The nearest I can figure out is that Nicky lost $11 of the $15 he had in his pocket, so he blew the remaining $4 on a beer at some bar. Some guy at the bar took pity on him, gave him $10, and told him to buy himself another drink with it. He actually thanks the guy in the video, as if the dude will ever see it. I’m confused about whether he pocketed that $10, left, and it was enough to get him into the show at the other place, or whether he whined long enough at the concert venue that someone finally let him in for free.
Aside from Nicky’s awful vocal quality (sounded like he had screamed himself hoarse), he’s standing in a damn train station with trains roaring by, and half the time, he shows up as nothing but a wobbling black blob.
He’s going for broke (both figuratively and literally) this weekend, documenting his every move.
Is it wrong that I can’t stop laughing at the visual of him “pulling out the magazine to show the bus driver”…
And also the fact that there is A GIANT COCK behind him for most of the video.
The outdoor operator (company that owns the billboard space), JCDecaux, is best known in advertising circles for its aborted attempt to bring ad-supported, coin-operated public toilets to NYC. Cocks and public lavatories . . . oh, Nicky!
I love how he makes sure we know it was a miller genuine draft not a PBR :p
And how does he intend to tell his grandkids about the show when they start to go to metal shows when he can’t get a girl to sleep with him? LOL LOL LOL
Methinks Nicky really should be drinking Miller LITE. Although with the meds he’s taking, I can’t imagine that any beer at all is a good idea.
No, drinking ANY alcohol when you’re taking Seroquel is NOT a good idea, since the same enzymes that clean the alcohol out of your system clean up the Seroquel.
At the very least it will make it so that the Seroquel doesn’t work, and he never properly tox’s to it. At worst, he’s tearing the ever loving shit out of his liver, and given his physical life and condition his body is in, his liver can’t take too much damage.
I doubt he is taking his pills while in Chicago. It’d make him sleep all day and wouldn’t have the time to enjoy spending is $4 in town.
Just further proof he’s a goddamn moron who doesn’t follow his medication regimine, and doesn’t understand why other people who take Seroquel can function and he can’t.
He probably thinks he’s special, that Seroquel affects him differently than everyone else, instead of understanding that it takes 14-21 days to full tox into the medication’s saturation point, and then another 7-14 days to become acclimated to it so you have normal function.
If he’d take his goddamn medication like an adult, he’d find he’d be able to write more prolifically, more coherently, and be able to stay on task better.
But no, he’s the fabulous Illinois Sparkle Pony, so he’s “speshul” just like he’s always been told he is, so he isn’t properly toxing, his medication isn’t working correctly, and if he keeps it up, will start to take damage from the medication that is supposed to be helping him.
Just further proof he needs someone to watch over him like he’s a toddler with a shitty diaper.
This is seriously sad and at times like this, despite all the abuse, I do feel genuine pity for Nick. It doesn’t excuse his seeming crusade to become the world’s biggest asshole but damn. *shakes head*
Yeah, I agree with Neve. The next time he starts heaping abuse on me, I’ll be reminded that it’s some sad little creature with $15 in his pocket….that apparently he couldn’t hang onto. Jeez.
Hopefully his family and his doctors see these videos and realize how dangerous it is to let him go off by himself. Without someone to take care of him, he’d wind up dead.
And he’s not coherent. He sounds messed up.
He’s lucky someone spotted him $10 but he can’t hold on to a lousy $10? I mean, I’ve misplaced money before (who doesn’t), but I’m a Big Girl, with Big Girl Cards and have access to other money.
Someone is going to think he’s drunk and if he gets in someone’s face he’s going to be arrested – or punched. Cops will think he’s acting belligerent (or drunk or tweaked) and he’s going to get seriously hurt.
He did get arrested on one of his forays into Chicago, two or three years ago. The cops had to call his family, and his cousin had to drive all the way up there to get him.
He didn’t get $10. He was talking about when he went out on his 21st birthday, and he gave $10 to a guy who let him into a show without paying.
Nicky’s wondering around with nothing but a bus pass.
Which is worse. He has a bus pass and no money. And he can’t string a sentence together without running together fragmented memories. If he’s out and about and gets tagged by the cops they’ll find a reason to keep him locked up.
By then, I wonder what happens if he does get arrested again, and his family is contacted. Will they take pity on him and go bail him out, or will they finally just tell the cops to “keep him” and hang up?
Nicky going into Chicago for a long weekend with just fifteen dollars is insanity. He’s lost that. If he loses that bus pass, and I’ve a feeling he will, he’s screwed.
Well then, who in the hell was he thanking in that video?
When the guy said he’d put Nicky on the guest list, Nicky said, “Are you shitting me?! No way! Okay, dude, here’s ten bucks. Buy yourself something to drink. Thank you, bro!”
Decoding NickySpeak. Shittiest mutant power EVER.
Okay seriously, I don’t know if my first one went through, but this is sad and scary. *We* know we’s on medication, but regular people don’t. He staggers up to someone, and they’ll think he’s drunk (or high or tweaking) and he’s going to get hurt.
The police will think he’s acting belligerent and he’d going to get cracked in the head.
Plus, he can’t hang on to $15.00 and somehow he’s supposed to be a promoter? Sure I lose money (who doesn’t) but I have access to a Big Girl Card and can get more.
For some odd reason, your comments keep getting routed into the spam queue. I don’t have any keywords, partial IPs, or anything like that set up to send to spam, so it’s nothing I can go in and change. But, if it makes you feel any better, about 20% of my own comments get sent to spam. I’m beginning to suspect there’s a time limit on typing replies that gets exceeded to make that happen. It usually happens to me when I have to answer the phone, or go do something in the middle of composing a reply, and finish it a couple of minutes later.
*grin* I’ll remember that in the future. Sometimes I think it’s my crappy connection.
I tend to wander off when I’m writing one. Right now, I’m eating cake!
His voice is RIDICULOUS in this video. It’s actually kind of scary.
I also love how he says he’ll tell his grandkids about it but first he needs to find a woman who will take him for that to happen, not to mention that it didn’t sound like a very exciting time.
I also find it quite humorous how in the description, Nicky claims to be some part of the success of the metal scene in Chicago, and it’s overall standing in the American metal scene.
“What my ex-room mate wasn’t aware of, my luck is very well known in the metal community in Chicago and tonight I wasn’t acting like the writer or publisher. I was just a regular guy now but had a blast at a kick ass metal show with the reason why Chicago and the Chicago area is so well known in terms of how heavy metal is done in America.”
Going to shows does not make you a major part of the scene. He really needs a reality check.
I listen to heavy metal music on occasion that makes me part of the metal scene! Well according to Nicky’s standards it does. LOL
I liked a metal video on Youtube, I am adding Metal promoter to my resume.
What does being a metal dj in high school make you?
The next Bruce Dickinson, as long as you don’t forget the cowbell.
Good to know, now if I can find a T.A.R.D.U.S
Watch for fireworks coming soon. I just filed my DMCA counter notification with Google/Blogger. The blog post that Nicky objected to will be back up within 10-14 business days.
Assuming Google/Blogger adheres to the law a little better this time around.
Holy shit! The voice!! lol
His grandkids? Does nikki has a right to visit his own kid?
I got this from Nicky today:
“What the hell you want from me? Why the FUCK are you after me asshole, leave my friends in Montreal alone asshole. ..”
I like how he told me that 50 of his friend from Montreal were going to kick my ass and now he’s began for a truce! ^^
Also
“and stay the fuck away from my sister ”
I don’t know who’s going after his sister but I’m pretty sure it isn’t me..
You posted a link to her Facebook, therefore by Nicky logic you’re going after her.
Nobody’s going after his sister. Just knowing how to spell Stephanie is enough to trigger that sort of accusation from the Nickster.
Nicky doesn’t know where his son is and never will due to death threats he made against me, my family, his (then infant) son, case workers, lawyers, the judge, and the adoptive family. He doesn’t even know his son’s changed name.
Thank god! I was really hoping for something like that.
I guess that explain why he told me that he was leaving “codes” in his books for his kid to find him. ๐
LOL that makes him even more pathetic….because if ‘Vinnie’ knew Nicky he wouldn’t need codes to find him. Nicky the dumbass tells the world where he lives.
He tends to get all wimpy and beggy when his threats fail…
What’s funny is that his sister is more of a man than he is.
She made it through Basic Training.
If she’s in AIT or permanent party, she probably has something else Nicky hasn’t managed to successfully have in years.
An active sex life, friends, and a social life.
And unlike him, she has value and is a contributing member of society.
I wonder how she feels knowing that she’s busting her ass and putting herself in harm’s way while her brother, who talks all kinds of smack about how he’s her “guardian”, lives in a basement and leeches off the government?
She’s in JROTC (first year, I believe). Unlike the deal offered to college students for ROTC scholarships, she doesn’t actually have to join the military for four years, or whatever, after she graduates.
Does anybody ever do JROTC, then go on to do ROTC in college, or is it more of an either/or deal? None of the high schools I attended offered JROTC programs, but I knew a bunch of ROTCs in college.
Correct. JROTC helps, but it is not a requirement to be accepted into a service academy: West Point (Army) Annapolis (Navy Marine), New London (Coast Guard) or Colorado Springs (Air Force) or a state run ROTC program.
If Stef decided to enlist, she’d go in as a E-3 (PFC for army, lance corp for Marines, A1C for the air farce, or seaman for the navy.
I thought she graduated from JROTC and Basic, from a couple of his blatherings where he “welcomed” her to the Navy, like a fucking Admiral or something, and where he was talking about “I didn’t make it as far as you, because I’m a disabled vet, but because of that I was able to write this story, buy the magazine and check it out, sis, and have your friends buy it too, because I wrote this after I got disabled in the Navy!” or some shit.
Still, if she sticks with it for longer than a month, she’ll still have beaten his service record.
Plus, she probably smells better than him.
And by probably, I mean: Definitely smells better unless she ran 20 miles in full gear and then did a mock firefight in a slaughterhouse being used to store raw sewage after she hid in a tank for 2 hours to pop the CO’s MILES gear and win the exercise, and then went 2 weeks without bathing after getting mold on her uniform and hiding under a bag of hooker assholes smeared with sour cream and left in the sun.
So, translation: No probably about it. She’s a functioning human, of course she smells better than the Sparkle Pony.
I think she is just a freshman in high school or sophomore at the most. This is her first year of it. (Note she was born in 1995 and is two years older then my daughter.)
Hell if she started in September/October and made it through Christmas break, she is still more than a man than Nikki.
He’s back on Twitter:
That was in response to the woman’s tweet about watching the Chicagoland spirit dwindle after the Bears’ loss. Oy.
http://asylumproduction.ning.com/photo/new-author-photo?context=user
God I love the long rambling descriptions he has to add to everything.
So, he tells everyone which cousin loaned him the jacket, and admits to taking porno pics of his former roomie — with her camera? Jeez.
“She had her door cracked open and she went to bed with her hair falls in place getting ready for H.I.M.”
That is just so wrong I almost puked! Can you imagine having nikki watching you in your room… That’s really fucked!
I wonder if the camera he “borrowed” from her is the one he eventually stole when he finally got kicked out of the apartment. Months later, he posted either a video or a still of himself holding up a camera, with an explanation that it was the one he stole from her.
Wait, did his room mate know Nick was going to take porn pictures of her?
Was the H.I.M. Nicky, or her boyfriend, and while she was laying there, fantasizing about her boyfriend and idly masturbating while she was waiting, did Nicky sneak up to the cracked door and take pictures of her?
Because I honestly can’t think of scenario where I’d let a filthy hunchback who’s breath smells like an open grave and who’s body odor is reminiscent of dead hobo take ANY pictures of me, much less pornographic ones.
Thanks for this, I just dry heaved.
It would have been her boyfriend she was waiting for, not Nikita.
Hi, long-time reader, first-time commenter.
Just to quell everyone’s disgust, H.I.M. is a band.
Still creepy that he was watching her get ready, though.
Ah. Silly me. I thought Nicky was just abusing capslock and punctuation. Again.
This photo, washed with a green filter, is his new facebook image.
” I am proving to that harpie out east that I am no retard. I am not a joke in the Chicago scene.”
He’s talking about me there. I kept calling him a retard in chat, telling him that he’s a joke because the guys that held the camera for him in the mosh pit were making fun of him and he was too retarded to realise it and posted the video anyway. He kept getting angrier and angrier each time I called him that, so I poked him with a stick.
He might actually have a point about not being a joke in the “Chicago scene.” In order to be a joke, he has to be well enough known. The handful of people who have heard of him no doubt think he’s a joke, but there aren’t enough of them.
“I am actually dressed to the nines here, and damn I rival my ex-room mate doing it because I actually do the Gothic without the fecking make-up.”
Yeah because wearing a regular old leather jacket is so dark and gothic! And dressed to the nines? Is this really what he considers dressed up? This is dressed DOWN and casual. I guess it’s better than a hoodie sweatshirt.
“I take the denim and leather look then give it some refinement. I have to thank my cousin Adam for loaning me his 3/4 .leather because my jacket I wore in wouldn’t cut it.”
Because nothing is more refined than borrowing someone else’s clothes. Poseur wannabe.
I dress more gothic than him.
He’s not dressed “to the nines”, he’s wearing a borrowed jacket, pants he hasn’t washed in a month, a T-shirt that is probably packed with dead skin between the threads, and underwear that hasn’t been white since it was in package, not to mention shoes that probably stink to high heaven.
If that’s his idea of dressing up, no wonder he can’t get a woman, and any date is Taco Bell.
Can you imagine him going up to the maitre-de, stinking the way he does, in his filthy stained clothing, and lisping out “Table fffffffor two, pleathe.”
The guy would spray mace in Nicky’s eyes and hit the panic button.
Really, getting picked up by the cops would be the best thing that could happen, provided they get him a damn psych eval and an involuntary 14-day at the very least.
Agent P is reporting:
The only items on Nikkitas facebook wall are is opinions on the ‘metal scene’. Also there is a new picture up which is his ‘Public face of his imprint’, of course its been washed through a green filter so it looks like crap.
From vf:
Flakeflossing writes: “anyone one with limp bizkit on their band list — lost some cool points there. :laughing: FUCK YOU DURST
“Rest in Peace — Dawn Crosby the patron saint of female fronted THRASH METAL. 1963-1996. If you were only still alive to this day. anyone want to lobby with me to get a Dawn Crosby Memorial on this site.”
“Pitch Black has spoken for the loose copy of the memoir but I still have one available for $15.00 then tossing in Issue 9 into the mix for $8.00 that would be $23.00 for everything and this ships tomorrow when I get the labels printed off. They will both be signed and personalized unless you know who The Room Mate is about I will offer Darkened Horizons: Issue 3 in it’s place and that one will go for $10.00. I am waiting for my best friend Jason Hink to get a hold of me because he’s getting a hold of another friend of mine, my best friend of 24 years. I did a new vid on here. When I sell the other two things, that will ship too. I need to pay my cousin Mike back $12 for a house phone. If you want me to get this to you I will have it for you upon request. I can’t call out north or outside of the areas of 815 or the rest of north east illinois. “
It sounds like Nicky’s lost his long distance calling priviliges.
I wonder whether his family got stuck with the bill for him, even though it’s supposed to be under his name, paid for by him. It seems every month, he manages to rack up a $200+ phone bill, which we know he can’t afford. If a family member had to co-sign as a guarantor, given Nicky’s poor/nonexistent credit record, in order for his phone company to agree to provide service for Nicky’s line(s), that person would get stuck with the bill whenever Nicky defaults on payment.
Could it be because he recently made both home phone numbers public again, and now the family is pissed?
@PG: I suppose that could be the case, but allowing him only local/regional calling won’t stop him from doing that again, especially since those were his numbers, not the one for the general household. This seems more designed to keep his cost down.
I’m not aware of any EoNs calling Nicky, but that doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened.
Wait – why do friends of friends have to get a hold of best friends of 24-years?
I simply text mine, or send an e-mail or pick up the phone. In other words, I have contact information for my best friends of indeterminant length.
When you can’t contact then by basic, simple means, you can drop both the *best* and *friend* prefix.
True. Me and my best friend, John Bomber, talk every couple months, and I’ve known him since 1987, and another friend of mine I’ve known since 1983. We rarely see each other, but we can pick up the phone or shoot off an email any time to talk to one another.
Nicky fails at relationships like he’s failed at everything else.
Is he crying in that video? He looks close to tears. And is he drunk or something? Why does he sound like that? I have to agree with folks that videos like this do elicit some (smaaaallll) degree of pity. He looks very unwell.
He does look like he’s in horrible shape. It’s really sad to watch, but I can’t really feel too sorry for him, given his shenanigans on Exile Asylum yesterday that got him re-banned. Most of the folks he attacked didn’t poke him with a stick first; some didn’t respond at all.
He’s back on darkwriters.
i just got this love note on my profile there
You know you didn’t have to take your anger out on my first book. I guess you’re happy with the editor whose got the shoddy stalking practices, she cost me a talented writer but I wouldn’t be plunking down the money where he’s published with now though. But one thing is this the line up in the recent issue will have my credibility in the heavy metal community here in Chicago. You had to pull your pant down and leave a steamer on my lawn with that post.
I thought that an editor with shoddy practices was one who can’t spell the contributor’s names right in the TOC and then calls them a troll and a faggot for asking him why the magazine has a different title on the front and back covers…
none of the other editors i’ve worked with have done anything like that.
And Nicky, you told me you were going to stop me from getting published ever again, I’ve sold 3 more stories since then… Your quest to end my career as a writer is going as well as your career as a writer is.
OK, I’ve been away for a couple of days. didn’t realise this was already old news.
I’m seeing a parody video of the Chicago trip, with Matchbox 20’s “Unwell” as the theme song, in Nicky’s future.
I thought issue 11 was almost ready to roll? He’s hitting up a model/writer from Illinois on Exile for a story and offering to take her picture too.
“Say — I am looking for a writer for the mag. This is local issue and looking for some scary creative nonfiction. The stories being between 4500 to 6500 words there and I will do your photograph if you’re willing to get me for the shoot. I can’t drive. I will give you my actual location when you e-mail me I am here http://stores.lulu.com/lakefossilpress. IF you want a sample Issue I will get you a pdf of nine.”
http://asylumproduction.ning.com/profile/KiriAnnFischer?xg_source=activity
I’m honestly looking forward to the reviews for 11, mainly since he was so desperate for stories he engaged in some good old fashioned nepotism.
you would think that issue 11 was ready to print seeing as Issue 12 has been out for at least 2 months…
I think he’s still waiting for all those extended family members he recruited to submit their stories. He might as well call it Issue 11: The Nepotism Edition.
The Nicky page at Encyclopedia Dramatica is deleted.
ed supposedly went down over the weekend due to lake of funds for server costs.
oh hes going to be crowing about that sooner or later. Bet he says it was him who got it pulled.
Well the site itself is there, but Nick’s page was flushed by a user, states as much on the page.
Why is there a large cock in the background?
That is the $64,000 question. ๐
To make up for the large pussy in the foreground.
Yeah, ok, it was a easy joke. But did you SEE that mosh video?!
I found the following from Nicky when I clicked on a random profile on Exile.
“what I am looking to do is a documentary about a homicide that I was haunted by for many years because it was a former friend of mine who did it. I am looking to revisit the crime scene and everything — the photographs will be of me at the crime scene as it was in 1993. I am planning to retrace the steps of where the murder happened and how they were lured out.”
And of course if he goes through with it the “documentary” will really be all about him and the crappy story he wrote.
It’s this kind of shit, using other people’s tragedy for personal gain,, that makes me hate him soooo bad.
This isn’t bipolar problems, this is evil self-centered douchebag stuff.
Nicky is already begging for money again on FB:
If he can’t pay his phone bill they’ll shut off his service which means no calling or net for nicky until he pays it. That wouldn’t be a bad thing.
My heart bleeds for him.
“to some of the friends with the higher friend counts” The hell does that mean?
Oh, he’s ready to cry pour little girly!
So who is he talking to that cost him so much long distance?
Basically he wants his friends who have lots and lots of Facebook friends of their own to post the link to his chipin and beg on his behalf. All in the hope that wider exposure than his crappy little website will result in some real cash rolling in to cover all his debts, particularly since all he’s managed to drum up so far is two cents.
I’d put money down on calling M.O.T.Y, lil sis, prank calls and threats.
I would add calling support at Google, and various web hosts in an effort to get people’s accounts/websites removed from the internet. Being on hold for half an hour at a time adds up, if it’s a toll call.
The only reason he’s going to cry is because Oh noes if I don’t pay my bill I lose my internet!!!!
For fuck’s sake, he gets like $675/mo from SSI, he pays only like $250/mo for rent/board, what the shit is he spending the rest on? Tranny porn and gay sex in the bathroom of the nearest Greyhound station?
And he’s got a long distance bill? WTF, over? Who the hell doesn’t get an unlimited package nowadays anyway?
Just further proof that he’s a moronic cock-goblin that doesn’t even have the basic skills to take care of himself.
Change Greyhound to Morris Travel Center.
Anyway his associated costs are ‘medicine,’ multiple copies of his books to give away, fast food, whatever chips and crap are available at 7-11, and really bad booze.
He claimed he only pays $100/month in rent. The boi costs his grandparents more than that in groceries per week.
He’s on a roll over at rightly conservative too.
Behold the hatred that is Princess Nikki!
“http://rightlyconservative.ning.com/group/illinois/forum/topics/damn-my-worst-nightmare-came?xg_source=activity
It’s way too early in the day here to deal with that particular brand of hateful bigotry. He’s such an asshole.
Nick is a vile, hateful piece of shit. Every time I start to feel pity for him, he goes and does something as disgraceful as this. He perverts Christianity and spews the kind of hateful filth that the basic tenets of Christianity preach against. He twists the words of others to try to support his straw house of foul bigotry and fear.
Marriage is simply a union between two souls who love each other and promise faithfulness, devotion, and understanding to each other. It’s a beautiful expression of lifelong commitment and love between two people who have been lucky enough to find each other. These are things Nicky will never know and never have.
And for someone who claims to be so staunchly “heterosexual,” he can’t go one single post without mentioning ass-raping. Way to keep it classy, Nickles!
what in the hell does he mean by ex-cousin?
I can’t see his post because I’m at work, buth he’s probably talking about Kim. She’s his cousin’s wife, but he’s all pissed at her because she actually tries to step in and curb his bullshit.
Yup, he means Kim. She’s in the process of getting divorced from Mike, Nicky’s cousin. Kim is a fantastic woman, who has her own physical problems with MS. Nobody else has ever tried to help Nicky.
he has quite the tendency of driving people away from the sounds of it. No wonder he’s a hermit pretty much.
“I spoke out strongly against homosexuality since year one but they’re raping what marriage is in the ass.”
Paging Dr Freud. Please come quickly.
In the words of the immortal George Carlin, “Would somebody just put a dick in that guy’s mouth, please? ‘Cause that’s what he wants.”
Nikki got slapped down!
Over on his latest hate filled anti-gay rant:
“Reply by Melissa (Admin) 28 minutes ago
Two points: 1) I don’t like this post because it really seems offensive, mostly the language; 2) This site is about the injustices of the gov’t and how to get in under control, because they are supposed to be working FOR US.
That being said, our gov’t should NEVER be ruled by religion. I am a baptist, quite religious. But religion should NEVER be the basis by which public policy is determined. As a strict constitutionalist, our constituion TELLS US that all men are created equal. Regardless of our reglious beliefs our GOV’T should treat ALL MEN equally.
If your religion tells you to advocate for something other than what your gov’t is doing, FINE. That becomes a PERSONAL issue to push and advocate for: not something the gov’t should adhere to. I’m fine with that. But the GOV’T should not be in the position of picking winners and losers.
Now, that being said, I’m all about gay folks having the same “rights & responsibilities” as heterosexual folks that get “married.” I’m not sure I want to call it marriage. I mean, in my mind they don’t call it HETERO, they call it HOMO. There ARE names that describe things and I don’t think a name or a “label” has to necessarily mean hate or bigotry. And most of my friends that are gay don’t mind that. But in every sense of the word there should be the same recognition under the GOV’T that everyone is equal. THAT is a right. : )
Nick, you have a right to your beliefs, but the way in which you’ve worded this blog, I don’t like it. This isn’t the appropriate forum for this type of a blog. Your position is your own, but the words used are little too much. Please modify it or I’m going to have to. You can get your same message across with different, softer words. And I’m not asking you to be “PC.” I’m asking you to seem less HATEFUL. There’s a way to do it. Please try.
I don’t agree with Lloyd about the “make a fist” comment. I mean, come on, we can use imagery without getting a little nuts like the whole “crosshairs” conversation from two weeks ago. I live in Arizona. Those liberals made FOOLS out of themselves trying to apply that ridiculous narrative to the shooting. We LOVE guns here!
Reply by Melissa (Admin) 27 minutes ago
And please, let’s not get on the “threaten the president” schtick. No one is threatening anybody as far as I can tell. But, the post is a BIT MUCH, Nick.
Nicky posted his article about the Tuscon guy. Apparently, he posted it before his big weekend in Chicago, but only linked to it this morning over on Rightly Conservative.
I skim read that. God it’s bad. It did contain this line that made me spit out my coffee.
“I can control the insanity in a positive way, but people dread the idea of me getting my hands on a pistol. ”
Too fucking right Nicky. you’re so fucking dumb you’d probably shoot your own hands off and we’d miss all the fun you give us.
Like Nicky could ever afford a gun…and that’s assuming he could convince the State of Illinois that he was sane enough to be licensed to buy one (Illinois has some of the most draconian gun laws in the U.S.). And if he did somehow manage to get one, does anyone think that he has enough strength in those pudgy hands to operate the slide on one? Maybe if he got a revolver….nah, even one of those would be too complicated for Nicky.
Nicky probably couldn’t even figure out where the safety is on a CO2 pellet gun.
The federal form 4473 will make sure he’d never be able to buy any type of firearm; .22 pistol/rifle, shotgun, deer rifle, ‘assault weapon’ or handgun. For giggles, look at the link below specifically questions 11e through 11 i.
http://www.ocshooters.com/Gen/Form-4473/ATF-Form-4473.htm
Now its another story if a family member buys one, lets him fondle it, or leaves it out and accessible. BTW Illinois’s gun laws suck because of Chicago/Rockford/Aurora gang crime.
Hoo boy. He’ll never be able to buy and register one legally, but he’s got access to one or more, though, assuming his family member who owns them (Uncle Don, I think) neglects to lock them up properly.
For giggles,
Here is the Illinois FOID application, which is needed to purchase/possess a weapon and ammo.
http://www.moultriesheriff.com/media/complete/6-181.pdf
This line stood out to me:
I was there the day it happened in ’93, and was also there on 9/11. So what? Those freaks weren’t gunning for me specifically. And they sure as hell weren’t gunning for a retard from Chicagoland who happened to visit the city sometime in 1993.
I didn’t know anyone who died in either incident, so as callous as it may seem, like 6 million other “Bridge and Tunnelers,” was worried about the disruption in mass transit, and how we were going to manage to get home.
I just endured that video. Wow… I can’t understand half of what he’s saying, and the rest is just sad…
Lost in the net somewhere.
Spam queue, I’m afraid. I freed it.
Good for a while I thought it was just me. Glad to see it is just a timeout issue.
โI can control the insanity in a positive way, but people dread the idea of me getting my hands on a pistol. โ
That’s a couple of times now that he has mentioned people dreading him getting a hold of a gun. Apparently he indulges in fantasies of murderous intent. Now we all know he makes a lot of idle threats, but being that there are guns in his household, the possibility of him snapping one day is a very real threat. Especially since his mental state seems to be deteriorating.
And that’s why Uncle Don needs to make sure they are locked up, out of reach of Peachypoo at all times.
If he has access to guns and ammo, he could be joining the arizona shooter by making headlines, and not in the way he hopes.
Squat idiot ends up in A&E with rifle up his rectum.
New and mercifully short Asylum blog up.
“The Monster Amongst Man is on the Den
http://www.authorsden.com/nickolausapacione — this has a video that goes with it and it’s posted on the Den. Completed work too. This will tie some people over until I get the one story done. I am doing some reviews on another site and will talk about the whole weekened on the video I did on VampireFreaks.com of the aftermath. I don”t post works on blogs anywhere because I made it a practice of that since my livejournal years.
As some of you got in the inbox I was introducing the people I invited here personally. I also have a thread that will is a Q&A for Ray Nelson on the short stories section. Photos will be coming soon as I get the google photo editing program downloaded. I am doing a chipin right now to help me fix some of my expenses too. I have a few people posting the link for me to help me out here because I found out that I am in bad shape (very bad shape) with my band account.
It’s hard to think about writing new material when that’s looming over my head. But I will have the reviews posted on another location. For the links to the reviews, send me a message privately and I will get the links to you.”
Band accounts, very serious business.
W.T.H.? D and K are nowhere near each other on the keyboard.
Oh Nikki.
neither are Z and L but he got my name as Zyth in the ToC for EG10
If you’re touch typing then D and K are the middle finger of left and right hand on the middle row and quite easy to mix. It’s just a case of wrong hand. Z and L on the other hand, different row, different finger.
Not that I think Nikki gets d and k mixed through touch typing – that’s just through being a dick.
or even a Kicd
Okay, so today Nikki is back to posting non-pertinent, self-absorbed/aggrandizing replies to other people’s posts.
The OP writes
Fair enough. Just a regular, “Hey guys, I’m feeling under the weather, feel free to send a good thought my way” kind of post.
Nikki’s reply:
He can’t even get the name of Donna’s publishing company right.
http://asylumproduction.ning.com/profiles/blogs/pi-would-just-like-to-set
Mother of God of all that is good and holy. Put your drinks down and get a garbage can.
Ron Jeremy he ain’t writes: “I actually gave Stephanie the sex talk and made the joke, “If you don’t want a Nick running around, wait until you get married” implying I am a teen pregnancy. I want to talk to teen mothers to say if their father is out of the picture, they’d turn up as jaded as me. I am their kid’s future.
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Jenocidal Doll Meeting u could be a vote for abstinence… Or suicide. Either one is good.
โRon Jeremy “:laughing: I vote A. I believe suicide is a selfish way out. Well all joking aside here Jeno, I’ve been talking to teen mom’s in chatrooms about not getting pregant. I made my own error having a son out of wedlock, I really wanted to wait but for a guy 22 years old is like a woman at 15 having a kid.
My mother actually went to college the same time I did. I made her blush a few times on campus when I would have the loud dicebled belch (my sister could also do this. When I heard her do this, I blush.)
I gave my mother the nickname “Doubleshock” because people would see my mother with both myself and my sister and then ask why such a long span between the two.”
Jenocidal Doll Uh huh.
Oh if ever the need for a something awful vomit/suicide icon…
If he’s talking to teen moms…his message is a little late, no?
I think it’s really creepy that he’s going into chat rooms specifically looking for teenage girls half his age. He’s a little young to be having a midlife crisis, but even then, guys tend to go for sports cars, trophy wives, or switch careers, not troll for teens.
He’s always chased after girls much younger than himself. I saw it all the time in mason city. He’d beg me to take him to say the post office…I drop him off and next thing I see is him racing down the road after girls that were MAYBE freshmen in high school that he claimed he knew from ‘church’.
Did he even go to church in IA? I seriously doubt he’s been near one in years, except maybe to sneak around the graveyard at night.
I’m not sure he went often, but he hung out with a lot of young kids he claimed were christians and that he’d met at church. I have no idea what church, if any, though. He’d hang out with really weird christians at the mall and in parking lots too.
@Mel,
He wasn’t a Vampire LARPER was he?
Shhhh Baup ๐
I think it’s quite obvious Nick makes the filthiest Nosferatu look clean and the craziest Malkavian both cool headed and rational.
*splurfles and giggles*
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Thank you, kind sir.
Perfect!
Linkfail. *sigh*
Follow up:
“Jenocidal, It means that nick has no idea what he’s talking about.That’s why he’s on disability.
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Rob Lipper Casper Phoenix Just tell nick to shave his head and stop looking like a lady for once…”
Two things that make me lul
1)Nikki sounds like I did getting excited over little shit at gigs when I was 16…the fact hes more than twice as old as that is lulzy.
2)Who ever goes out with JUST 15 bucks? Like when I go out I’ll spend about 50 pounds(Near the 100 dollars mark) on alcohol alone, yet Nikkis “superstar flying author” career can only permit him 15 bucks, which 11 of he loses(If its not a ten and a 5 theres a good chance its all in “loan me one dollars” that have been saved up).
Nicky just got spanked by the admin over at Rightly Conservative: http://rightlyconservative.ning.com/group/illinois/forum/topics/damn-my-worst-nightmare-came?xg_source=activity
LOL.
Rather than editing his post, the way the admin suggested, I predict Nicky will try to make a case for himself, and make it worse.
“I’m not sure I want to call it marriage. I mean, in my mind they don’t call it HETERO, they call it HOMO.”
This from the Admin there.
Kinda missing the point on why THEY (whoever they are) use different names for two different sexual preferences.
I’m surprised he hasn’t been on yet over there to argue or start flinging fecal matter like a monkey on crack.
http://asylumproduction.ning.com/profiles/comment/list?attachedToType=User&attachedTo=1gdq3c1zqq8g7&commentId=3959468%3AComment%3A187097&xg_source=activity
LOL That’s just rich Nicky telling someone else to keep a grudge match off the site. The only making it a grudge match is you Nikki. Though you’re too stupid to realize that you are the one that starts everything.
@Ninja,
HaHa! That was perfect!
It’s true, he’s too retarded to realize that Jenocidal Doll is making fun of him, just like those guys in the video he posted of him in the mosh pit!
You know, every time I read that headline, my brain sees: Nicky loses $11, Blows 4 for Beer.
Still, he protests a bit much when he claims he doesn’t go after underage girls. He knows all the slang, and throws a screaming fit when you tell him to leave young mothers or underage girls alone.
Still, a sex talk from Nikki to his sister? That’s like one of the most uncomfortable and disgusting things I can think of.
I bet it was nothing but stammering and immature giggling on his part, coupled with a look of utter horror and disgust on her face
“I actually gave Stephanie the sex talk and made the joke, โIf you donโt want a Nick running around, wait until you get marriedโ implying I am a teen pregnancy. I want to talk to teen mothers to say if their father is out of the picture, theyโd turn up as jaded as me. I am their kidโs future.”
So he thinks his kind of crazy comes from being the product of teen pregnancy and no father in the picture? Really? It does make a good horror story to tell the young’uns in favor of abstinence. Nobody would want another Nicky running around. Just not for the reasons he’s trying to convey, LOL!
What nikki says to its future models
” I recently
worked with Ray Nelson of They Live fame. Model front is still;
relatively new for me. I was trying to get into the model direction
with Issue 12.”
Given his preference for young girls they may not even be old enough to know the movie ‘they live’.
Nicky forgot to mention the part about how the model has to buy him a meal at a greasy diner and also needs to send her dad to pick him up.
We all knew he was going to milk it for all it was worth but it still makes me sick to see “recently worked with Ray Nelson of They Live fame”. You didn’t work with him, you opportunistic sparkle pony, you just begged him to let you reprint one of his old stories.
Someone should go on to where he’s bragging about that bullshit and tell the truth about the whole thing.
Let’s see him explain away the truth.
The best bit is that in his intro to the issue he even admits Mr Nelson never sent him a copy of the story, he had to lift it from a Geocities website and correct some of the transcription errors.
Some, but by no means all, of them.
He can’t afford to pay the models, and the only other option would be if they agreed to do it for their portfolio/exposure. His books/magazines do not sell, so there’s no exposure to be had and what camera does he plan on using? He’s no photographer and cannot offer anything of quality, so what is his REAL game, hmmm?
He wants to talk about Scripture with them. What else could it be?
Heh getting to ‘know’ them the biblical way.
Yargh, now I need some brain bleach!
You’ll have answer to that and many other question sooner than you think! *Insert evil laugh* ๐
http://nickyranting.blogspot.com/2011/01/right-here.html
๐
Nicky’s music reviews on VampireFreaks have been a source of some amusement for me for some time. His latest can be found here: http://vampirefreaks.com/musicreviews/comment.php?entry=4424
I LOL’d at the following:
And
Now what all this has to do with an actual review of the CD, I have no flipping clue. But it’s comedy gold.
Who in the hell mistakes a magazine for a wallet or a pocket? Rhetorical question, I know.
Anyway, it’s hilarious that he admits to getting kicked out of a place (or not gaining admission — it’s hard to tell which), going to some bar to wait until the band members show up, and then they have no clue who he is.
Seriously? How are these not deleted? My eight year old could probably write a more coherent factual review, not some fan-boi dissertation of crap that his ‘reviews’ pass for.
Nikki, here is a hint; no one cares if you are a fan boi/stalker. Reviews are supposed to be about the musicians, album, songs, production, similar sounding bands, and writing style; instrumental and lyrics.
As a hint the next time you try to ‘write’ a review, you simpleton hack, google/bing/yahoo search “How to write a music album review”.
Unfortunately I was drinking a carbonated beverage when read his next latest review. Unfortunate because of this tidbit:
My nasal passages suffered minor injury.
Link to review didn’t post. It’s here: http://vampirefreaks.com/musicreviews/comment.php?entry=4423
*sigh* hot cocoa all over the place. My gypsy cat is not amused, but I sure as hell am. And wow…Nicky the gothic unicorn shops at wal mart what a rebel!
Mine would have, too, had I not put down the beverage first.
Oh sweet Jesus! Please make this so.
Follow-up to Ron Jeremy’s sex talk post
“I know damn well what I am talking about Casper. Don’t make me look like a dick on my own facebook wall.
Jenocidal Doll You don’t need help with that u just fine on your own. LOL
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Ron Jeremy: ” True to that Jen — Lipper likes to make a fool out of me because I couldn’t get ito Cafe Lura for free and caused me to waste my guestlist on another event.
Jenocidal Doll Dose that really have anything to do with anything? I guess name dropping makes u feel special.
Ron Jeremy: “Jen — it’s more him. He got mad because I couldn’t get him in on a few places and when he was offered he was going somewhere else. So Bob, listen man don’t hijack a post man.”
He really has no idea that Jenocidal Doll is making fun of him. That takes a special brand of cluelessness.
You can’t expect Nicky to switch gears mid-self-coitus. Give it a minute. Literally.
We hate to break it to you Nicky but attending the show of whatever band sent you a free CD doesn’t make you their BFF Jill.
The funny thing is, we all know that Nicky has a micropenis anyway, and we all know that he’s a premature ejaculater. Plus, when was the last time he actually touched a female sexually? Maybe when he groped some poor sleeping woman on the bus to his fail-concert.
Getting sex advice from him is like getting physics advice from the crazy stabbing hobo who lives under the overpass.
For fuck’s sake, just look at the squalid little hunchback.
Yellow crooked broken teeth
Greasy skin
Acne on his face and neck
Greasy unkempt hair
Dirty clothing that even Goodwill would turn down
Food stains
Unkempt facial hair
Breath like an open grave
Weird freaky voice
Incoherent rambling
Partially medicated and often confused
Unemployed welfare queen
Sexually confused
Wants to be put in a bondage sleepsack
Got busted sucking someone’s dick while they were asleep
Had to go to the hospital to get an action figure removed from his rectum as an adult
Can’t drive
Doesn’t own a car
Lives in his grandmother’s basement
Shit, better get him while he’s single ladies!!!
After all, Barnum & Bailey might buy him for the freak show.
Name dropping is his thing, because we all know he has not accomplished anything to be proud of, and rubbing up on random people he looks up to makes him feel speshul.
Reminds me of Daggy when he went all fan-boi at one of the monthly KGB Bar readings, and insisted on getting pics of himself with Jack Ketchum, Ellen Datlow, and somebody else, then posted them on his blog, as if they were all best buds.
Nicki keeps posting on everyone’s pages at Exile Asylum that Robert Baupader is a plagiarist. Marc made a very good point on my page that Ray Garton wrote Game Over (under a pseudonym), and according to Nicki’s logic, PACIONE is plagiarizing him! I’m going to make it a point of posting a link to that for every time La Dumb Nikkita posts that crap on my wall, (or someone elses.)
But, Nicky-logic further dictates that since he wasn’t aware of any of the other books with that title, and his Google-fu was on the fritz, the title plagiarizing rap that he lays on others doesn’t apply to him. In fact, none of the rules apply to him, including laws against wire fraud (phony PayPal bills), cyberstalking (following me and others from one blog host to another, which he admitted, right here on blog.com), harassment (death threats via e-mail and PMs), as far as he’s concerned. Ablert’s Axiom: Nicky, and only Nicky, can make up phony legal statues to suit his whims.
While you’re at it, you should also bring up his story “The Midnight Diner”, which also happens to be the title of an anthology series by Coach Culbertson. Nicky can’t deny he knew about that since not only are there pictures of him holding up one of the books but he also claims Coach Culbertson is a friend of his.
Ask him how it feels to stab a friend, and a fellow Christian, in the back.
Nicky idolizes Coach Culbertson, and has ever since GothicFest 2007. He also idolizes all the bands from which he swipes song titles to use for his stories. He’s been doing that for at least 10 years. Still, he doesn’t comprehend “pot meet kettle.”
I’d settle for Nicky comprehending “troll meet bathtub”. It would at least be a step in the right direction.
I’d settle for him comprehending “shower,” or at the very least, “soap up and run back and forth through a sprinkler a few times.” The use of toothpaste would help, but we have to take it one step at a time; it’s like house training a puppy.
You’re right, I forgot about The Midnight Diner. And I do remember him idolizing Coach. But I agree, Nicki doesn’t think the rules ever apply to him, but I will bring it up if he keeps posting on my wall.
Btw, Nick got smacked down by one of his own authors on Exile for mucking up his thread. I feel a little bad for contributing to it, but Pacione was being his usual rambling self, talking about stuff that had nothing to do with that author’s writing. The author, Adam Francis Smith, seems a likeable fellow and he’s a decent writer.
If it matters, which it probably doesn’t, Coach Culbertson bitched a little at me for bringing up his name on my blog (in the context of Nikita), got on his high horse, and forbade me to ever mention his name again. That was right after GothicFest 2007, when Nicky was wetting his own leg over meeting Coach. Culbertson had a knee-jerk reaction, and I treated it as such.
At the time, Coach Culbertson hadn’t been exposed to a dose of full-blown Nicky shenanigans. Nicky pretty well minded himself around Culbertson, and didn’t even go off when Culbertson wouldn’t publish him, as desperately as Nicky wanted him too. Its the same thing with Shocklines, where Nicky never once went on a “Sin Flag” tirade or use the word “faggot”. He will even back off a little if a video gets yanked from YouTube.
Point being, Nicky knows how to behave himself and can behave himself when it serves him. That’s why Nicky has never gotten any slack from me concerning any of his frequent acts of rampant douchebaggery. He doesn’t act the way he does because he’s a mentally-handicapped man who can’t help himself. He acts this way because he chooses to, period.
Bingo!
He’ll even pretend to ‘cry’ to get what he wants. He only cares about one person and that is Nicky.
When Nicky does it it’s a ‘tribute’ to the band/author/whatever, when anyone else does it’s plagiarism. At least in Nicky’s little fantasy world.
Nicky’s on a commenting roll on the Asylum but this little gem stood out to me.
” I gave you no such permission to take my facebook postings and post them elsewhere a******. I guess I will take it out on Pathogen.”
I’m don’t believe Pathogen has an account on that site but I do know he has a VF page so I went there and lo and behold Nicky’s paid him a visit.
“Pathogen you’re in the home of Industrial Thrash Metal — my friend Randy from Generation and one of his friends name Caesar created an industrial sound that merged METALLICA with Ministry. You’re so go back to san fran and buttfuck Darren McKeeman. You’re now messing with someone who’s a full blown metalhead that’s old school til death. You insulted my best friends from Iowa, and the only set of friends who made Mason Shithole more tolerable. cocksucker.”
Hmmm…if Nicky still has ‘friends’ in Mason City, Iowa should I be scared when I start going up there 3 times a week for work and Aqua Aerobics starting next Wednesday? :p
LOL! He’s always trying to bring others into it, and claim that his friends, or his roster was insulted over some trivial bullshit that has nothing to do with them. Like maybe they’ll get pissed off and defend him. He claims that he has brought friends onto the Exile Asylum site, and I’ve yet to see one of them post a comment in defense of him. (Or even post a comment to his blogs or video.) One of his own authors asked him not to muddy up his blog. That says something right there.
Yep….if Nicky is so well liked by his metal friends and so called BFFs where are they? Why are they silent? Or are they like the ‘friends’ in the bands he claims to know personally?
http://asylumproduction.ning.com/profiles/blogs/i-didnt-diss-coach
Nobody said you did, Peaches. You kissed his bunghole.
Guess it didn’t make the cut. Maybe he’ll have better luck with “Salem’s Lot”.
http://asylumproduction.ning.com/forum/topics/official-qa-for-ray-farday
Do you think Nicky will make up his own questions if no one asks them, and will he then make up his own answers if the writers don’t respond? I think he just might.
Be sure to ask him how to spell Faraday.
But of course his blogs are moderated so he can claim whatever he wants publicly without allowing anyone else to respond to his comments.
And to the Q&A link, I bet he doesn’t get one response.
YAY!!!!
Nicky was BANNED from Exile Asylum!
Someone’s gonna be pissed when he finally gets out of bed.
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