Pacione’s medical scare contest guidelines were so damn funny that I couldn’t resist parodying them. He mentioned nothing about fonts, margins, formatting, and where or how to send submissions.
Please note that it is advisable to have an ice pack and some aspirin nearby, should you choose to click on either of the above links.
Listen you dyke — I recommend you cease from stealing submission guidelines and trying to “parody’ them because you’re going to mislead people. I guess that does make you a sad cunt. You have no life, why don’t you play go eat what’s under the kitchen sink. What the fuck do you have to prove you little faggot? You and your faggoty boyfriend have nothing to prove but to prove that you’re the shittiest examples of human beings I’ve ever seen.
A dyke with a gay boyfriend? Nicky, you’re obviously blowing it out your ass, you twisted little pervert.
You are so confused, Nicky. Why don’t you let me put your head in a vice and adjust the fine tuning on your neck bolts?