Nikita has a new Blogspot entry.
I sent my computer off to be repaired not knowing how much it will be to have the computer fixed where I can do the company.
I’m guessing that his repair bill will be more than the computer is worth. Like my oven, if it’s more than about $200 to fix, buy a new one.
I sent a copy of Emanations to a book store in Ottawa, Illinois, to see if I can get a booksigning for it there.
Maybe if he had edited it, rather than had one idiotic story in it, he’d have a hope. Anyway, he’s paying for the copy and postage to send it, on a wish and prayer.
Most of the rest of his entry is a dig at Sam Cox, introduced by this:
. . . she embarassed all the writers by publishing unedited material well she is not a very good speller.
Granted, Sam isn’t a good speller, but who is he to take issue with that? His spelling doesn’t match up with any version of English — American, Canadian, or Brit. His editing skills are worse.
Those fights are what inspired the story Media Darling along with the ones where I go at it with DJ Pathogen. I am waiting for people to see those when they get typed up because I put a lot of thought into them . . .
Pathogen would figuratively clock Nicky’s ass in less time than it takes me to dice an onion. All he’d have to do is look at Nicky, and laugh. Nicky would run away, crying.
The next anthology I will featured three or four ex-Panic Press writers because they worked with me first.
Don’t even get me started on what’s wrong with that sentence.
“I am waiting for people to see those when they get typed up because I put a lot of thought into them. ”
That would be a first.
Why Ottawa instead of Chicago or Joliet? Is there someone he knows there he wants to impress or something? It just seems off since he’s always been talking about either Chicago or Joliet.
Ottawa’s flood prone, so maybe he can use that as an excuse regarding why that magazine’s not available there.
“They had it, until the flood. It floated to the top, but got all mildewy, so they had to chuck it out with the rest of the garbage.”
It’s got to be that he knows someone who lives there, a family member perhaps. He’s gotta have some place to crash.
Whoops, looked on a map. It’s pretty much a straight shot across rt 80, and very near Morris, and I think closer than Joliet, but in the opposite direction. He probably takes a bus there. I still think he might have family living there, though.
On my last cross country trip, I was so tempted to come back east on I-80, but the bridge over the Mississippi was closed, so we ended up on I-74 instead. I saw more than enough of Bettendorf during evening rush, but that’s where we had to cross.
Cheap-ass, gay porn sites will destroy your computer every time!
I bet bookstores in bigger towns turned him down flat.
And he calls himself a writer/editor. Heh…
He’s equally qualified for both professions!
Hey, I see what you did there….
Nick’s be “away” for so long that I have to admit I expected a grand re-entrance of some kind. Instead, he’s slinking back in, lower than a slug’s dingle-dangle, and only half as exciting.
I am disappoint.
Nick’s been “away” for so long that I have to admit I expected a grand re-entrance of some kind. Instead, he’s slinking back in, lower than a slug’s dingle-dangle, and only half as exciting.
I am disappoint.
I actually think a slug’s dingle dangle would be pretty interesting actually. Have you seen what they can do with their eyestalks?!!!!
Nicky’s, I don’t even want to think about his…err…brain bleach please!
They are fascinating, as one can see here (not safe for work if your work freaks out about invertebrate reproduction!)
The bookstore closest to Nicky? He got into a huge fight with them then swore them off for good when he discovered a certain female author’s book was being sold by them.
Number of his they carried? Zip.
I can just see him, huffing and puffing, getting all red in the face having a hissy fit.
“I will NOT ever let my books share the same shelf space as my enemies!”
“Uh, well, that would mean like, EVERYBODY, so I’m sorry but we’ll have to pass on you.”
**grumbles**
“It’s a fucking conspiracy against me…Brian Keene….something or other….”