We all know how Nickypoo loves to invade wikis, set up pages for himself, and trash the pages of his perceived enemies. Kudos to the person who did this (screengrab after the cut). The entry itself is pretty funny, but the best reading is the comment section. Remember, Nicky got himself banned back in September or early October as user Npac1976.
Peaches for Posterity
November 28, 2010 by Rusty
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Good stuff! As we’re discussing Nicky, here are some FB updates. All of this is just in the last 18 hourse. He’s been a busy gothic unicorn lover. (Oh, I forgot his FB posts are copyrighted. I’m such a plagiarist.) *All spelling errors and other mistakes are, of course, his own.
[blockquote]Okay I got the hardcover title available for purchase on Lulu.com for my namesake anthology. It might run steep for some people but it’s done special because I have pulled out another illustration from my jurrastic years. [/blockquote]
[blockquote]Putting some CD’s on the lulu.com storefront because I want to show the masses what’s spinning in my CD player when I edit the anthologies or the magazine.[/blockquote]
[blockquote]working on some shit on the storefront. It’s going to be in it’s full Gothic glory. I am paypal certified so if you want a signed copy of a publication I am selling some of them for $17.00 (shipping included in this.)[/blockquote]
[blockquote]ssue 12 is selling a lot quicker than Tabloid Purposes IV — thank you Faraday for bringing new life to the magazine and this one has a lot of new blood in the issue. 6 authors appearing in magazine for the first time while others appeared in Tabloid Purposes IV… I am trying to see how much I can really hold my own with Ray Faraday Nelson — I penned a type of horror that’s known as blackened horror ficiton.[/blockquote]
WTF is “blackened horror fiction”? Is it a Cajun dish?
[blockquote]I have a newer band playing in my CD player from the guys of Bombworks Records — man this band even has a Metal Blade Records connection. It’s downright heavy too.[/blockquote]
[blockquote]I am giving the lulu.com storefront a major Gothic / heavy metal overhaul to it. Someone who vandalized my WritersCafe.org listing basically insulted me by saying “Metal Sucks” — who ever did that, fuck them. Heavy Metal isn’t just the music it’s a way of life… Well heavy metal in my era spawned new genres known as Death Doom, Gothic Metal, Death Metal, Industrial Metal, and neo-thrash metal. Most of the CDS in my catalog are thrash metal and Metallica is actually one of my favorite heavy metal bands. I was listening to them before everyone knew who they are.[/blockquote]
[blockquote] My layout for the magazine is a lot stronger and now it’s ready to post some promotional photos of writers on the Issue 12 roster. Faraday gave me access to one of his photos for the storefront. Everyone from lulu.com, get Issue 12 to give him a warm welcome.[/blockquote]
[blockquote]redesigning the store front where it looks like it could be part of my official website and my AuthorsDen.com site (my layout was inspired by Type O Negative. Instead of four dicks from Brookyln it would be one dick from Glendale Heights.)[/blockquote]
So, basically, Nicky prefers a dick in the hand to four in the…
On another person’s wall, re NaNoWriMo:
[blockquote]Not too shabby and congrats. I wish I was able to do this this year with the novella I am writing called GAME OVER, but I was busy with my editor and publisher duties.[/blockquote]
On the wall of a member of a heavy metal band called “Dark Mirror”:
[blockquote]Hey man I heard your track Visions of Pain on Myspace.com a few years ago. You don’t sound like the bands that are usually from Iowa (most of them have the similar SlipKnot Iowa Bark. I know this kind of vocal well because I actually have this kind of vocal because it wasn’t murder on the vocal chords like brutal death metal is. Thrash Metal vocals come natural for me too.)[/blockquote]
“Blackened” Death Metal – Is this a legit term or was it invented by hipsters?
http://www.anus.com/metal/hall/index.php?topic=3149.0
True to form, Nicky is again several years behind the rest of the world.
Nope, Blackened Death Metal wasn’t JUST made up by hipsters. They just seem to like it. Black Metal and Death Metal are actually fairly distinct in vocal stylings and the way they’re played, so Blackened Death Metal actually makes sense as a melding of the two sub-genres.
God I know too much about this.
Who! Did I fail in my formatting, or what?
It’s less-than and greater-than, rather than square brackets (I think the latter are for bulletin boards/forums), otherwise your formatting would have been fine.
About that “blackened horror fiction,” remark of Nicky’s, the first thing that popped into my mind was blackened redfish. Yum.
What’s this about dicks from Brooklyn? I don’t get the reference.
It’s a Type O Negative thing, I believe they used to refer to themselves as four dicks from Brooklyn and you know Nicky, if he ever had an original thought it committed suicide out of loneliness in that cold, empty space between his ears
D’ohh! I was just on a discussion board which requires square brackets. My aging brain didn’t reset itself.
“I have pulled out another illustration from my jurrastic years.”
That made me laugh hysterically.
Is it a crayon drawing of his pet ghost megalodon?
Funny. His edits/comments, such as this one: “NPacione; you’re impersonating Nickolaus Albert Pacione with using that handle because that is the handle Nickolaus Pacione uses predomiantely with Writings From The Grave and his wordpress blog. Pacione doesn’t have a gambling problem but he’s got a rage problem when people come on sites using his identity and saying his pen name is some kind of fag lover when Pacione created the pen name not as a gay writer but to be political. 21 days ago by A Wikia contributor”
Are coming out of Iowa. 4.131.18.97
His latest edits have either come from 205.188.116.195 or 205.188.116.140 which of course are from AOL.
D’oh. Stuck in mod.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdXfyew10xc
I’ve found Nicky a girlfriend.
Awww….. <3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
I watched the macaroni video and both my eyes experienced coronary embolisms.
Watch the rest of the videos and you’ll end up either stroking out or going through massive coronaries. They are that bad.
Nikki the Metal GAWD writes:
“Hey man I heard your track Visions of Pain on Myspace.com a few years ago. You don’t sound like the bands that are usually from Iowa (most of them have the similar SlipKnot Iowa Bark. I know this kind of vocal well because I actually have this kind of vocal because it wasn’t murder on the vocal chords like brutal death metal is. Thrash Metal vocals come natural for me too.)”
From Bloodline Severed’s wall:
“Hey man I’ve had Visions Revealed spinning in my CD player along with bands Metallica, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Novembers Doom, Tourniquet and Trouble (you guys really need to give Novembers Dooms early stuff a listen because they had a female backing vocals while Paul let loose a warm death growl. Touniquet has a connection to our doom metal pioneers.)”
As of this morning, the entire EG page has been deleted by the admin.
So has the one for Lake Fossil Press.
This is my wiki site.
Everyone warned me about Mr. Pacione from the beginning, but alas, I live under a rock.
I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt. I tried to let him write and edit his articles in peace. Then people started jabbing at him until he made death threats and gay slurs. I can’t have that kind of crap going on.
Anyway, he’s been banned and his articles have been deleted. Any further Pacione content will get the same treatment. I’m trying very hard to get this site rolling. With work, family life, and my own writing schedule it is a very hard thing to do. I really don’t have enough time to deal with this garbage and I’m very frustrated at the moment.
We’ve all had our fun, now he’s gone. I’m not accusing anyone here of messing with the site, but I’m sure among the crowd who frequents this blog, someone knows who did. No more vandalism please. It’s hard enough work to get it off the ground as it is.
Sorry for the long post. I’ll leave now.
-Brian
p.s. – if anyone here wants to add constructive content, you are welcome to do so.
I wasn’t messing with your site, but I have my suspicions who was. Based on the comments, and history, it seems to have been more than one person. Personally, I prefer to watch the car crash without being involved in it.
Nicky uses AOL, so even if you block him by IP, you’re only blocking one of AOL’s servers. He can keep logging in until he gets another server. I don’t think he has the patience to use a proxy outside of AOL, though. And, he wouldn’t be Nicky if he didn’t pass around the death threats and fraudulent PayPal invoices for perceived slights like they were candy.
All I’ve ever done is edit out Nicky’s rantings, paranoia, libelous comments, etc., and just leave the straight facts about his “publications”.
It was pretty obvious that’s all you did, Jenny.
I’ve had time to cool down a bit. All the chaos has stopped. Like I said, I wasn’t really blaming anyone here. I’m not asking for names either. I just wanted it to stop. It has and now I’m happy.
“Nicky” hasn’t posted anything there in a while. He was mostly responding to other posts and writing on people’s walls. I’ll just pounding him back down his gopher holes if necessary.
@Jenny – Yes, if you are the one I think you are, you’ve actually been very constructive. Thank you very much for that. I’m sorry to say a lot of your edits have been deleted because some people can’t show restraint and I got tired of putting out the same fires over and over…but thanks for trying anyway.
-Brian
If Nicky’s gone, so’s the temptation to mess with him. It’s a shame you got caught in the crossfire. There’s a reason he’s been kicked off of so many forums and blog hosts — LiveJournal, DeadJournal, GreatestJournal, Xanga, several Ning sites, and the entire Yuku network of forums, just to name a few. Sometimes he sneaks back in with a new account, but he usually gives himself away by spewing the same random and often libelous nonsense about some random person whose name popped up on his mental Rolodex. And, he always gets it wrong about who committed what imaginary crime when he gets a bad case of butthurt.
Has anyone taken a look at his lulu storefront recently?
At long last he’s stopped asking for CD’s.
Might want to get a refund on that.
Personally I find Gregorian chanting or a well written orchestral score do more to capture the ambience of horror than Metal but that could just be me.
ach no, Lewis, it’s not just you. I roam all over the musical spectrum while writing and editing. Cuss confessed a while back to sticking mostly in the Classical field while working on her Daverana series and there are plenty of other authors who discuss their musical inspirations freely. Stephen King sprinkles his works with all kinds of tunes as well as effective pop culture references unlike a certain poster child of Stygian failure …
*kersnorfles* had ANYONE ever called Nicky the heavy metal author other than Nicky himself?
Personally when I write it could be any genre of music. I listen to pretty much anything but rap music or what passes for pop/rock today. All the artists just sound too much alike for my tastes.
I’ve been listening to mostly 80s stuff lately.
32K? Seriously? That might hold a really short document, but I challenge anyone to find a shitty enough old camera on even its lowest resolution that could take more than one picture using that small a file size.
So now he wants free memory cards he can use for his camera, instead of free CDs. Either way, he wants to score some free media he can keep and reuse, ’cause Uncle Sam doesn’t include any with his monthly dole check.
As far as music goes, I seldom listen to any, except when I’m driving somewhere, and it’s usually some classic rock station on XM or FM. However, I’d have to agree with Lewis about Gregorian chants setting creepy mood music.
There’s nothing about metal that’s geared toward putting the listener to sleep, but that’s what Nicky does to everyone who attempts to read his drivel.
Pffft… the ONLY music you should EVER listen to is, of course, Bearforce 1.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAJv5VHr5yQ
Enjoy.
P.S. How do you embed Youtube vids in wordpress posts?
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAJv5VHr5yQ&fs=1&hl=en_US]
Autoaim, your’re naughty. 😉
Nicky Boi seems confused. The following should help clear everything up:
Heavy Metal: http://bit.ly/aJHYtb
Really, really gay: http://bit.ly/fGMFeY
For some reason, Danny Elfman’s music cures my writer’s block. I also pick music based on setting and character. I even try to listen to music I do not like to write a character better. Movie soundtracks are also good too.
@autoaim, nice. I was expecting Rhythm Device again.
Just took a gander at the preview of “A Library of Unknown Horrors.” First story, second sentence:
Crap! What is it with me and my botched blockquotes in this thread? Perhaps the universe is chastising me for mocking Nicky’s editorial skills… naah!
Just looked at the back cover:
Huh?
Prominate. Is that a square-dancing term?
I hope you guys don’t mind my OT spammish comments here, but I have a new book and it’s finished: http://bandersnatchbooks.com/bandersnatch/bookstore/
It’s call The Dreadful Doctor Faust, and Nicky hates it because sex occurs, just not in a sleepsack (there is a good bang against a wall, however).
Don’t yell at me. I’m just my publisher’s poor wittle minion! 😀
That was a very good bang on the wall. And I’ll have a word with your publisher. 😛
And I listen to Marillion, Peter Gabriel, King Crimson when I write.
Ooh, we can do that here?
I have a new one, just came out in e-book (print version still TBA)
http://lachesispublishing.com/proddetail.asp?prod=TheWidowsWalk
The Widow’s Walk, a suspense thriller sort of thing, in the style of John Saul and Mary Higgins Clark.
Non-sleepsack sex, too!
Nicky-Stilfers FTW!
— C.
Oh that looks good, Christine! I need to get my Kindle soon!
I have a soft spot for j-rock myself. The pretty boys help a lot, too. Fun fact, I wrote Snowman’s song lyrics in Raiju by deliberately mis-hearing the lyrics to The Gazette’s “Agony” (which are in Japanese). 😀
Speaking of which, I just finished it, handed it over to the kid, and will be sending my review in to the HFR later today! 🙂
Oh cool. Thank you!!!!!
Yup, entry gone. Can fully understand why.
By the way, Happy St Andrew’s Day to the Scots!
If Nikster were to sell his soul, it would be virtual no sale whatsoever. As for listening to music while I write, I find it distracting. Dunno why. But still, I listen to rock and roll, heavy metal, techno-industrial with darker base sound. The groups are mostly Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Monster Magnet, Leatherstrip, Wumpscut, Suicide Commandos. Okay, so I’m Old school with heavy metal, sue me. I stopped listening to rap a long time ago. It got too redundant. I still dig Ice T no matter what.
“Virtually” no sale, that is. 😉
FB stuffs:
“Looking for an illustrator to do the cover art for my collection Dirty Black Winter — this will be published as a 6.21 x 9.14 trade paperback on Lulu.com and a 6 x 9 trade paperback on AuthorsDen.com. I will be publishing the book with AuthorsDen.com themselves. They will have a Peachpit vehicle.
“Looking for a cover artist for the collection Dirty Black Winter. The front page will be handled by me. I Am trying to work with a photographer for my authors photo for this — the working author photo is taken in 2006 at an event that The Gothic Council Of Chicago organized at a place I did a signing at a year later.
“This one is the apex of The Ethereal Gazette. This is the issue people are going to talk about 20 years from now when they thiink an anthology magazine. I broke out a lot of writers in the magazine over the 5 year history I’ve been a mag.
“This anthology is my baby in terms of editing and publishing the book. This one has the true personal touch by being pre-signed by me. The back cover as a very visible John Handcock.”
From here: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=301412&id=625525134
“Sounds like you guys had a blast. I am trying to get a show organzied with a band from NC that has an endorsement from Halo guitars. I’ve been listening to them very recently and looking for a heavy metal band to open for them. I want to try to go for Logan Square Auditorium for this. The show will double as a re-release party for my namesake anthology and all four issues to be published in 2010 for the magazine.”
Eww — hand cock. There are many euphemisms for that, but the one that comes to mind is “choking the chicken.”
Because all heavy metal bands want to do a show for a no name like Nicky to hawk his crappy books at.
Did a little reading about music promotion and as per usual Crumpet has no idea what he’s getting into. The work involved will break him mentally, physically and financially, and while I feel sorry for any band he manages to sucker I almost can’t wait to see him fail.
Agreed, Lewis. Hope you’re feeling better, btw.
Thanks, Rusty, my head’s not quite as groggy as it was this morning which is a good sign. As long as it doesn’t migrate to my chest I should be as right as rain in a couple of days.
Also I turned up what it cost back in 2009 to hire the venue he wants .
http://awesomemidwestwedding.blogspot.com/search/label/Logan%20Square%20Auditorium
If I’m reading it properly it’s $3,275 dollars for a Saturday Night rental and apparently only $2,700 or so for a Friday night gig with a $500 deposit. I wonder how Peaches plans to raise the funds?
More FB follies. Note all of these were written on other peoples comments regarding book releases.
“Oh AuthorsDen.com is now a publisher! I think I have a vehicle for them when I get my novel done because I will see more money than working with Lulu.com. Don’t get me wrong, I have this deal with Lulu.com going and I can publish the UK size.
“Hey Donna — I got Issue 12 ready to fly. You really have to check out Stephanie Burkhart’s story The Scorpion Temple. She was trying to harness the raw power I write with and the Lovecraftian horror scares. And get this, she fucking nails it.
From our buddy A.P. Fuchs book signing announcement:
“That sounds cool. Let me know if you need copies of Issue 12 for signings because I pay $10.00 a book. I don’t get these bad boys for free. I got the .pdf of the magazine and I will be sending it as a zipped document. I didn’t count on the memory it took to load it.
Fuchs is in issue 12?
Really? Good lord! I think I could write something better, given three weeks, and I totally suck at writing. I’m alright at growing orchids, but writing . . . not happening!
I don’t think Fuchs gave Nicky a story but he did provide some illustrations to go along with 8 O’Clock in the Morning.
From what I gather, Fuchs isn’t evil, but he is rather dumb. Am I wrong?
Rusty: I wouldn’t necessarily say dumb, but certainly naive.
Fuchs has been around for enough years to know Pacione’s track record, however. He’s seen it via Shocklines, TODP, etc. So if he’s *still* working with Nicky at this stage, I’d say he’s more than dumb. I’d say he’s complicit.
A few Nicky FB posts (all on other people’s walls/photos etc…)
So… if he had NOT had liquid in his mouth, he WOULD have sprayed coffee on the screen?
A friend/relative posts a picture of herself in her JROTC uniform, and of course, Nicky has to make it all about him.
I’m sure Nicky spent a lot of time looking at the sailors.
He also replied to a comment I left on youtube 2 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments=1&v=EUX9ElT35i0&email=comment_reply_received
Yeah, that is his younger sister Stephanie. Those first four went up in Late August-September. The flag one is new.
Also, if she is still in, she is more of a man then Nikki was, for actually staying in.
Good for her I guess.
FB updates:
“If you want to see my site the way it was meant to be seen, I tell everyone to get Google Chrome for the tables to work the way they were designed to be. In IE style web browsers they don’t show up right.
“March 2011 I will be seeing a publication credit that will be long overdue and one of my readers saved the story for me before I had a system crash in 2008. The story being placed is my favorte written in 2000s. I snagged the idea right from the headlines.
“Woke up being smothered by the black lab trying to lay down on the couch. She ended up laying right on my face. Shit that would been a disturbing way to go.
Best of night so far:
“Barlow of ICED EARTH might be a little pissed at PANTERA because of “The Badge.” The reason why Matt Barlow cut his signature long hair is because he became a police officer.
Mark Derosier You realize Pantera didn’t write The Badge, right? It was a cover.
That’s right. “The Badge” was originally done by a Portland, Oregon based punk group called Poison Idea. I’ve never heard the original.
I have to concur that Pacione never knew it was a remake.
It also appears that lulu went ahead and deleted all of the tags on his newer ‘works’.
FB updates:
Regarding “The Badge”: “I know it’s a cover, but took me years to track down the original band that did it. I know this one belongs to Poison Idea.”
I think he was lurking here to be honest with you.
His craptastic website updates:
“If you all want to see Writings From The Grave the way it was meant to be laid out, pick up Google Chrome because it will show the two columns and not half of the site being swallowed up by one of the div frames.
“nice — my new host officially took the gap that Go Network left behind when they stopped hosting websites. That means my site can be the mega horror site it was in 2000.
“Okay looking at the site from Google Chrome — seems like that is the way to go with seeing my official website. I might test the reading room on AMBrowser and AOL’s browser. My site isn’t coming up the way I had it set up to be on there either.”
Oh noes, someone picked up a virus.
“Was dealing with a nightmare of a problem with my computer. I had this program that kept insisting my hard drive was ready to go on me, but when I did a scan of everything it was free and clear. This program kept shutting my computer down so I did a system restore to November 29th, 2010.
Justin Wilson I’ve seen that one before, it’s scum. A system restore probably won’t totally remove it. Run a full scan with MalwareBytes and delete everything it finds.
And a request:
“Holy shit — whoever picked up Collectives In A Forsaken Landscape and Tabloid Purposes One, please don’t do any damn videos torching them like Eiidioots.
Crystal Pegasus ow 🙁
Even in Chrome his site is still an unorganized and ugly mess.
Regarding his computer virus issue: “I did a system restore and it removed it. This was a defrag type program but it kept insisting that I bought the program before it gave me the results.
Book burning is bad:
“Yeah that’s happen Crystal, the jokers got copies from somewhere and then set them a torch on youtube.com. I have some joker saying he “owns” my company so I put the true 12th Issue out there (he’s got a sick unicorn fetish)
Crystal Pegasus That is HORRIBLE. Truly. I am so sorry Nikki.
And why Sparkle pony is recommending Chrome:
“I’ve been trying to get firefox for awhile now. I am trying to get IE 9 because I’ve had a history working with IE when it came to my website. I tried to download FireFix on my computer but it won’t boot. I use IE 8 and AM Browser for Facebook. but when I upload to lulu.com I use Google Chrome. The thing that is a pinfall for Google Chrome is you can’t save bookmarks. My site used to view well on AOL, but Chrome seems like the way to go.”
Jesus wept, you have to be a complete moron to not know how to save bookmarks in Chrome. Or Nikita.
Ditto what raingods said. I’ve used Chrome for about 8 months now and love it. You CAN save bookmarks, Nicky, you little moron.
Maybe it’s because you have to press a star to save a bookmark and shiny stars have teh gay in nicky’s book? :p
I took him years to track down who originally wrote “The Badge?”. Well, he is SuperTard, after all, so this should come as no surprise. Of course, it took me all of two minutes to find that one out.
You know, I just figured out the formula that models Nikki’s view on human behavior. It’s kind of like a Mad Libs thing:
“I bet (X) is mad at (Y) over (Z)” where X and Y are people and Z is some unrelated event.
That sounds fun. I wanna play!
“I bet Brian Keene is mad at Whitesnake over socialized health care in Canada”
I bet Dick Cheney is mad at Bozo the Clown for the high price of latex movie moulage.
FB updates:
“Shit — I need some help raising $180 for both my phone bill, my internet bill and a returned check. Donators will get $15.00 worth of e-books.
Rob Lipper Casper Phoenix I need some money too…Can you or anyone help me out…
To his sister: “I got you a few things for Christmas — I saw that you got into Alternative Metal. I am going to get you acquainted with the Tampa metal sound (they range from power and progressive metal to the birth of Death Metal.)
“Soundtrack of Issue 12 — Iron Maiden: Flight 666 Soundtrackb
Nikkita changed his profile picture. for those that don’t know, there has been a rash of photo updates of users to cartoon characters to prevent child abuse. (Irony) Nikkita’s is a Johnny Quest with Haji.
“My mother and step-dad have “Johnny Quest” the original version. I am looking for the 1996 version of the show because that had a mix of both old school animation and computer animation (they did a damn good job with this.) The third incarnation been an influence when I wrote adventure stories.
“The soundtrack for Tabloid Purposes IV — Fireball Ministry “Sundown” “Raise a fist to all before us”
“damn it’s not letting me upload a new avatar (suck it AMBrowser)
Nickolaus Pacione Introducing Issue 12’s lead writer. Philip K. Dick Award Winner Ray Nelson as R. Faraday Nelson. I am looking for a good Ren and Stimpy pic for my default profile for three days. This will be Nelson’s profile on Fantastic Fiction.co.uk.
Ray Nelson
http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk
A bibliography of Ray Nelson’s books, with the latest releases, covers, descriptions and availability.
“Damn it I want that CD that Wretched released under his new label — especially want to hear the closing track “Holidays Suck.” As much as I love the holidays I also loath them. I especially hate today because it was the 14th anniversary when I got hit by a car.
Justin Wilson When he first announced it, I thought he was making a whole CD with him performing ALL of the songs. That’s cool that he got a bunch of different bands to get in on it. I really want to here Leper’s version of O Come Emmanuel
“Had to fix my website listing on here because they will not list npacione dot ulmb dot com [Bastards!] Mike was making fun of Burnt Offerings by Iced Earth. This one is my favorite Iced Earth album.
12/06/10 fb update:
“Get a chipin.com on your site somewhere — I got about $105.00 waiting for me on lulu.com and trying to sell some books here so I can pay for AOL.
I bet Leslie Caron is mad at Attila the Hun for the Whiskey Rebellion.
Nikki’s latest “ME ME ME” post.
Jeffrey A. Swanson
Musicians, Bands, make sure and check out my latest column in Rocking Chicagoland Magazine… It’s about sending out press kits to record labels…
Rocking Chicagoland
http://www.rockingchicagoland.com
Keeping connected with the Chicagoland Music Scene.
Scott Huffman Very cool Jeffery.
Peaches: “Cool on the column thing, Carpe Nocturn Magazine offered me a column but it went too long. I will take a look in a bit — I Am trying to add more to a novelal I’ve been slaveing over.
He misspelled noveLOL.
Guess who’s already blown his welfare check and bounced a check to boot?
Go on, someone give him a penny and see if he honours his promise.
I wonder where he’s going to get $15 worth of ebooks. All of his books put together aren’t worth 15 cents.
awww does this mean he won’t be able to send fake paypal bills and threats he’s too chicken to carry out in person to folks for awhile? 😀
whats his paypal addy? 😛
gothicunicorn@basementtroll.com
He has a chipin at the bottom of his webpage.
http://writingsfromthegrave.com/
Two days left to go and so far no one’s given him a cent, hardly unexpected given the time of year and that it’s Nicky we’re talking about.
He tried running another one right at the beginning of summer for concerts or some such nonsense.
He seems to beg for money to pay his internet bill almost every month, but of course we all believe his books are selling and his mag has a circulation of 1000, just like I believe in the stripper fairy that comes when you put a wad of singles under your pillow and exchanges them for a cheap stripper.
so I sent him a dollar, I’m very generous lol
I tried making a donation of $0.00 (as opposed to simply refraining from clicking the button). No joy.
So I decided to err on the side of generosity and sent him a whole cent in REAL MONEY.
He got back to me!
Honestly, there’s no helping some people.
I was going to donate the odd cents I have left on a prepaid credit card, but I don’t want him to have my paypal info to send fake bills 😛
Bah. Stuck in moderation again, Rusty.
His problems would be much easier if he’d get off his high horse and find a job.
…oh, that’s right. Only the truly pathetic souls work for a living, and don’t publicly beg for money when their welfare check is all gone.
I wonder if he would get in trouble for not reporting any of the chip in ‘donations’ to social security? I know they get on my ass when I am late sending in my pay stubs (thank you employer for messing up my paychecks sometimes and causing that headache)
“Every time you put $1.00 in my paypal, I will bill you 4 Grand USD. I don’t fucking care if you have trouble trying to give your daughters good medical care, You can die in poverty as far as I am concerned. Happy Holidays bitch”
Ungrateful bitch!
Inquiring minds want to know Nicky has ANYONE ever paid one of your fraudulent paypal bills? Are you really so stupid to think anyone ever will?
“Donations start at $20.00 — not a $1.00. You’re not getting shit from me you cheap whore. I will bill you each time you try to slander me every place you go. I will also bill your new star the same amount of money.”
Im always stuck in moderation lol
Any way:
“I did it to my circle on vampirefreaks.com. $15.$20.00 is the starting. You will revel in the fact I am struggling. I have $105.00 worth of royalties I can’t touch. You’re new star is that faggot named Marc Lyth. ” (sic)
you are me? wierd… I thought I was me.
shit. it’s catching.
that should of course be weird not wierd
Phil, you made him vewy angwy…
And now he’s changing the terms of his offer:
Yep. He sent me what he says is a bill, but is actually a request for $1,200 in return for ‘Service’ as my stuck-in-moderation comment states. Still, rather reasonably, I thought, I’ve asked for an itemised bill.
The real question is Nicky how much should we start billing YOU for the pain and suffering endured while reading your stories?
http://autoaim.org/1cent.jpg
Wide the Thtooom, Nicky… Wide the Thtooom!
Ooh, that gives me an empty feeling right here. Right near my wallet. Luckily it’s only a very tiny empty feeling.
The day Nicky learns that his PayPal invoices are about as weak as a baby fart will be the day he writes a single coherent sentence without any errors in spelling or grammar.
So, you’re saying it’ll never happen, Mike.
Exactly!
Hey guys, please please please report any curse-filled or hate-speech filled bogus invoices to Paypal. Sam, you should definitely report him the “you cheap whore” crack.
Absolutely. And point out that he is violating their terms of service. Let’s take away his PayPal access.
I couldn’t help myself, I sent him a penny too. About twice what all his writing is actually worth.
fb updates:
“Had some cheap asshole doing $ .01 bids on when I was selling Tabloid Purposes 2 — that fucker needs his ass kicked for that one.
Justin Wilson HAHHAHA ROFLMFAO
Rob Lipper Casper Phoenix REALLY DID U SELL SOMETHING FOR A PENNY…
Peaches: I told him to fuck off.
For those of you keeping score, his photo went from him flicking off the camera with ‘lens flare’, to Johnny Quest/Haji, to him standing behind a wall looking emo.
And not 5 minutes later I get this:
Note from merchant
I bill you $7000.00. So you really want to play this with me you motherfucking FAGGOT. I got your address now you fucking homo — I think I should take a trip to AZ and do a little justice.
$7000? That’s got to be a record or close to it. Of course he thinks I used my real address, the naive tyke.
you definitely need to report this one to paypal, make a point of telling them about the threat and the abusive language.
He’s got my address too. Assuming of course my address is Funkytown, located in Funkshire. Which it might be, assuming I’m some kind of bucolic Bootsy Collins.
Nice sum. What is the record for the most expensive bill he’s sent someone?
Pragmatica over at SA had a e-bill for $9,300.
From the Meet Nicky, Internet Rage thread
Subject: You like stealing my pictures lady
Pickles (email) would like to be paid through PayPal.
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Money Request Details
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Amount: $9,300.00 USD
So what is his record?
I wish I could remember, I know it was around the 10K mark, and that 9,300 may be the one I’m thinking of. And I did report it as well, though paypal doesn’t make it easy.
OMG
http://npacione.cartfly.com/npacione
:O
I love his explanation for why the jeans no longer fit ‘they shrunk’ not the real reason of he got too fat to shove his ass in them LOL
His store description is the best too:
“You want some signed books from the author — you came to the right place. I will sell what I have on here left over from shows that I signed books at and what didn’t sell at the event will go up on here. Take a look around this is under construction. So take your time and see what I ahve. Also some odds and ends that I find that I will find — or if I have jeans that don’t fit me anymore (I take good care of my clothes and I wear an odd size.)
I will often sell my signed copies in lots here — because that is how I usually sell my books at Gothicfest.”
I liked the rubber rat in a trap he is pushing too.
Those jeans have been up there for more than two years.
Why would someone buy a used pair of Wranglers for 11.40 when you can get a new one at Walmart for $15?! ESPECIALLY from him! Imagine the funk in those things. EWWW
And another love note:
Consider this blackmail asshole. Each time you send me .01 I will bill you a few grand. I will not only bill you but I will make your mailing address available on every site that doesn’t approve of gay marriage. So you want to play games, I am upping the anty. You really want to piss me off?
Oh and that came with an $8000 dollar invoice.
Blackmail is illegal nicky and can get you arrested I believe.
Call me evil….but with all these ‘bills’ nicky’s sending out for thousands of dollars I wonder if the IRS or social security administration (who sends him the monthly checks he blows mere days after getting them) would like to know about them?
If the dumbass sends me one, I’ll forward the fucker straight to the Social Security Administration.
Oh, and can someone be so kind as to get a screenshot of him bragging about his royalties? I think it’s time for SSI get to PROOF of him bragging about how much he makes.
That’ll be the amount they’ll chop out of his checks, IF they don’t drop his ass for fraud.
“I have updated my storefront on Lulu.com. I added links to the CDs that been spinning in my player while I’ve been editing the magazine and the anthologies. Still looking for local entries for Issue 11. Got a possible model for this pending if she can get up to the area or not.”
There can’t be many women who’d want to put their hands anywhere near Nickolaus’s area. Not without a pair of very very thick gloves, some tongs and a magnifying glass.
His face book interests… Freestyle wrestling, Greco-Roman wrestling, chasing ladies in skirts…
Isn’t greco-roman wrestling where all the guys wrestled naked?
And why does he want to wear a skirt before chasing ladies? Does it allow his legs more freedom so he can run faster?
It’d be fantastic if PayPal would finally take notice and freeze his account; all these fraudulent invoices are for well over its $500 threshold. PayPal, however, isn’t exactly known for taking such reports seriously, or his account would have been shut years ago.
Nicky may think he’s committing blackmail, but it’s actually fraud. The Attorney General of Illinois might be a more effective place to report him. Welfare Queen runs unregistered business, sends out fraudulent invoices for many thousands of dollars, and doesn’t report other sources of income to the government, thus defrauding the government itself in addition to ordinary netizens.
http://www.illinoisattorneygeneral.gov/consumers/filecomplaint.html
His invoices have been going up with each donation… I wonder if it’s possible to break the record this way…
So if you send someone money through Paypal, they can see the mailing address on your account? I thought the whole advantage of Paypall was to protect your personal information while still allowing you to send and receive money.
Nope as an example here is a recent transaction of mine, (Not a real company, email or person) edited of course:
baupdeth
xxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx Drive
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, NC xxxxxxxxxx
United States
Confirmed Help
Payment To:
Pickle Tickets (The recipient of this payment is Verified)
Seller’s ID:
pickletickets
Seller’s Email:
npickles@gmail.com
Funding Type:
Instant Transfer
Funding Source:
$44.88 USD – xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Checking (Confirmed) x-xxx
Back Up Funding Source:
Visa Card XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-xxxx
The only thing Paypal does is protect your financial information. Kind of.
Thanks. I’ll keep that in mind if I ever use Paypal for something.
What if you send it as a gift? I don’t know if your address shows up that way since they would not be sending you anything back.