By now, most of us are aware that our favorite Eyetalian Meatball had an obsession with using Bing’s translator to translate his (shaky, at best) English into Italian to post to people he thought were Italian, or at least were of Italian heritage. Well, fuck that! HAD is the keyword, ’cause Bingtalian is sooo yesterday. He’s now moved on to a Bingrussian kick. *facepalm*
For added lulz, scroll down to see how he retweeted something from People Magazine about how excited he was to see a behind-the-scenes thing about “Saved by the Bell.” No doubt he wants to see Screech doing something goofy — like maybe dropping his shorts and flashing the camera. His obsession with Dustin Diamond is very creepy.
Oh goody another language for him to look stupid in.
He made an account on vk.cc, a Russian-language social media site. что за хуйня?
Mail order brides, beware!
I seriously doubt that an automated translator will make his ungrammatical English better in Italian or Russian.
I remember my little experiment running his freebie posted text of INSECT through a translation site, from Pacione to Spanish to German to French back to English. Rarely would a sentence end up in English anywhere near the original Pacione. Ungrammatical Pacione with bad word choices is not a good candidate for automated translation.
From my two years of German in highschool fifty years ago, I learned that idiom and folk usage make transliteration word-for-word, one language to another, NOT good translation. And when one’s use of language is as idiosyncratic as Pacione’s, an auto-translation must be edited by someone familiar with the target language.
His Bingitalian and Bingrussian is mind boggling. What kind of impression does he think he’s making with native-language speakers and readers?
He prefers Bing over Google translate because Bing allows more dirty words. Whoopee.
I’m wondering if his current hard-on for Bingrussian is down to its proliferation of homophobic gangs. Some of the stuff they get away with is terrifying.
Breaking News. Pacione has corrected the listing of Lake Fossil Press at Amazon from “the fagship” to “the flagship” of his line with this note added:
“(Someone tried to change this to “Fag” not funny. ….” Someone? Pacione has mispelled his own name multiple times. It is highly probable that Pacione just simply did a typo. Read his posted freebies or the “Look Ahead!” of any of his books on Amazon! Typos r him! Also, it was not tried. The LFP blurb read “fagship” for quite awhile. And, several people thought it was both funny and a Freudian slip.
Wayback Machine shows the Amazon page 13 Jul 2013.
https://web.archive.org/web/20130718005816/http://www.amazon.com/Lake-Fossil-Press/e/B004LZIXP4
Isn’t he the only one who has access to change the listing? It’s not a wiki.
I believe one would need NAP’s Amazon account and personal password to edit that page.
That’s what I thought. It’s just like him to blame someone else, though. He did that when he stole the Nat. Geo. cover photo for Q&S, and got a cease and desist letter from their lawyers. Even on those occasions when he misspelled his own name, he’d insinuate it was someone else’s fault for merely pointing it out to him.
LOL. Took him long enough.
Sounds like Nicky could use десятилетия терапии,
Oh no, позорный комментарий, in Russian!
Does this mean he’s finally admitting to being a closeted socialist?
I dunno about Russian = socialist. Sometimes Russian = Tsarist. Stalin = International Socialist Powerpig. Putin = National Socialist Cossack. ¿Bingrussian NAP = Big Windy Chicago Socialist Sleepsack?
NAP does protect his dole from the State. For someone who can program websites (and book covers) in self-taught raw HTML programming language, he can overcome a learning disability when it suits him then raise it as a shield against the world as convenient.
Remember though when pressed Nicky says his “learning disability” is ADHD…yawn… He supposedly takes medication for it too.
There are a lot of inconsistencies in what he claims. He was in special ed classes even in grade school, but claims the Navy diagnosed his ADHD/learning disability. Baloney.
You may have missed this Stinky, but about a decade ago, he was bragging about his 69 IQ, which he thought was average, as if it was like getting a C grade in school. When people pointed out it didn’t work that way, he claimed he made a typo, and his IQ was really 96. Nobody believes that. I used to half joke the average IQ in his extended family was 83 or so, which might not be all that far off. They all dumber than a box of rocks.
More recently, the IQ claim recalled by others is a 79 IQ brag from Pacione; on his reading of IQ scale as 0% to 100% grades, 79% is actually average. However, on Colbert’s blog 15Aug13 Pacione stated: “… I have a 100 IQ.” No accidental inversion claim. [Of course, 100 IQ is the average center of a bell curve that slopes off on the low and high ends; accurate IQ measurement range is probably 50 to 150.]
It’s possible the difference between his claimed 69 and 79 evolved over a couple of years on the internet. Over the years, he’s claimed many thing about his IQ … and other fantasies of his. If he thought it was 79, he would have claimed it as a B-. At this point, does anyone know what to believe, other than he’s an idiot with a huge narcissistic complex, delusions, and umpteen other things going on?