Hat Tip: AngryinIllinois
This is absolutely brilliant. Naturally, Nikita found it and jumped in to comment.
ETA: Comments aren’t closed, but Ms. Riordan blocked Nicky.
July 5, 2014 by Rusty
Hat Tip: AngryinIllinois
This is absolutely brilliant. Naturally, Nikita found it and jumped in to comment.
ETA: Comments aren’t closed, but Ms. Riordan blocked Nicky.
Ah Nicky still too stupid to notice that a lot of the sites he uploads his crap to gives generous previews of his work for FREE to try to entice people to buy to read the whole crappy thing?
And she says right in the review that she looked at the free preview on Scribd. Nicky, once again, either didn’t read or didn’t comprehend that part.
He probably didn’t bother to hover his cursor over the link. But, even if he had, he wouldn’t have let it get in the way of his RAEG.
I trust Ms. Riordan can handle the flying spittle Nicky’s spewing at her.
Oh, she’s more than up for it. I have a new BFF 🙂
Nicky can’t comprehend basic English, so it’s no surprise there.
Once again Nicky’s thought process:
10 Post_Large_Portion_Of_Incoherent_Manuscript_in_Public
20 Attempt_To_Read_Review
30 If Review == Positive then goto 40 else goto 50
40 Make_New_BFF
45 Send_A_Free_Copy_Of_Everything
47 END
50 Set Plagiarism=True
60 Harass_with_false_allegations
70 Set Clue=False
80 END
“Trying to read this hurt. It hurt my brain. It offended my eyes, it smelled like canned brussels sprouts and it felt like an enema. It reads like the internal thought process of a seriously disturbed stalker who dresses up in hot dog costumes and dances around in a kiddie pool full of peanut butter on his days off.”
Is my new favorite quote.
Mine, too. I chuckled for several minutes at the imagery.
Agreed. Brilliant and altogether accurate review. Kudos to Ms. Riordan. #reviewfullofwin
Aawww, thank you all for the nice words!
Well deserved.
Just beautiful. I’m curious about the coffin the size of FapAlone’s fist.
A coffin that size might be big enough to bury a gnat in.
Maybe a cockroach, if you dispensed with all the padded lining. Too small for a dime store turtle for sure.
H/T: Lewis
This followup entry rocks.
And there’s this. Let the screams in your head be the last things you hear.
http://honeyboomslang.blogspot.co.uk/2014/07/let-screams-in-your-head-be-last-things.html