Peaches’ latest WordPress entry is uncharacteristically short, but contains a few nuggets of comedy gold.
I caught this asshole trying to go around as my middle name and last name for their handle.
That accompanies a screengrab of a deleted VampireFreaks account for an Albert_Pacione. Naturally, Nicky is proud of himself for having gotten the person’s account deleted. I wonder whether he’ll be just as cocky when he finds that Albert Pacione is a tax lawyer in Goshen (NY). For all Nicky’s threats of working with a lawyer to get people “shut down,” I don’t think a tax lawyer is exactly the sort of person that Mr. Gubmint Handout with an unregistered for-profit “company” wants to be hounding. On the other hand, Nicky, go for it!
In 1997 I actually had a mullet, not by choice because I was working as a baker at the time. The owner of everything caught wind of me designing websites at a company Christmas party . . .
Because everyone knows that bakery staff are required to have early ’80s hair styles. Besides, back then, it was only about 15 years outdated. As for working on website design while he was supposed to be partying on the company’s dime, well, he’s quite the wet dishrag, isn’t he?
Yes, yes, I know what he meant. I was responding to what he wrote. With Nicky, it may or may not be the same thing.
I was trying to support myself and my writing habit by doing the baker thing.
He was apparently far more successful supporting himself and his habit by mooching off Melany’s family. Of course, we all know he ended up homeless, and had to call Granny to wire him money for a bus ticket back to her basement, where he’s been pretty much ever since. His brief interlude in Justice hardly counts, given that he had to spend a week or two every month back at Granny’s, anyway, until his roommates kicked him out for good.
I am getting sick of people calling me a plagiarist when I don’t plagiarize my work.
If there’s a way to plagiarize his own work, I’m sure he’ll find it. Keep trying, Nicky. It’ll give you something useful to do.
I am not a Melissa Ann Brite type of horror writer . . .
Thank god for small miracles.
I have this feeling Poppy would be getting a kick that some of the midlist authors are trying to plagiarize things I wrote in 2004.
Your antennae always were cross-wired, Peaches. Nobody’s stealing your work and presenting it as their own. Nobody would want to. However, it’s not plagiarism to use a title you swiped from a band or a song you like, which is what your main complaint really is.
There are places in Oregon, Wyoming, and Colorado called Fossil Lake. Why not sue those states for plagiarism? There might even be a shady e-lawyer in one of those states willing to make a quick buck off your claim.
Is plagarizing your own work like crossing the streams?
Or meeting yourself in another time?
It sounds so serious!
I think Nicky meets himself in another time and/or place on a nightly basis.
EEEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I wonder if Albert is related to Ralph?
http://vampirefreaks.com/Ralph_Pacione
Ralph’s comments on Nicky’s page seem to indicate that Meteornotes is writing a novel called Insect and that Nicky is writing a novel for Skullvines Press called Lake Fossil.
Nicky is writing it??? We’re ruined!
Hi Sanna @shocklinesforum,
NickolausPacione has sent you a private message on Oct 26 , 2010 04:15PM
if they found your body beheaded then I will piss in your open coffin. ASSHOLE.
You know, the avatar that WordPress assigned you is perfect in this context.
Oh cool. I think I’m going to have a scene in the book I’m working on where the vampire Pale Baldy throws his victim Nicholas Nicotone into an open coffin and pisses on him.
EEEEEwwwwwwwww! again!
Why does it have to be beheaded to earn a golden shower?
For the same reason that all decapitated corpses have open casket viewings? Okay . . . you got me . . .
Pretty simple really, to Nicky golden showers are kinda gay unless the recipient has been beheaded, then it’s corpse desecration which is totally metal and not gay at all…
Ah. Now it makes sense, Lewis. Thank you.
I’d like to piss on him while he’s giving SD head… in an open coffin.
@Jerrod. Didn’t you already do that? So redundant!
It never gets old!
Nicky just logged into Shocklines and VampireFreaks. Perhaps it will be a fun evening.
and
I wonder whether the admins will reassign him the crybaby avatar.
If there’s a way to plagiarize his own work, I’m sure he’ll find it. Keep trying, Nicky. It’ll give you something useful to do.
This just makes me think of the “Upper Class Twit of the Year” sketch from Monty Python’s Flying Circus, where Nigel runs himself over with a car.
Monty Python’s Flying Circus is and always will be awesome.
So many excellent skits. I’m sure if Nick ran the “Twit of the Year” race, he’d win hands down.
http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/quakes-and-storms-a-natural-disaster-anthology/363759
Isn’t this the photo that sparkle pony stole originally?
No, that’s the one he got from the NOAA’s public domain gallery, after NatGeo sicced their lawyers on him.
Not positive whether this is the one he used originally, but IIRC, the colors, etc., look right. I don’t think it was the lightning cover from 1993 that he used; that was almost all blue, and I recall his being a lot darker, with more purple than that.
Yeh, thats a totally different cover. I have the original cover on House of Horror whe Jenny gave me her reiew to use.
Hi Sanna @shocklinesforum,
NickolausPacione has sent you a private message on Oct 26 , 2010 03:20PM
I have the publishing history to back up being a writer and I have the history to back up being a publisher. You’re nothing but a faceless little faggot that needs to kill themselves. I am a hardline Moral Conservative. What gives you the motherfucking right to use a photo that has a joint copyright on. It’s jointly copyrighted by myself and by SGL Entertainment. So with that, I hope you get AIDS.
Wow, that’s so moral and conservative of him!
Oh dearie me, it looks like some naughty person went and tagged Nicky’s “anothology” with what appears to be a short extract from a Nickolaus Kane/Harry Potter fanfic.
“Nickolaus Kane took Harry Potter’s stiff hard “wand” in his hand smiling as Harry gasped in pleasure at his gentle caress “So you can do magic with this? Show me a trick…””
Expecto Patronads!
Stuck in moderation :/
http://shocklinesforum.yuku.com/topic/16879/t/Books-so-bad-that-they-re-good.html
Hurrrr hurrrr hurrrrrr hurrrrrr!
If I could be bothered to join shocklines it would be to post on there “Natural Selection” by Dave Freedman. Killer flying manta rays is all I’ll say.
fb updates:
“This is the UK Royal tradepaperback version of the anthology. It clocks in at just one page over 300 pages. It’s a monster now. Please ignore the malicious tags because some people have nothing better to do than leave nasty tags on someone’s book to give it the wrong audience intentionally.”
Regarding his fat, skater Asian book cover
“Debating on which version of the anthology I should sell on AuthorsDen.com. Someone posting as my pen name is trying to tell the world to avoid the book at all costs when I already took the plagiarist out of the book so that means, it’s safe for sale once again.
“After two weeks of re-editing, the book is finally can be made available once again for purchase. I wasn’t publically crying for the record but verbally ripping his nuts off and skull-f**king him.
And schooling someone on what a ‘namesake’ is:
” Got the typos in the new TOC fixed on the namesake. Now I am just waiting for them to come for copies. There is a fake on Lulu.com who is posing as my pen name.
Justin W: “I keep seeing the word “namesake”, but I am too lazy to Google right now. Wtf is a namesake?
Peaches: “Namesake — something that carries your name on it. I called my anthology *Ablert ‘Sparkle-Pony’ Pacone Delivers….A Library Of Unknown Horrors.
Justin W: “Gotcha!
Peaches: “I had to rework the entire anthology from scratch using a PDF file to work with and I had none of the original fonts. The reason I was able to keep it 200 pages in the first edition of the book was I had a cool font for the actual stories. I went back and used different fonts for the new versions. Here’s were you can grab the book if you want a copy of it http://tinyurl.com/7reboot7horror7”
* Name changed by me
And then, he’ll turn around and lash into someone by claiming he’s NOT GAY, NO SIR.
Ben got that right.
Is all the authors he took “public domain” stories really legal?
Seriously, take a look at the table of contents, are those stories really public domain for people to charge money for, or are they public domain for free use, reference, and the like?
Mary Shelley, HP Lovecraft, HG Wells, Edgar Allen Poe, and a lot of big name famous authors are shown in this.
I’m not up on whether or not these stories are freely available for some basement dwelling hunchback to make money off of or not, but I’m wondering if he even bothered to get permission or just cut and pasted from their websites to his shitty anthology?
I would hope any potention buyer of Nicky’s crap would be smart enough to realize that ‘public domain’ means a quick google search will get them a site where they can read the story for free and not pay for his typo ridden, overpriced work.
of course he didn’t get permission lol
It’s not illegal to sell them, but, without adding something beyond the story, it’s kind of pointless. I get what he’s doing. He stands a better chance of selling his work with Lovecraft’s of Poe’s name attached…but all one has to do is go to the source for the stories and save themselves the $15 (or whatever he’s charging).
Another tl:dr on his wordpress that I’d summarise as “Waaah, why won;t they leave me alone!”
So I noticed. What. An. Ass!
Electro Strumpet … I should name my next supers character that.
— C.
FB updates:
“Getting called something insulting by someone who goes around creating fake profiles of me on facebook I am not the one who has pictures looking like Charolette The Harlot (you have to listen to the first album by Iron Maiden to get the joke.)
“Spoke with the staff of Lulu.com, they’re going to help me get all the malicious tags taken off the book url. The Tabloid Purposes guys get the most crap of all of the writers on Lake Fossil Press.”
“spoke with the staff of Lulu”??? He’s lying again. I’ve complained about the tags Nicky has left on mine and other people’s books, and they pretty much jut ignored my requests for help. Lulu is a joke these days.
fb:
Note, this was left regarding a free concert in Wisconsin
“I wish I can make this one. I am trying to lock in some radio interviews for my 12th Issue and put the final touches on Issue 11. I am putting them out in reverse order. I am trying to make all my deadlines before the Christmas holiday”
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=132764056778467
ok… think thats me hes talking about but who the hell is Charolette the Harlot?? Lol
They don’t have any staff at Lulu, well none that will have a conversation with you anyway. He’d defnitely talking bullshit as usual.
Got an email from Nicky the other day and in it he claims I am attempting to blackmail him with the recordings I made a few months ago.
I never tried to blackmail him, I simply just passed them out and posted them right away lol.
He claimed in one of his blog posts that I own nickolauspacione.com. Nope. I don’t.
just had my first extortion attempt from Nicki and fraudulent Paypal bill. I’ve reported it straight to paypal obviously.
here’s the email he sent me as accompaniment
Hey Asshole
Every time you slander my name on a website — I will send you a bill for 650 GBP via paypal. Now I can be a reasonable person but right now you might as well get a publishing deal with David Boyer because I am going to be the nail in the coffin of what was your writing career you pushy overbaring faggot. So you better hope you have steep pockets you white trash piece of shit. Never start a fight with a
publisher, it’s bad business practice. You’re better off co-writing
a plagiarism with him asshole.
What a dick
And I just noticed this on the paypal bill
Note from merchant
I charge a penalty for that you fucking prick. So I hope you can afford the bill coming to you. Fucking turncoat piece of shit. I wonder if you were sucking the boyfriend of Sammie Cox off and got AIDS. Asshole.