Screengrabs of the thread at SL that Matty bahleeted. I have through 29 replies. Don’t know if I missed any additional ones. Click twice on each one to view them full size.
Tin Foil Dave’s Advice for Writers
November 13, 2010 by Rusty
Posted in David Boyer, Doc Byron, Iron Dave, Legion of Nitwits | Tagged David Boyer, Doc Byron, Iron Dave, Legion of Nitwits | 55 Comments
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I love what Ramsey posted.
I love EVERYTHING Ramsey posts.
I hope Boyer gets a look at Ramsey’s comments.
So is “Tin Foil” trying to take Dagswine’s place as the bearer of bad advice?
If he posts an essay about how to make $5000 by selling other people’s stories, I’d say that trumps Dagswine.
Ahh but what illness will he suddenly come down with?
Cancer is old hat now. Rabies? A mutant form of rabies?
Or maybe he’ll post that he has spontaneously combusted and isn’t everyone sorry now.
Spontaneous human combustion. There you go. I don’t think either of them has claimed that one yet.
Looks like La Femme Nikita finally got wind of Keene’s new project.
Yeah. He’s a little slow on the uptake. I’m taking screengrabs, because I expect the whole thread to go bye-bye at some point.
Awww…I was hoping Matt would keep the entire thread as it was just for the laughs.
But we all know how it’s going to end: lots of posts deleted, Keene gets banned again, and Nicky will continue to force his fantasy world on the rest of the world until Kim finally has enough and has him committed again…
Here’s the linkage. Bryon’s Christ Keene photo is a classic.
http://shocklinesforum.yuku.com/topic/16834
The Christ-Keene is funny, but this is what really made me burst out laughing:
He sounds a little unsure about whether he’s pissed off or not.
“He was trying to make sure I got blastlisted ”
Oh the responses are funny. It’s pretty damn obvious Nicky isn’t comprehending any of the posts or is ignoring the “you steal titles from whoever you please” ones LOL LOL LOL
I can’t wait till Nicky spazzes out some more.
Although you know Matt will just delete it, or delete everyone who replies to Nicky.
He seems to have sodded off, he’s either gone crying to Matt about how mean we all are or he’s writing up a rambling blogpost about the subject.
I need to get a copy of Hear my Song though, such a fun little film.
Scroll down through the comments. Nicky issues his demands to Keene. Keene responds: http://www.briankeene.com/?p=4999#comments
NICKY: If you carry out your title LAKE FOSSIL, I will take a trip to where you live and drag you out of your house then beat the living fuck out of you and then I will go for Skullvines Press because that story is copyrighted by me.
KEENE: Well, that’s not very nice.
NICKY: I am not going to crawl on my knees in a floor covered with broken glass and shit to apologise for one of my strong statements. I am not asking you to change the title of your novella, but I am telling you to change it because it will confuse people with my series.
KEENE: Well, keep in mind, this is a working title. I was unaware of this situation until YoYoGod brought it up (see above). I’d certainly be happy to discuss it, and quite possibly change the working title. Sadly, none of your invective above has convinced me to do so. What *will* convince me is the following:
1. You publicly offer an immediate and sincere apology to my girlfriend.
I don’t think that’s asking too much. In the meantime, I hope that you enjoy the novella.
Nice to see he found sympathy from fellow Nitwit Bookhoard, aka Biledragon.
“Nicky, when you’re sitting around in the basement, wearing your grandmother’s underwear and smearing peanut butter all over yourself… do you actually have any moments at all where you stop and realize just how freaking insane you are?”
This is one of the best “in a nutshell” type replies I’ve seen in a while. I laughed and laughed and then I laughed some more.
That one made me laugh for a good couple of minutes in a “throw your head back and let loose with the laughter and who the hell cares if someone’s watching” laugh.
Best. Line. Evah.
Mary’s response is great, too.
He’s baaaaack!
Yeah, Paul’s a real piece of work.
He’s Paul Dracon/Paul Driggs, right?
Aka BileDragon . . . yeah.
As I said on the thread, I wonder who the top is in their relationship Bookhoard or Nikita?
Bookhoard gets to sit in the corner and watch Matty and Nicky go at it, but if he’s a very good boy then he can clean the mess up afterwards, with his tongue.
“I know damn well what it means you goddamned strumpet.”
The next time Matt Schwartz professes to be friends with Mary SanGiovanni, people should spam his email with this Pacione quote.
Want to be he doesn’t even know what the word strumpet means? :p
“I’ve busted my ass with Lake Fossil and I will not let anyone touch it unless they have my permission.”
Nikita, I think I can safely say that NOBODY wants to touch your ass, hahaha.
Also, “I learned about the thing of Brian Keene writing a novella called “Lake Fossil” from a few trolls on VampireFreaks.com”. Flamin’ hell, he FINALLY read what I wrote on Baupdets profile. It’s been there for ages now and I’ve seen him online about 10 times. I’ve been keeping tabs on it. Baupdeth must think he’s being stalked by me or something, cause I do believe his last week of page views is autoaim.cfg autoaim.cfg autoaim.cfg autoaim.cfg autoaim.cfg autoaim.cfg autoaim.cfg autoaim.cfg autoaim.cfg.
[insert grinning smiley here]
Final note: STRUMPET? Bwahahaha, are you kiddin’ me?
Along with a dozen or so views from an unregistered me, I think Nicky has just earned himself a new nickname, he is no longer ma little dumpling but Crumpet the Strumpet.
Keene for the win:
When I read Mr. Pacione’s wonderful invectives here, which are apparently fully supported and endorsed by this site’s proprietor, I find myself wondering how Shocklines could have ever failed as a business.
Anyway, to the point, as I’ve explained to you, Nicky:
1. I’m not creating a publishing company, nor am I using any of your ideas, intellectual property, or stories.
2. Lake Fossil is merely the working title for a bizarro novella I’m writing for Skullvines Press. I stress again… working title. I may decide to call it Binky the Dinosaur or Thin Thighs In Thirty Days or This Thread Has Run It’s Course. Or I may indeed decide to keep the working title of Lake Fossil. I would think a writer of your caliber is familiar with the term “working title”, yes?
3. The story is about a boy who moves to the mid-west town of Lake Fossil, and runs afoul of the people behind such children’s television programming shows as Binky the Dinosaur, and Cthulhu’s World (with Cthulhu’s pet Shoggoth Dorothy). If you have a story or novella titled Lake Fossil, and it deals with these specific themes and characters, then I fully apologize and will immediately change the working title. Ditto if you’ve trademarked the title.
4. Even if that’s not the case, I’m still not opposed to changing the working title, since you are obviously very passionate about it. All you have to do is offer a sincere apology to Mary, or make a charitable donation to one of these fine gay and lesbian charitable organizations ( http://www.gaycityusa.com/Charity.htm ) and I’ll be happy to concede to your rather strident and impassioned demands.
As always, best of luck with your continued writing and publishing efforts. You’re very special, and it’s always a delight to hear from you.
Regards,
Brian Keene
I would so watch a children’s show called Cthulhu’s World, and to hell with the fact I’m turning 40 in a few months. LOL
Nicky…calling women whores and saying you’re going to rape them so they have to carry your child (because no woman would abort any child produced by your rape right?) shows you have no respect for women. And the only reason you wouldn’t actually have the balls to hit or rape a woman is we would throw your unwashed ass in jail so you can get all the gay sex you could ever want.
I feel for his hands. They get raped every night and there’s no escape.
Hhahahaahahaaa! I’m going to be laughing at that one all day. 😀
Very entertaining, but wasted effort. Nicky is much too stupid to understand anything being communicated to him. My estimate of his IQ is getting lower and lower all the time. right now I’m guessing it’s in the high-50s.
If someone were to initiate an anthology of stories all titled Lake Fossil, I’d love to contribute something.
I’ve even got a title for it. We could call it A Lake Full of Fossils.
“Also, I’m thinking “An Eye in Shadows” would be a wonderful working title for my next project for Marvel Comics…”
Bwhahahahahaha!
We’re considering compiling the 3 Tabloid Terrors books into one, with new stories inside. I wonder if TABLOID PURPOSES would be a nice title for the omnibus.
Dooo it!
LOL
Meteornotes needs to have a Blog. “Ninjas juggling fire…”
Whoever is getting screen grabs of this needs to be paid by the hour, LOL!
I’ve got the whole thing. I suspect the pagination is a little different for people who are logged in, but it’s on page 11 now, and I have them all.
Awww it’s gone. I missed some of the fun as I was watching Great Migrations of all things.
And it’s gone.
Well it was fun while it lasted…
And Matt deleted the entire thing.
To be honest, though, the thread needed to go due to the inane and douchetastic words of the original poster.
Yes, but he should have let Bob Ford and Meteornotes’ comments stand. 😉
See my latest entry for all the screengrabs.
Boyer is back:
http://shocklinesforum.yuku.com/topic/16856
I am sorry now I ever wasted my time posting anything here. I’ve met more high class clientele in a barroom full of bottom feeders.
Davey, Davey, Davey. Social climbing will get you nowhere.