Hat tip: Lewis
Mr. “I am a Christian” Pacione has a new entry up on his InsaneJournal. Once you get past the screwed up HTML, it’s a walk down memory lane to things that supposedly happened as long as 10 years ago. It’s also displays his reverence for several of the Ten Commandments.
Regarding the ninth commandment, we all can recount numerous instances of Nicky bearing false witness. For purposes of this entry, I’ll stick to a few from the IJ entry of Nicky’s to which I linked.
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They think it’s cute that I am getting plagiarized as AmyLyn Hause would throw the accusation that I am David Boyer out there — just to ruin my name if anything
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You plagiarized my article Gothicism on Trial. I have seen those who created handles for the sole purpose is to harass me — one doesn’t know how much bullshit that is. They did that on Lulu.com and Brian Keene, Hasan Abood, and some others had also did this.
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Lulu.com is going to allow people to plagiarize my catalog on there and steal from me then make me unpublished while everyone is getting published using my work as their byline?
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Just like David Boyer threatened to science [sic] me this asshole had done the same — man you stole my work and lied about it. So you want me closed down because why? I told the truth as he throws the lie that Lulu.com told at me to close up my doors for good as I caught Brian Keene lying through his sorry ass.
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The person who published J.L. Benet had put an early era Industry friend out of work …
Nicky was almost blinded by science? Thomas Dolby lives rent-free in his head. “Gothicism on Trial” was not plagiarized; it’s a completely different story from Nicky’s, by a different author. Nobody is publishing anything Nicky wrote under their own bylines. Boyer slipped Nicky a story plagiarized from someone else, but Nicky’s drivel is too incomprehensible for the great unwashed masses to want to claim for their own. Amy’s not doing anything to ruin Nicky’s name; he does a stellar job of that all by himself.
Here’s how much Nicky takes the tenth commandment to heart:
You want to end someone’s career who hardly has much to begin with? What kind of dickless wonder are you — has your mommy sucked you off long enough to cut your dick off? That’s up there with a child molester winning the lottery — that’s what I compare what happened with Lulu.com; child molester winning the lottery. I would love to be in with a repo team to take those chomo’s new toys away from him and take over his house and put him on street. Sorry faggot but I will take your cash over you raping two little boys — you don’t deserve three million you child raping faggot.
Nicky wants to take this guy’s home and money to keep for himself. If that’s not coveting someone else’s property, I don’t know what is.
This also brings us to the eighth commandment about not stealing. Nicky seems to think it’s fine to steal, as long as the person from whom he steals is a convict, despite the fact that there are no laws against convicts being allowed to play and win the lottery. I’ve already covered Nicky’s habit of stealing other people’s artwork, photos, etc., elsewhere, so there’s no need to rehash the laundry list of offenses here. None of them are convicts, rendering his argument about the lottery winner null and void.
One other justification Nicky uses for coveting the convict’s lottery winnings is that Nicky thinks he deserves it, because he “hardly has much to begin with.” Isn’t that the essence of socialism? Take from those who produce, to hand over to those who don’t? We can argue over whether the convict “produced” the winnings, but that’s academic inasmuch as the theme is “from those who have, to those who don’t.” And this guy claims he’s a hard core conservative? He does not know the meaning of the word, in terms of politics and economics. His core beliefs are firmly socialist.
So in nicky’s tiny IQ brain lottery winners are Robin Hood and should give their winnings to him because they’re rich and he’s poor?
He probably thinks more of himself as “Robbin’ the Hoodlum,” which in no way violates the eighth commandment about not stealing. Or, it does, but is somehow justifiable in Nicky’s one remaining brain cell. There are confiscatory civil forfeiture laws, with which I vehemently disagree, because they put the onus on the property owner to prove that it was legally acquired (in court, with a lawyer), in order to get it back. However, civil forfeiture laws aren’t applicable outside of law enforcement personnel (i.e. police forces).
The same way he whines that people should “give” their (readers, sales, submissions, Facebook Likes, Twitter followers, friends, happiness, success, whatever) to someone who deserves it … the someone always being him, of course.
Yes, because in Nicky’s mind, wants something = deserves it.
He’s coveting his neighbor’s ass again?
He’s such a little minx.
“You want to end someone’s career who hardly has much to begin with?”
The little toad finally got something right!
I’m sure it was accidental.
A stopped clock is right 2 times a day as they say
I can’t believe you missed this:
“I guess this will piss him off; I relate more to the people who killed Matt Sheppard because they do remind me of my friends in Glendale Heights.”
So he supports murdering innocent people. I think the Bible has something to say about that, too?
Good catch. That’s what I get for trying to multitask, and jot down a grocery/errand list while making a blog entry. I don’t normally do that, but the snow storm is supposed to roll in this evening, so I can’t leave the errands for tomorrow.
Totally understandable. We’re getting pooped on by the weather starting today. 🙁
Thanks, Karen. You’re very forgiving.
I’ve run my errands, and got all but one crucial item. It’s something my mom wants me to bring over on Sunday. Damn the weather and road conditions; we have to get it, and deliver it on Sunday, along with the rest of her list. If I don’t deliver the missing item along with the rest, whatever the highway conditions may be, she’ll berate me for being an ungrateful, heartless … whatever.
I’m used to that by now, but, damn — she never used to demand that I drive a couple of hours on potentially slick roads to get there, deliver what she wants, drive her out to do her own shopping (which takes another two hours, at a minimum), go back home with what she buys, and take another half hour to unload it all.
She has her own car, and is licensed to drive it, although it’s better if she stays off the roads, Her peripheral vision (or lack thereof) is the main thing that worries me.
Sorry, I went off on a tangent.
The roads here are so bad, I generally try and scamper about, getting what I need, a day or two in advance of a storm front. Seriously, I passed a wreck a few days ago where a car got T-boned at a three-way intersection. I swear to god it was inside out. I grew up in Jersey, so when I say PA drivers are some of the worse and most erratic drivers in the country, I’m not exaggerating!
It’s taken me years to get used to the acute angles at intersections, and all the three-way and four-way stops (a few five-ways, too), but that’s what you get when most of the roads snake their way between farms and creeks, and were originally laid out for wagons. Plus, it’s really hilly.
Be careful with the storm! It looks like it’s going to be a bad one! We’re having a heat wave here! Going to get up to 40 degrees maybe!
Pacione can relate to the murderers of Matthew Shepard because he is reminded of his schoolmates of “The Cabbie Homicide: Oct. 13, 1993” (I thought the point was their story was beyond his understanding). And he would throw this up just to piss someone off.
The bloated toad is really boring me lately. I feel like sending him a bus ticket to well…anywhere….just so he has something new to yammer on about.
I feel the same way. His latest IJ entry was worth picking apart for the sheer hypocrisy of “Mr. Christian,” but his two previous ones were b-o-r-i-n-g.
We could send him a bus ticket to Bemidji, not that anyone there did anything to deserve having him pay a visit, but the weather should be more to his liking than whatever Pinellas Park is getting. He can write about sleeping rough in his mummy bag, and getting the tip of his nose frostbitten. The resulting story couldn’t be any worse than “Carnival of Carpathia,” or the other one he wrote that had Ontario in its title, both of which were based on his trip to Sudbury, many years ago.
Maybe a Bimiji resident would mistake him for a wolf and shoot him?
True story: I used to have relatives in that area (I probably still do, but have lost contact with the ones that didn’t move away or die). For some reason my aunt and uncle visited them with their two sons and my brothers, but didn’t take me along. My cousins and brothers were outside playing in the snow and neighbors called to tell my relatives they had “WOLVES” playing in their field.
I volunteer to send him the fishnets and make-up for this urban outing.
All I ever said was he wrote with his rainbow crayons. Good God, he’s silly!
“Silly,” is the best way to put it!
I think justice would be the money going to pay restitution to the winner’s victims. But I don’t know if there were civil claims. (10 Dec 2014 child molester Timothy Dale Poole accepted a $2.2 million lump sum from the Florida lottery.)
I wish I could remember in which screed he typed another pure Nitwit quote that had me LOLing.
“Procrastination is a hug problem.”
I almost peed my pants.
There’s another hilarious Nitwit quote buried in Nicky Noodle’s latest Tumblr rant.
“Eery plagiarist apposes to my rule; it’s people like this that rule is in effect.”
It’s in the paragraph just above the orange and blue picture of a whale or whatever the hell it is.
He had another classic a few weeks back in one of his blogs where he talked about Jesus and the “sermon on the mound.”
But my favorite Nicky crazy quote has to be “I am Mary GioVanni’s landlord.”
Classics, all of them!!!
But my favorite Nicky crazy quote has to be “I am Mary GioVanni’s landlord.”
heeheeheehee
I asked him once after this quote if this meant I got two kitchens.
Wait. So how much does he charge you to live rent free in his head? He should be paying you to live there. 😉
Yes, Spicy, classics one and all! Thanks for adding his latest to the Nitwit quotes, Rusty. I’ve been following this excellent blog for a while now, though have to admit that at first I thought Nicky might be a hoax. It’s almost inconceivable that someone could spend over twenty years in a basement ranting and raving about imaginary plagiarists, rivals, enemies, and all manner of other nonsense without ever seeming to tire of it. Truth is indeed far stranger than fiction.
Anyway, I found the other two quotes I mentioned if you want to add them, too. With the first one, he *actually* compares himself to Jesus with this doozy: “my 2014 release, a controversial novella called “Legend Keeper” it will cause as much controversy as The Sermon on the Mound.” I can’t find the exact blog post, but he’s posted the line as a link to his Tumblr on a Facebook page called “Goths for Christ.”
The Mary quote is about four paragraphs in to his ridiculous “Village of Wasps: The Scandal Unfolds” uber rant on Tumblr. The full quote is “I am a combined for profit and non-profit; but I am independent because CreateSpace.com signs my royalty checks but I am also Mary Sangiovanni’s landlord.”
He may be comparing “Legend Keeper” to UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher’s 21 May 1988 address to the Church of Scotland General Assembly which the papers called “The Sermon on the Mound” (the Assembly hall stands on an artificial hill). It’s been awhile. Any UK readers out there: did PM Thatcher appear as a 12-13 year Girl Scout with a dark archaic voice and spook people into screaming “This isn’t real – God let me deny this; I want to say a little prayer for this to end”?