Hat Tip: LOL, commenting on my previous entry
The Wiki Fandomwank article for Nicky has been updated and reorganized, with more lulz. It’s still missing a link to ExposetheTard, though.
The second treat is that Nicky wrote a blog entry in English, ran it through babelfish into Spanish, and posted it here.
Translating back into English, we get this:
It foams Racist! I have really seen the class of Frederic Quisling, and they are monsters does not matter as watch you it. Stateside is people like him that you call Ku Klux Klan. The civilizations fell due to people like him, and on the other hand they lost a war to our boys in Normandy. I want to see respond it to this when this he is going to be in the Spanish. Going around the fixation of the private information that it was irresponsible in fixation, and proverb he had each right in the world to completely fix my book to his. Somebody as it does not have any respect for copyrights, and naked exposition to half with my cup in his mouth. These are the classes of the people who leave to me quite angry, and as much as I dealt to be professional with him on this, the racist foam decided to watch my whole family determining a direction and telephone number private. My family did not do anything to him, and he must do this. The attempt to make me happen like some homosexual. Fortune teller who people have not said to him that I am not a homosexual. My resolution was made much more hard when I learned that it was a member of the Aryan Nation. I can see all the arrival of spots.
I’m sure his entry in “English” made every bit as much sense as this, before he translated it to Spanish.
Well, it’s certainly more entertaining than when Nikita writes in english. It got his homophobia and bogotry down pat, that’s for sure.
What’s that again? :/ I think that babelfish went and snorted way too much cocaine. That’s why it’s so damned fucked up.
And bogotry? Oh yeah, very original. (rolleyes)
A link to ETT is now on the Wiki Fandom page for Nicky!
If I missed seeing it before, I apologize to the folks who run it. No, I don’t know who runs ETT, just for the record.
The bogotry would probably be from Bogotá, of course…
So Nicky is trying to pretend to be multilingual? He should seriously try working on his English first.
So why is it in Spanish of all things?
Argh. Nickylogic is like watching a Fellni film! The director cuts from a field of wildflowers in a storm to a midget on a trapeze and you’re going, What does it all mean?!?! Tell me!!!
“and naked exposition to half with my cup in his mouth.”
He wanted to write Teh Erotica without anyone knowing.
Still, knowing that any erotica written by NIkita, would kill my erections for a good 10 years.
I am fairly sure that “racist foam” and “foams racist” is supposed to be “racist scum” and to the best of my knowledge “arrival of spots” would be “cumstains”.
What “half with my cup in his mouth” was originally I don’t even want to think about. I shudder at the thought. Nicky, you and your deviant sexuality, you…
Great. Now I have the mental image of Nikita sucking on Blackadder’s codpiece.
Could someone please pass me the brain bleach?
P.S. Nicky — you’re doing it wrong.
Oh dear. Thanks for that image, R. Arggggghhh! Blackadder will never be the same for me. 😛
I ran it into Dutch and then back into English and got this:
Foam racist! I the class of Frederic has really seen Quisling, and they are important monsters are not as a watch you it. Stateside are people if him that you call Ku Klux Klan. Civilisations could to people be attributed if him lost, and on the one hand they a war to our boys in Normandië. I want see it to this answers when this he goes in Spanish its. Going around the affirmative of the private information that it was in affirmative irresponsable, and gezegde had he each right in the world my entirely confirm book of him. Somebody since it has no respect for copyrights, and naked expositie to half with my head in its mouth. These are the classes of people who leave to rather angry me, and this way much since I treated for professionally to be with him on this, racist foam that is decided to my whole family to pay attention determinative a private direction and a phone number. My family did not do no matter what to him, and he must do this. The attempt me as one or other homosexual make events. The meter of fortune which people have not said to him that I am no homosexual. My resolution was made much to more hard then I learned that it was a member of the Aryan nation. I can spot already arrival of to see.
I think that he’s onto something.
Sadly, this:
My family did not do no matter what to him, and he must do this.
is still better English than this:
“You’ve killed me Pacione!” “How……. I want to know? ” “You’ve killed me in the sense of the way you were or are!”
The F_W girls are on the ball. There is now a link to Expose the Tard in the fandomwank article.
I noticed that. The link was added within minutes of my suggesting it, not there, but here on Rusty. Thumbs up, Fandomwank. 🙂