Um, yeah, please don’t write this at home. Or anywhere else, for that matter.
Bloody Contender
October 25, 2011 by Rusty
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That was hilarious!
LOL!
Rusty, I sent you a screen shot
What is the moral of the story? Don’t be an asshole? Be careful what you ask for?
Sammi made her panic press page secret and kicked everyone off it.
You win a shiny new internet.
Take the story down because it is copyrighted by me, you have no fucking right to post this on your site and I will clearly have this site shut down from your host if you keep this up there. It will take me 48 hours to take the story down. Take it down or face a lawsuit. I am not bluffing. I got your blogs.com blog taken down and wordpress had your other blog taken down. Take this down or face losing your site for good again.
Dear Nikita,
My story contains neither your title, nor your text. So, STFU.
Luv,
Rusty
Hi Nicky!
First of all, if you would have actually READ the story Rusty posted, it is not your story. The title isn’t even the same. Rusty’s story is original, unlike your pieces of shit which are ripoffs of REAL authors like Lovecraft, Poe, etc.
Now about titles, since you have been going on and on about people “stealing” your titles.
I, along with everyone else, must have told you this about a million times, but I’ll keep telling it to you. I’ll even put it in caps because I’m feeling so generous tonight!
TITLES CANNOT BE COPYRIGHTED. ANYONE CAN WRITE A STORY WITH THE SAME TITLE AS ANOTHER AUTHOR.
http://copyright.gov/help/faq/
Have a pleasant evening, you retarded howler monkey!
Hi Nicky! If you’d like to hear my thoughts about your “Blood Contender”, please check out my blog.
The title of Rusty’s story is Bloody Contender, which is not the same as the title for your Gary Stu flop of a tale. Also, the content is clearly different from your so-called offering, so no… This isn’t anything resembling copyright infringement, assuming you actually copyrighted your story, which I doubt you did.
But then again, you’re not really a writer anyway.
Dear Sparkle Pony Stench Monster;
Did you write that story? Is that story of your creation?
Since the title “Blood Contender” was used by RAW (the wrestling show, but since it features mostly naked men touching each other, you’re probably familiar with the show), as well as a Mack Bolan book, and a pulp fiction novel from the 1960’s.
How many times do you have to be told, YOU CANNOT COPYRIGHT A TITLE, you gibbering sack of fat and fail?
Nicky, you cannot copyright a title.
So if using the same title makes someone a thief guess what that makes YOU Nicky? How many titles have you stolen..I’m sorry “borrowed” from whatever band you’re lusting after in hopes they’ll send you free crap? Are you going to after them for stealing your badly written stories too? Or all the other authors who wrote stories titles “game over”?
What everyone else said, Nick — you can’t copyright a title.
We at St. Joe have been observing your behavior lately, and we believe it would be in your best interest to give up your writing and become a permanent guest at our facility. You are showing time and again that you simply can’t function in society, or on your own.
Nikki can’t even afford to take anyone to court, because when he LOSES he has to pay their attorney’s fees, court costs, and all of their expenses for bringing a frivolous lawsuit. Also, he could be brought up on criminal charges such as contempt of court, among other things. So Nikki, be careful of what you wish for!
That story was funny. It’s way different than my verison of Blood Contender.
I’ve got this great story called “Semen Contender”, that I’d like to push. It’s all about this vampyr wrestler who lives through WW1 and whatever and specializes to pin his opponents to the mat in a 69 position, so he can rip their leotards with his teeth and feast on their succulent man juice straight from the source. He’s called Nick ‘Ablert’ Kane – The Pasty Bomber.
Any takers?
I’m looking to break into the major markets with this one. Possibly Random House or LULU.COM
LOL. I can’t help myself. Let’s just leave it at LOL.
I’d buy that!
For a dollar
I loved that story, Rusty. It was so funny.
For mine, I’m still in the planning stages so I can create a good plot. Going to probably start writing it once I get my new computer hooked up and running.
http://nickolauspacione.blogspot.com/2011/10/kind-message-from-lulucom.html
“Writing a story using a writer’s pen name is just like raping someone’s wife and making them watch.”
Nicky, I think you may be exaggerating a little.
Thanks for the heads up, Lewis. I’m sure the Boss will be thrilled to learn of her new position in the ‘gay mafia’.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Gay mafia? Does that mean I can send my Guido to shit down Nicky’s throat?
Nah, just means you get to leave a sparkling pony’s head in his bondage sleepsack.
Funny how he goes whining to Lulu about people leaving inappropriate tags, but sees nothing wrong with HIM leaving them. What a pathetic hypocrite you are Nicky,
Well, he’s associated me as being part of the gay mafia as well, so all I gotta ask you Janrae is
HOW YOU DOIN’?!! *said with two limp wrists*
Here was a blurb on Nicky’s facebook that made me start laughing.
“I do a personal ad on craigslist and I get all these much older women hitting on me. Damn do I really look older than what I am? Then a few indecent proposals too.”
Somehow I think Nicky is even too creepy for craigslist dating. Imagine the poor woman that shows up to that first date?
LOL and yes Nicky, you DO look older than you are. Hell you look older than my brothers who are older than you, and they’re grey and going bald!
Forget how old he looks. I’m more interested in finding out what he thinks an”indecent proposal” is.
Probably ones where they expect him to pay for a dinner at some place that isn’t Quiznos.
Having to travel to wherever they are instead of them picking him up for the ‘date’. LOL
Ya know… It’s been more than 48 hours since Nikki’s so-called threat. Guess it was yet another bluff.
I was thinking the same thing. It’s possible that he tried to contact my web host, but this particular one has lots of experience dealing out smackdowns to crybabies. Someone there might even remember Nicky by name.
Anyway, I never got a “hey, we’re freezing your account while we look into this dude’s complaint” notice.
Considering how childish and unprofessional Nicky’s been acting the past few days it’s amazing he can still find people willing to publish his work.
He honestly believes he’s gonna get published with shit like this? The only thing that was good for was wiping my ass , and then it’s not even good enough for that! I can, and have, come up with better crap than that.
Oh, I wrote “Bloody Contender” to poke fun at Nicky. His “Blood Contender” is far, far worse. However, I don’t even pretend to play a writer on the internet; he does.