I bought the nickolausapacione.com domain name after Janrae let it expire. It’s mine for three years.
What shall I do with it? A couple of suggestions I’ve heard are use it to post slash fiction, and to track all his transgressions against others, including old ones. I’m not a fan of slash, but it sure would get Mr. Pacione’s goat (admittedly, that’s not difficult).
I feel like having a little fun with it. Since I’m on vacation all of next week, I have plenty of time to devote to it. Our favorite putz wouldn’t get very far by complaining to the webmaster, would he? 😉
The layout would have to be darker than dark, with touches of pink and purple, of course. I could even swipe the photoshopped picture from Encyclopedia Dramatica. The folks there wouldn’t mind. For the time being, I have the URL redirected here to Rusty.
the irony is that I gave him a month’s advance notice on his feedsite that it was going to expire so that he could get it and stop complaining about people have gotten them. He did not bother to snap it up.
YOU FUCKING CUNT, RUSTY NAIL I HOPE SOMEONE SHOOTS YOU OR YOU DIE OF AIDS — you fucking bitch. I wish death upon you.
You snooze, you lose, li’l buddy.
but it sure would get Mr. Pacione’s goat (admittedly, that’s not difficult).
Well, that was certainly quick. Then again, his goat’s pretty much been up for grabs for several years running now.
You could start off by drawing a few comparisons between Nicky and a certain soon-to-be former senator, though…
Hey, do you think we can discuss Nick’s racism and homosexual discrimination on the new site? 🙂 🙂 🙂
I vote for pointing the link at http://www.glaad.org .
Or http://www.hobosexual.com 🙂
Just don’t come anywhere near Chicago if you go doing something like that because you are going down bitch. Do you hear me — you are going down.
I told you back during the last week of May, Peaches, that it was going to expire the first week of July and that I was not going to renew it. Here it is the first of September, and you never even bothered to try and get it. Godaddy registration would only have been around eight bucks a year.
nickolauspacione.org, nickolauspacione.net and nickolauspacione.co.uk are still untaken… at present.
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
I paid less than $20 to register it for three years, Mr. Pacione. Why didn’t you buy the domain name when you had ample opportunity? I gave you two months, during which it went unclaimed, to buy it yourself.
By the way, was that a death threat you just issued me?
How long does it take to get up to Fox Valley from Morris? Should I be worried?
While I’m at it–where’s Waldo?
waldo is hiding from pacione trying to anally rape him.
LOL!
When Nicky said “Chicago”, he really meant to say “Granny’s basement”, since that’s the only region he has any kind of influence over. So, unless you’re practically sitting in Pacione’s lap (ew!), you should be safe.
Also, I was in Chicago just a week ago today, and nothing happened to me that had anything to do with Nicky, unless he was the one who fried my hotel room’s high-speed internet connection. I think he did!
I also have dibs on nickolauspacione.org.
Sweet, Ben.
someone should get a pacione site and link it to hobosexual.com
I am sure he would approve. If he responds to this idea in any way its a form of his approval.
Hey, Rusty! You interested in taking possession of http://www.nickolaus-pacione.com too? Mr. Knight let me have it, and I had it directed here for a while, but I just don’t have the time to do anything with it.
The Rusty Nail is simply one of the best Pacione sites around.
Well, wadaya know … Little Nicky is famous after all!
Andy
I remember when you tried to interview Mr. Pacione, Andy. That was funny. I guess I got away with it because he was begging for people to interview him at the time.
When does the registration expire for nickolaus-pacione.com?
http://www.nickolaus-pacione.com has a few more months.
As for that interview, I was really trying to give him a straight, fair, honest attempt to tell his story. But the wee little man had a psychotic episode during talks and demanded I buy all of his books before he’d consider it.
What’s the point in that? I’ve read his work before (stuff he put online himself, lest he think me an e-pirate … YAR!). As far as I can tell, one Little Nicky story makes about as much sense as the next.
Andy