Side-splittingly funny.
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August 4, 2010 by Rusty
Side-splittingly funny.
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Posted in Lake Fossil Press, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione | Tagged Lake Fossil Press, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione | 42 Comments
“I know who you are!”
“YOU HIDE BEHIND NO NAME! YOU BEHIND NO FACE!”
“WAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!”
I think he declared his homosexual love for goats in that one part, but it wasn’t quite clear.
He may have been confessing to masturbating with a sock puppet.
For some reason, right after that call he sent me the following email.
The part about YOU HIDE was in big letters for some reason, but I don’t know how to replicate that here.
Admittedly it might be cutting off a source of amusement, but forwarding those emails to abuse@aol.com could have fun results…
Almost forgot… In that email was the last one he sent me, because for some reason he quotes the last email he sends you when sending another. This one came before the one above and not only has another physical threat, but shows his lack of respect for the law.
Tell him to meet you somewhere in the East Village, Angry. 😉
“YOU HIDE BEHIND NO FACE, YOU HIDE BEHIND NO NAME!” seriously needs to become the next internet meme.
It’s just THAT funny!
I love angry’s voice. Its great.
/blush 😀
its a really good voice. you should a voice actor or something.
You should hear my dead-on imitation of John Vernon saying, “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
“I’m not the bully ….. I’m going find you and kill you.”
Good to see Nicky’s relationship with reality is still as damanged as ever.
His sheer rage was hysterical. But think his attempts at intimidation were even better. He tries to act like he is closing in on AII, then practically begs to know his name.
When AII says Thomas, the seconds of pause are just Nicky being genuinely dumbstruck. He was not prepared for an actual answer. He’s not used to dealing with straight talk.
Reminds me of Kevin Kline’s line in ‘A Fish Called Wanda’: “You’re the vulgarian, you f*ck!”
Exactly Dave, excellent comparison. I’ve been trying to make that very point for sometimes now, like when he calls someone a “libelous sack of shit” but you were able to do what I could not. Thank you!
Oh dear, someone sounds a bit miffed. Perhaps I should send him some smelling salts.
Woohooo!!
In watching the vids on Youtube, found the SpecExile acted out one. Still brilliant.
I laughed out loud.
I’d laugh out loud again.
Nicky was trying so hard to be all scary and threatening when he started screaming like that. It’s just like watching a child throw a tantrum at the checkout at Walmart!
By the way, this is a perfect example of how much it flusters Nicky when one of his targets starts fighting back. You can tell he’d rather just leave threatening voice mails because then, there’s no one possessing superior intelligence on the other end easily making Nicky look like an even bigger simpleton.
Oh my! What a sexy voice!
(No, not Nicky’s.)
What? You don’t find helium-sucking gerbil voices sexy?
If she doesn’t then I can never talk with her in person. Ever. 🙂
Aw shucks thank you (and Keith) however Nicky did not find my voice sensual and relaxing, quite the opposite actually.
Whoever uploaded that video: I love the fact that the preview screen for it is the part where I suggest he have another drink and he threatens to kill me! It’s the most perfect preview I’ve ever seen for a YouTube vid I think.
Oh.
My.
God.
That was so full of win I’m in shock I think. I’m sure once I process it I’ll be laughing hysterically.
BTW, agree with the others, Angry = amazing voice.
And Nicky sounds like a five year old screaming that he wants his num-nums but can’t have them.
How the hell did you stop from bursting out into laughter? I’m laughing so hard I’m crying! And he must’ve been pretty damn drunk or high not to be able to remember ‘thomas’ for longer than one second. LOL
You can hear me almost lol a few times actually. When he first lost it and threatened to kill me you can hear me stifle a laugh at 00:31 and 1:01, basically when he’d go into pure rage and start screaming, I’d start to lol.
Oh, my lord. He is so ridiculous! Go, Angry!
Oh My God! LOL
Arrrgghh . I wish I could figure out why the sound on my laptop isn’t working. I’ll have to wait until morning to listen to the entire thing.
Holy God, the sheer desperation in Nicky’s voice was absolutely lovely to hear.
http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/5739/saysitall.jpg
I think he said that they covers don’t have a “personal touch”. It just sounds gross coming from him.
It does. Thank you for that visual, Victor. Now I feel all icky.
Particularly after the wiping for video incident…
Holy shit. Nicky’s going after the guy at The Author’s Pub who banned him.
Basically, he got banned just before he could abuse the member roster, again.
You gotta love it.
You fucking bitch. Give me admin rights back please. You fucking bitch!
Hmmm, wonder if he will succeed? *strokey chin*
“You basically insulted your boss by suspending me”
Why would that offend James’ boss?
Oh, Nicky is suggesting HE is James’ boss? Really? Nicky generates enough money for someone to earn a living working for him?
Al, I think Nicky means that James F. insulted James W. (who owns the Ning site) because James W. once appeared in one of Nicky’s miscellaneous publications.
That’s the way I read it, Jenny.
That’s funny because I emailed James about my concerns with Nicky getting ahold of our personal information several days back.
Did you read about what Nicky did after reading a comment Sam left him, using her ex’s name? Nicky got on the phone and called the person in England to vent his rage. Sam & company had a good laugh about it, but it proves the lengths to which Nicky will go to harass people.
I think Sam told that story in a comment on my “Nicky Got the Boot” entry.
I’ve been trying for like two days to mix Nicky’s ranting with Mel Gibson’s ranting, just to have the experience of Mel telling Nicky to get down and blow him.
I have been thinking the same thing Bird! I was going to download Mel’s rants to combine them with Nicky’s but have been trying to figure out how to use them before I bother.
So now that I know someone else is on that, I am going to stay focused on my next side-project: Animated the two calls. I am going to have help from a certain Robot if all goes well… 😉
That concept makes me tingle.
I’m not sure who has the better rage. Nikki or Mel Gibson.