin too so it’s going to get bloody. Velmonturna if you show up I am going to pound your ass faggot. BURN IN HELL
Nick’ll be pounding ass?
Who’d have thought he preferred giving?
I always thought he wanted to be the catcher instead of the pitcher, if you catch my drift.
That’s what SJ said, too, Ben. *snicker*
“Velmonturna if you show up I am going to pound your ass faggot.”
Are you trying to pick me up? I’m not gay though so that might pose as a problem.
Velmonturna – I’m trying to hit on you you faggot! I want to crush your dick in my ass you cock sucking motherfucker! You think its funny to pirate my books? FUCK YOU AND BURN IN HELL! I. am. coming. for. you. I will sneak into your bedroom when you’re sleeping and do whatever I want to you, because you’ll be mine then! You hear that bitch? You’ll be MINE! You’ll be meeting the pointy end of my dick you faggot so I better see your little pussy ass at Gothicfest!
FUCK YOU BASTARD! I am the real Pacione. Quit impersonating me cunt its not funny any more. Yeah I want Velmonturna’s ass all right — in the site of a rifle. My mental health situation won’t let me get a gun lisense, but I can hire some body to shoot his ass for me. I’ll be dancing on his grave before he’s even buried and pissing on it too. Fuck with Pacione and your going to pay for it.
“Yeah I want Velmonturna’s ass all right”
Fag.
The dinner sounds good, though probably too spicy and adventuresome for wimpy ol’ me. Enjoy!
Isn’t it the Scots who have to accept the blame for Tikka Masala? The story (apocryphal though it may be) is that north of the border some Glaswegian ordered a curry at an Indian or Bangladeshi restaurant, got a plate of chicken tikka, signalled the waiter and asked for some gravy.
The funniest thing Nick has written:
“Yeah I want Velmonturna’s ass all right — in the site of a rifle.” — how does that make him sound less gay?
As long as Nicky doesn’t start shooting sapphire bullets of pure love at Velmonturna’s ass…