I cannot take credit for this. Lloyd makes a “brief” appearance. *nyuk nyuk nyuk*
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voyxQeVrtdI]
July 13, 2010 by Rusty
I cannot take credit for this. Lloyd makes a “brief” appearance. *nyuk nyuk nyuk*
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voyxQeVrtdI]
How many cans of awesome did you have to buy to cook that one up?
This wins so many internets.
Indeed. That is great and shows the world the on again off again love affair between Nicky, and Lawrence Divorstine. I would pay it more than internets, but as you can see, I’ll soon be in debt up to my ears!
I laughed. I cried. I laughed. I cried. I died laughing.
You have murdered me, you bastards. ;D
P.S. About that phonecall audio. I’m willing to take a whack at it if you send it to autoaim (at) autoaim.org or submissions (at) etherealgazette.com. I think I’ve got a pretty good idea how to do it. You don’t even need anything fancy, Audacity will do. Split it into two tracks – blank out Angry’s voice in track 1 – blank out Peaches’ voice in track two – do whatever gain boosts and EQ filtering you need in track 1 – merge the tracks (mix and render) – should give you something pretty decent.
Thank you, I will send it to you Mr. Aim, although you have your work cut out for you. I’ve since turned off what I think was causing that to happen. Autoaim you have your work cut out for you, fair warning, but if you can salvage even a third of his responses, you shall have my sword sir!
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Angry: I am never, ever having sex again and it’s all your fault.
Excuse me while I go curl up in a corner and bash my head against the wall until I fall into a coma. Someone please feed my cats.
That’s sooooooooo cute!
OMG I’m laughing my butt off here in the heat.
it’s about 9pm here, and he’s back to sending me emails.
Absolutely no gratitude for not giving out her number which would make him kicked out from there and homeless.
No, he’s back to picking a fight with me and threatening my woman.
That’s what I get for letting his grandmother know I won’t call there anymore or give out their number, so he won’t be evicted…threats against my girlfriend. Rape threats against my girlfriend.
I don’t think she has to worry too much since I doubt Nicky can get it up anymore unless it’s for a hot guy…and if anything she’d take one look, point, and laugh at how small he is.
Perhaps the Morris police should pay him another call to check on him, and ask granny whether he’s been taking his meds.
lol thanks Mel I’m not worried to losing a woman willingly to Nicky (chloroform, kidnapping and rape…although those are things guys above 5’2 in shape do so nm) it’s the thought of it.
One EON here can attest to the fact I was worried he’d be kicked out over me pwning him on the phone this morning, and absolutely no gratitude. That’s call “lack of empathy” , right?
What I love is he acts like such a tough guy.
And everyone knows he couldn’t fight his out of a bondage sleepsack.
He’s about as tough as tapioca.
You can’t copyright “monikers”, Nicky.
You can register them as trademarks or service marks. Which you have to do with the Federal government. And you have to prove their link with an incorporated business entity, which also has to be registered with the state and perhaps with your municipality as well.
See, here’s the thing. You do have implicit copyright to your creative (I use that term loosely) work (though you can’t recover any financial damages if the copyright isn’t registered).
But there’s no such thing as implicit copyright to trademarks or service marks—those have to be legally registered to have any protection at all. I could open a male strip bar and call it “Lake Fossil Press” if I wanted, because you haven’t registered that as a trademark.
You’re welcome!
What a great idea, Jupiter. Bill it as an “underground nightclub.”
*slinks off to gut and filet a bass for dinner*
Rus you’re are crazy–in a good way.
That was well done.
Yes, very well done, but I somehow can’t help but think that someone needs to personally apologize to Linda Ronstadt for putting her work in such close proximity to Nikki.
I thought a picture of Daggy and Nick together, holding hands, would’ve made a good ending.
Now that Daggy is divorced, he can follow his admiration and passion for Nicky to its logical conclusion.
I came, I saw, I threw up in my own throat. Thanx!
I was merely sent a link to the video, and thought it worthy of sharing. The person who compiled it is full of win and awesome.