The thread at SA is still going strong; it’s now onto page three. The following comment from Pragmatica is wonderful. One email to Nicky elicts eight replies, in rapid succession.
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Pragmatica
Jul 07, 2008
Oh man. I went to go do some inspection on parts, and came back to a shitload of emails back…. Here we go:
My email:
“I was wondering if you are interested in a gift cert for an account on SomethingAwful so that you can defend your writing and creativity. Also, we have a forum you can use to post your stories for advice and critiquing. Let me know. I am willing to pay for it.”
His replies:
Nickolaus Pacione 12:59 pm (30 minutes ago):
No chance in hell. I am too busy working on my anthology. what did the cunts do steal my entire short story Take the fuckin thing down if they do post an entire story — it’s copyrighted. I will not post my short stories up — these days I’ve been selling them to Tales of the Talisman and such.
Nickolaus Pacione 1:01 pm (29 minutes ago):
I want you to take that thread down. Whoever posts Spectral Exile take it down. I don’t need their loving advice, one of your assholes already stole one of my stories.
Nickolaus Pacione 1:03 pm (26 minutes ago) :
Take Spectral Exile down. Fair enough, you can blast on me — but leave my work out it. You’re members are cunts and I don’t want to even deal with that bs. What would you rather see me do — waste my loving time with you assholes or try to meet my deadlines.
Nickolaus Pacione 1:07 pm (22 minutes ago):
My pictures are copyrighted too lady — you fucks have no right to use them. One of them was from Diary-X and that faggot hated me from day one over there, I am above you assholes. I ignored your faggoty antics before, and I will do so even more now. If you want to critique the stories buy the print ones only — spend the loving money on them instead of stealing the free ones. That’s makes you look like a complete and uitter stinkyhole.
Nickolaus Pacione 1:10 pm (19 minutes ago):
Go gently caress yourself in the rear end with a harpoon gun.
Nickolaus Pacione 1:10 pm (19 minutes ago) :
I wouldn’t go on there if you paid me $500.00.
Nickolaus Pacione 1:11 pm (18 minutes ago) :
Are you loving done here bitch, I need this inbox for submissions. I will not look at any submissions from your piss journalistic site.
Nickolaus Pacione 1:13 pm (16 minutes ago) :
Are you done here, I want nothing to do with your faggoty site. I should have guessed that the first troll that started a fight with me on here was from your shitsite.
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow….. I only sent him that one email, and he totally went insane on me.
Pragmatica fucked around with this message at Aug 15, 2008 around 18:39
complete and uitter stinkyhole? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That must be similiar to a dickinshiner.
Okay, I really need to do some work today.
Hey Guys,
NOTHING whatsoever to do with this thread today, I just wanted to be happy and share the news that I’ve adopted a new beastie. I pick up my 8 year old Greyhound tomorrow who I’ve signed and paid for. Retired greyhounds are destroyed at the rate of around 9000 a year and sadly few are rehomed after their racing life. I’m over joyed with my new little lady “Dottie”.
I’ve also fed squirrels and pigeons today at Greenwich Park. Last real day of my holiday so wanted it to be a good one 🙂
Have a good weekend y’all (and sorry to posting off topic!)
Vern.
Uh..what?
Nick’s new phrase of the week seems to be “gently caress”, unless that’s a filtered phrase on the SA message board for something more vile.
I think that’s a filtered phrase. I can’t imagine the Nickster using the word “caress.”
Yeah. If memory serves the Goons’ filter turns the word ‘rape’ into ‘surprise sex’ too. Full of changes like that.
Poor Nicky. I almost pity him.
… I know, I know, it’s the way I tell ’em.
Rusty did you install a word filter here that makes people’s posts look like they are randomly rambling on about animals?
Or did Vern just…
Yes, the SA filtering leads to such gems as “Gently caress you and the loving horse you rode in on, you poopoohead!”
No, me rambling. Well, I’m in a good mood, thought I’d share that and it made a change 🙂 After all, lifes not all about writing and nittwits.
Vern.
greyhound = bitch
squirrel = furry
pigeon = shit factory
Just kidding. I don’t think I can put a word filter on this thing. WP doesn’t allow java script, unless the blog is hosted elsewhere.
Congrats, Vern. I am confused, though. I thought it was de rigeur to name rescued greyhounds Mrs. Brown in your Sceptred Isle. Or was that only in Manchester in the 60s? ;{)
Regardless, enjoy your new companion. Hope ya’ll have fun.
Enjoy your new dog, Vern. Rescue animals always seem to know when they’ve been given a new lease on life.
Well done, Vern!
That son of a greyhound Nicky is going nuts lately. That piegon he calls a brain is working overtime as of late. I think if he could afford the costume he’d be a squirrel.
I love that wonderful person. His writing is sunshine and he blesses the world whenever that wonderful person opens his hole of neverending joy.
“…makes you look like a complete and uitter stinkyhole”
stinkyhole? Isn’t that, like, something a four-year-old would say as an insult?
@Vern: Congratulations. I hope you’re ready for some exercise. 🙂
“Stinkyhole” is another example of the SA filters in action.
That filter actually improves his stuff; he should use it all the time!
@Jenny I’d always heard retired greyhounds were total couch potatoes–is this not true? (Not that it matters, I adopted a foxhound cross instead.)
The husky we owned when Sovay was little, Lady, was a rescued dog, but not in the conventional sense. There was an abandoned house on the tidal lake where we used to go walking in Virginia. We kept hearing odd noises from the place, and after several days of hearing them investigated it. There she was locked into the basement. We tried to find out if she had been stolen or something and then abandoned there. No luck so we kept her.
@Gyps: I don’t know about retired racing greyhounds, but a friend of mine once had a greyhound/something mix. That dog lived to run. My friend lived in a semi-rural area, and he used to go for long mountain bike rides with the dog (the dog running loose, not on a leash). Maybe the retired dogs are older and have less energy?
I like Huskies, along with Dobermans, Rottweilers, and Borzois. German Shepherds are still my favorite, though.
My current old fart (17) cat wanted nothing more than to cling to me when I brought her home from the pound when she was 9.5 years old. Now, all she wants are food, water, her nightly insulin shot, to play “roly-poly” with me, and to lick out the remains of a bowl of vanilla ice cream.
Heh. If someone has a recording of Whispers in the Chapel you SO need to link the folks at SA to it. 😀
Just a little note – every time the crazy says “loving” it’s really “fucking.” SA’s non-member wordfilter at work. 🙂